*(Though I hate hate HATE short stupid reviews I am adding Daughter-of-RoChu, AnonymousNinjaGirl, nyarlanthotep's ideas into the story to not get a huge mob of mad reviewers yelling at me.+ Have-A-Cracktastic-Evening's idea to keep it flowing and long enough to post as a chapter.)

"It's been a while. Why haven't we done anything for the holiday?" Condy sighed and leaned back in the dining chair. I laughed and scratched the back of my head. "I had a bit of a long break from reading and writing about you guys. Well get up! We have shit to do now!" Everyone sighed and got up. "Wait! I haven't even finished teaching Jade to make mac and cheese!" Jane gasped.

John and Dave were talking about several movies after they found the movie room during the break. They haven't decided what the watch yet. Dave slammed a hand on the dining table and shouted, "Dude! What do you mean you've NEVER seen Star Wars?" John nervously laughed and mumbled, "Well yeah, I mean, I've heard of it though. Is it really that good?" Dave laughed and patted his back. "Dude, we've got to have a movie night." Jane had served pancakes that were perfectly golden. It was obvious Jade had helped her because some were in the shape of a bone. Jake and Dirk were discussing guns. But, Jake seemed more interested in everyone who passed and tried cheesy pick-up lines on about 99% of the people who were near them.

Then later that night they all gathered to the movie room to watch Star Wars: A New Hope. Karkat and Dave came yearly to set up the movie and clean the room out after I stayed there for several days watching Pulla Magi Mokaka Magica. During the movie, Terezi pulled at Dave's sleeve and asked Dave and John what was happening. "Terezi, gosh, why don't you just sniff it?" John whined. "I won't get the full experience! You guys won't let me lick the screen!" Terezi sighed. "Ugh, fine. So Luke, the blonde guy, is going to the deathstar with Han, Chewbaca, and Obi-wan to rescue Leia from Darth Vader." Dave said gesturing to the screen.

After the movie everyone left the movie room. "So, John, what did you think?" Dave asked curiously. "It was good. But, Con Air is way better." John laughed. The next day after a good night of sleep, Gamee and Tavros were eating poorly made PB&J sandwiches for lunch. John and Dave were back at the dining table arguing about what they should watch next Saturday. Karkat was mumbling to Nepeta about how he hated the movie and thought the only tolerable part was when they were all about to get crushed in the trash compacter.

Then Feferi ran out of her room, breathless and shaking her hands gesturing to her chest. In her bikini she seemed flatter then normal. Everyone surrounded her to see what the matter was. Then, boys' hair started growing and their chests were expanding. Everyone looked around with fear in their eyes. Girls necks thickened and jaws strengthened to a strong point. Everyone had the opposite gender.

Though completely different from how they were before, everyone tried to carry on the same way. The Striders, with their new curvy light-weight bodies, tried hard to hold their head up high and be a tough woman and do what they did as men. Though, it was a very hard transition. The four Strider brothers tried to go through all of it together and tonight they planned to practice Fighting and Rapping with their new female forms.

Up on the roof that was railed with black dusty fencing that creaked when you tried to grab onto it, the Stiders were gathering up to do their first strife since their change. They were used to having to move around more weight. Sis was sitting on a wooden box sucking on a red Popsicle with her sward swung over her new smooth narrow shoulders. Once Devo arrived with Dove dragging her sward behind her they sat with Sis glaring at her new body. Their new long annoying hair would probably get in their way but Devo borrowed a hair tie from Jade, though, and put her hair in a messy top-head bun.

Once Alpha Dove arrived Devo sighed and slumped over. They got up and the older brothers were on one team and the younger ones were on team two. After a long hard battle fighting with their new wide hips and bashing sisters with heavy swards they lay on the roof and watched the starry night.

After the transition, the four sisters didn't say a word because they all knew they lost their male voices. But, they knew they had to get a word out and talk and not stay silent forever. So, the first words would be rapping. Dove closed her eyes and dropped her hands by her sides. Devo cleared her throat and looked at Dove and smiled.

"We've landed, straight from Venus here with my ladies gang"

"Yeah, taking a beat like stealing a ladies man"

"Ohh no, no hard feelings fellas hope you understand"

"This tracks gonna go to a whole new female game plan"

"Attention!"

"This is the part of the track where I wanna hear the crowd say brapp"

"Attention!"

"Make hits not beats and I swear down every time a bitch gets smacked."

"Raaah!"

"Call us the wolves of the mic, females dominate in packs"

"Oohhh ohh, its game over"

After that night, everyone woke up as the right gender. Good thing too, the Striders hated their new girly soft voices.