Chapter Eleven:
1 new message, received at: 7pm Monday
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Hey, how was school? :)
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Weird.
Hey- do you know anything about Were-Coyotes?
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Oddly specific.
Yes I do
Why?
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
I got one as my lab partner- her name's Holly
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Is she okay- not, like, gonna tear your throat out or anything?
Wow! you can never catch a break in your town huh?
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
I know!
Yeah, she's fine- just a bit feisty- so, what do you know about them?
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Well…I know they worship the moon as a goddess
And they don't go all crazy on the full moon like your friend Derek- so that's a plus :)
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Toby- be nice.
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
:( - anyway- they get like super calm on the full moon…really concentrated
Like they've taken a bunch of Adderall or something
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
I know that feel bro
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
?
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Diagnosed with ADHD when I was 7
Adderall is like a morning hug
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Oh- that sucks
Kind of explains you a lot though
In a good way!
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
:)
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
So, how are your wolf friends doing?
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Haven't slaughtered any innocent woodland creatures in a week! New record!
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Hah!
Now I feel bad I didn't use that one to insult Derek with :(
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
You'll live!
Why do you guys hate each other so much anyway?
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Conflict that goes back to the dawn of time
…
Wow that sounded really cheesy
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
It really, really did
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
But seriously! We've had our fair share of great wars!
And whenever a vamp meets a wolf…there's usually a fight.
There's even some wolf gangs devoted to going out and bashing up vamps
It's kind of like two biker gangs that DO NOT get along
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Wow- that sounds bad
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Yeah- but my family is against all that
We don't like the conflict
In modern society- vamps and werewolves have really come to terms…
But some of us still fight and go after each other
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Wait- if you're so, pro-werewolf…
What was with all the dog-jokes you aimed at Derek?
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
That wasn't a wolf thing.
That was just cuz I didn't like him.
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
?
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
What? He wears duchy leather jackets
…
and tries to make me stay away from you :(
You can't blame me for not liking him!
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Such a romantic, oh how I swoon!
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Was that sarcasm?
That was sarcasm wasn't it!
That's it- I'm totally gonna go and find another human to prey upon!
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
I'm sorry Toby come baaaack!
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
No- you hurt my delicate levels of self-esteem.
:'(
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Awww! Is the widdle vampire upset?
Gone to go sulk in his coffin?
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
I have no clue how I ever liked you.
I revoke all the compliments.
ALL THE COMPLIMENTS!
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Noo! I want the compliments!
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Then say you're sorry!
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Never!
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Then no compliments for you!
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Okay, okay!
I'm so very very very very very very very very
Very very very very very very very
VERY
Sorry.
:)
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
That must have hurt to text out…
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Nah- iPhone has copy-paste
NOW DO I GET MY COMPLIMENTS BACK!?
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
*hands compliments back*
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
*cheers loudly*
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
:)
Arg I gotta go!
Family stuff.
Talk soon?
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Talk soon!
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Goodnight!
To Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Goodnight Toby 3
From Vlad the friendly Vampire:
Goodnight Stiles 3
Sageandmilk:
I just thought of this whole epic plot line for Toby and such! AHHHH I have to start writing! I AM FREAKING OUT! Anyway thanks for reading!