Pleg: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!? *Points at computer swinging hands around*

Ikuto: Hold the fuck up. *Grabs tea and hands to Pleg*

Pleg: Mhm *sips tea and starts writing*

Ikuto: That's it… Drink the tea you demon child *strokes her head creepily*

Cat: She is so special... *Watch's Pleg scream at computer* Oh yeah…

Ikuto: Was she dropped on her head when she was a baby? *pokes her head*

Cat: Yup… around 6 times..

Amu: Damn…

Ikuto and Cat: Pleg don't own shit!

Pleg: Nope!

So apparently my rant worked, I apologize for doing that tho… I feel bad so I hurried and did this for you guys! Enjoy! I love you!

Vampire Auction

~Some were else~

Ikuto's POV

I looked around and sighed to myself, putting my arms behind my heard and leaning back on the dark leather couch my ass was planted on. There were 3 fine-ass girls around me, one was a vampire…sadly and the other 2 where humans. They were pampering me from head to toe and doing anything I wanted them to do.

One of the vampire girls with long black hair was sitting on my lap straddling me, her arms around my neck and hands in my midnight blue hair while she stuck her hot tongue down my throat. I groaned into the kiss and pushed my lips hard against hers, pulling her closer from where my hands rested on her small hips. I felt one of the other girls unzip my pants and start to kiss my erection threw my boxers. She pulled them down and started to lick me and suck on the tip. I could feel that it was one of the humans, she didn't have teeth. I felt the girl in my lap twist one of my nipples threw my shirt. I groaned again but I pulled away from her. She pouted and crossed her arms over her chest. I rolled my eyes and motioned for the other human to come here. She did as instructed. I looked at her up and down; she had dirty blonde hair that was curly and short. Big bright blue eyes blinked at me as I smirked at her. I motioned her with my finger to come closer and she did. I reached up and ran my hand up her collar bone, around her neck and into her hair; I pulled her down so her face was on my shoulder. I licked her neck and she shivered. I started to suck and she whimpered a little, 'Now for the fun part'. I opened my mouth wide and bit into the biggest vain I could find on her neck. She groaned and held on to the chair as I sucked really hard. I could smell her arousal as I sank my fangs deeper into her flesh. Being bitten is the most, lustful thing there is. It's like having 100 orgasms at once.

'Stop! You're going to give her scars!' said the little voice in my head that told me right from wrong, I started to pull away until my favorite side pitched in. 'She'll get over it! Plus, when was the last time you had innocence blood like this? Over 30 years bitch! Keep sucking!' I smiled at my inner self as he beat the shit out of the good side. I took about 5 big gulps from her neck, and then she got heave… 'Which means she's unconscious'. I pulled away and the girl fell on the floor like she was dead asleep. The vampire chick had gotten off a while ago and the other human girl had already left.

The site in front of me is more amusing than anything I have seen in along long time, my best friend is sitting there texting while a girl is 'trying' to give him a blow job. Reza Yuuiery, the only person I know who would have the balls to do this besides me. Chuckling, I leaned on the door frame and watched at this human tried to give him an orgasm.

His blood red hair contrasting to the dark leather couch he was lying on like the one in the room I was in. His bright neon orange eyes, running up and down across the screen, talking to probley 6 different people. His black V-neck shirt up to his chest to reveal his well-toned abs, his body tan, not white and pasty like most vampires. His baggy tan cargo pants un done at the front, his black belt hanging to the side, and a brunet in between his legs. I saw his convers on the floor next to the door, along with his wallet. Sighing I picked up them both, slipping his wallet in the back pocket of my dark blue levies. I walked over to the girl and tapped her on the head. She looked up, the tip of his cock still in her mouth. I motioned for her to leave and she did without a word. Then I turned back to my friend to smirk. Raising my hand with his convers in it I got ready to drop them on his dick.

"So help me god Ikuto if you do that" Reza said not looking up from the tiny screen, I just laughed. I dropped his shoes at his feet and he flinched when he heard the thump. He sat up, pulled his shirt down, buttoned his pants and stood up, his belt still undone.

"Explain to me why I'm here again?" I said while walking towards the door. Pulling his shoes on, Reza stood up, fixed his belt and fallowed me out the door.

"Cause I was told this place was 'the place' so I had ta take you" he said, checking out a girl that walked by and giving her a grin. I hummed in response and continued until I was out of the place.

"You got my wallet right?" Reza said while patting down his pants. Getting in my 2013 midnight blue mustang, I threw it at him. He got in the passenger seat and glared at me.

"Who shoved a stick up your ass this morning?" he put his seat belt on as I pulled out of the parking space. I just gave him 'the look' and he just said ahh and then dropped the conversation.

My dad has been getting on my ass lately and it's really starting to annoy me. He wants me to be the new leader of the Tsukiyomi clan when he dies and I really don't want to be. 'But you are the first born son' I thought as I mocked my dad's tone. I am seriously sick of it. Reza knows it too, he's always there when my dad gives me the speech. He's stopped trying to get my dad to change his mind a while ago, but once in a while, he'll hint or something. Reza and me have been friends for mostly our entire lives, we were both born vampires, so that means we are pure bloods. Yes, just like Twilight. I hate that movie so don't even. But he's always been there and I don't know what I would without him. He keeps me under control.

"You got any real" he said, going through the side holders in my car. Ignoring my friends comment I pulled into our drive way. Yeah Reza lives with me. We got enough room, I mean. A 300 room mansion with 100 archers of property isn't enough room then I don't know what is. The giant garden and pool out back was a bit much for my tastes but hey, whatever. The 200 servants my dad keeps on staff I like, that's for sure. I saw a couple of gardeners walking around with plants and stuff, pulling farther up the long drive way, I came around the corner and noticed Kukai's Ford was here along with Nagi's Toyota.

"Great" I said while slapping a hand over my face. I put the car in park and got out, Reza fallowing. I started looking around making sure I wasn't going to get jumped by the brown haired idiot.

"Why are they here?" Reza said, fallowing me up the steps to the front doors. I shrugged my shoulders. I just hope that my dad is here otherwise the house would be trashed. Pulling the giant wood door open, I looked inside to see everything perfect, a couple of maids walking around. "Hmm.." I said as I walked in, the maids who were around me bowed. I shooed them away with my hand and continued walking down the corridor. Reza fallowing me, I looked in the living room, no one. Then I headed for my father's study. That's where he was, probley with them writing sentences for breaking something. Walking through the living and towards the double mahogany doors that where placed right across from the fire place.

"Are we clear Kukai?" I heard as I pulled them open, two heads snapped in my direction. Walking in, with Reza behind me, I plopped down on the chair next to him.

"What's up?" I stated with a bored expression. My father looked at me up and down and shook his head, meaning I don't want to know where you've been. He looked back up at me with a smirk.

"Go to your room. There's a 'surprise for you there" he said while I watched Kukai glare at the floor mumbling 'lucky bastard'.

Ta da! SO I hope you guys like it! And p.s; I'm not going to describe all the characters! Sorry I'm lazy!~ Drop me a review? And I'll continue~