I'm really really really really REALLY sorry. My parents took me to the sea for a couple weeks and they didn't let me take my computer with me. I am still an awful person. ENJOY!

Sophia got released the next morning, though she didn't sleep as well once the girls left. Not that they left easily. The nurse who came in to tell them visiting hours were over had to drag Tenten and Ino from the room. Hinata and Sakura looked like they wanted to stay too, but they knew better than to make a fuss.

She was still a bit light-headed, but didn't say anything to the doctors when they were filling out her release forms. She felt that the sooner she got out of there, the better. Despite the last two days' sweet memories, she still hated hospitals. Once she got back, she set to cooking, as she hadn't had a decent meal in several days. Popcorn and hospital food don't really count.

Before long she had a pot of chicken noodle soup going. It had chunks of chicken breast and carrots and green onions and garlic and everything delicious. (If you can't tell, I was really hungry when I wrote this.) When it was all finished she sat down with a bowl, but was interrupted by a knock at the door. She gets up with a groan to go answer it, having just settled herself down to some nice soup.

She was surprised, but glad to see Gaara standing in the doorway. "Hey," he says.

"Hey. Do you want to come in?" He nods and slips past her to take a seat around the coffee table. "Do you want some soup? Chicken noodle."

"Sure." She grabbed him a bowl and joined him on the couch.

"So for what do I owe the pleasure of your company? Or something like that." She did a derp face. He laughed.

"Just wanted to check up on you…"

"Did you really think if I wasn't okay, the doctors would have let me leave?"

"Well, I don't know. It doesn't- I just."

"Calm down. I was just kidding. And thanks."

"So you weren't too bored without me yesterday?"

"Not at all. I didn't miss your presence one bit," she said in a mock snooty tone.

He was affronted by her lack of appreciation for his companionship. "Well I never!" he mocked back at her. They both laughed at each other's silly expressions.

"The girls came over and we watched movies. It was nice."

"Did you tell them about the-?"

"Yeah. They took it well enough. Better than I could have hoped for. Still…"

"I know what you mean."

"I know you do." They looked away from each other, creating an awkward silence.

Gaara finally broke it. "So what are you doing for the presentation in Asuma's class?"

"Wouldn't you like to know? It's a secret. You'll have to wait until tomorrow. What about you?"

"The guys and I are going to do Shakespeare." Sophia stifled a laugh. "It was Neji's idea."

"How am I not surprised? What play?"

"Romeo and Juliet." Sophia didn't even bother to cover up her laugh now. "Hey. It's a good play."

"Personally, I disagree, but okay. I mean, it's two hormonal teenagers who manage to kill not only themselves but a handful of others in the process. But what scene?"

"I can have my secrets too."

"Fine. But can you at least tell me who plays Juliet?"

"Guess."

"Is it Sasuke?"

"You'll see."

"Merrrr. Well, now that I think about it. I actually have to go. Rehearsal with the girls. You can stay and finish up your soup if you want. I don't want to kick you out."

"Okay. I think I'll do that." She grabbed a bag and dashed out. He finished in a few minutes, but he didn't really want to leave. So he got up and looked around. The fridge was stocked with all kinds of food, the cupboards as well. It was pretty clear she liked to cook and bake. He moved on to her bedroom. He found a sewing machine and a kit with needles, spools of thread, zippers, buttons and other things Gaara had no idea even had names. She liked to sew too, huh? The posters in her room depicted sitcoms from the 90's. Shows like friends he had seen because they had been translated into Japanese, but some of the others were completely foreign to him. The blanket on her bed was a pale green quilt. He wondered if she sewed it herself. He felt that if he looked in her closet, it would be too much like peeping, so he walked out, careful to lock the door behind him. On the way to his rehearsal, he wondered about this new girl. How many more things would he find out?

The next day at lunch, the girls and the boys sat separately. Neji asked Gaara, "Oh yeah, so why were you late for rehearsal yesterday?"

"Hm? Oh. No reason. Just lost track of time."

"Hn? Okay. If you say so…"

Over with the girls, they were discussing their project. "Do you think it will be okay with Asuma-sensei?" asked Hinata.

"I'm sure he'll be okay with it. Think about how much he swears," replied Tenten.

"I think that it'll be okay as long as we explain it properly," said Sakura.

"I just can't wait to see the looks on their faces," said Ino, with an evil grin.

"I'm not so sure. They could be too stupid to understand what we're saying." That got the whole table laughing.

Several hours later in English, There were four groups performing. A group of guys went first. (They did something. Imagine something vaguely entertaining.) Next went Karin and them. They decided to sing. They sang Friday by Rebecca Black. Rebecca Black sounded like she had a promising future in the music industry compared to them. Even Asuma-sensei was wincing.

Karin began the explanation. "Well, we thought that it would be a good idea to do this song because it's so popular in the United States. It's got millions of views on Youtube."

Eiko continued, "It seems pretty clear that Americans are stupid. They don't even know the days of the week. Since this song is so popular, many Americans," she threw a nasty look at Sophia, "don't really care about anything important. All they care about is partying with their friends."

"This seems further proven because of the repetitive lyrics and lack of vocabulary. It seems that American teenagers can't comprehend anything more complicated than that. One of the lines isn't even grammatically correct," added Michiru.

Asuma waited for a few seconds before breathing out in relief that the presentation was over. "Next group," he called.

The boys stepped up to the front of the class and arranged the desks.

They enacted the scene after party in Capulet's hall. (If you don't know Romeo and Juliet, this isn't going to make much sense.) Neji and Gaara played Mercutio and Benvolio searching for Romeo next to the Capulet's orchard. Naruto played Romeo and heard Sasuke speaking from the balcony as Juliet. Sasuke was very bitter about this and didn't sound in love with Naruto at all. Naruto however, played his part very convincingly. Shikamaru played the Nurse, a part he was quite content with because all he had to do was call lady or madam a couple times.

It was hilarious seeing Naruto declaring Sasuke's beauty and radiance. Sakura had muttered, "Like Sasuke needs an ego boost."

The girls were up next. They took some time setting up a computer and a projector. An upbeat song started playing from the speakers. (The pictures on the projector will be shown on the side of the lyrics it pops up at.)

Sakura: Look inside
Look inside your tiny mind – a cartoon brain
Now look a bit harder
Cause we're so uninspired, - a grey dreary landscape
so sick and tired of all the
hatred you harbor - Westborough Baptist Church members picketing

Sophia: So you say
It's not okay to be gay -Gay Pride Parade pictures
Well I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who -Pictures of the police brutality during the Civil rights movement
can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval

All: Fuck you (Fuck you) -Every person you can think of like Hitler, Stalin, Mao, etc.
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you (Fuck You)
Fuck you very, very much
Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Hinata: Do you get
Do you get a little kick out of -It's literally a cartoon of someone getting kicked in the back
being slow minded?
You want to be like your father –A man sitting in an office chair facing away from the camera
It's approval your after
Well that's not how you find it

Ino: Do you
Do you really enjoy living a - A picture of the Wicked Witch of the West cackling
life that's so hateful?
Cause there's a hole where -Cartoon of dark spiral in a chest cavity
your soul should be
Your losing control of it and
it's really distasteful

All: Fuck you (Fuck You) -Same kind of pictures as the last chorus
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you (Fuck You)
Fuck you very, very much
Cause your words don't
translate and it's getting
quite late
So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you (Fuck You)
Fuck you (Fuck You)
Fuck you (Fuck You)

Fuck youuuuuu
Tenten: You say
you think we need to go to war –Mushroom Cloud
Well you're already in one
Cuz it's people like you - Osama Bin Laden
that need to get slew
No one wants your opinion

All: Fuck you (Fuck You) Same kinds of pictures as before.
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you (Fuck You)
Fuck you very, very much
Cause your words don't
translate and it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck You…..

Asuma-sensei just kind of stood there, stunned. He probably wasn't expecting that much swearing.

Sophia spoke up first, "That was Fuck You by Lily Allen. She's a British singer/songwriter. Her lyrics are clever and insightful and contain topics from materialism to drug abuse to religion. We chose this song in particular because it really expresses both the intolerance that people find not only in Britain and the States but all over the world and that people won't just stand for it. That people Lily Allen will fight against the injustice. All those people who think that what they're doing isn't wrong, that their hatred of others is okay, fuck them." Sophia stared straight into Karin's eyes at this statement. The rest of the girls pointed out other aspects of American or British culture that were depicted in the verses and how pertinent they are, but Sophia just stood there staring straight into Karin's face, daring her to say something back.

Asuma-sensei nodded interestedly during their explanation and seemed quite pleased with their presentation. Despite their swearing, the girls were confident they got an A.

Okay, so this is not the full revenge scheme that I am planning to do. There is more to come with that. I would suggest Lily Allen to basically everyone. I really wanted to put that song in there, so yeah. I'm not even going to promise to put out a new chapter soon because I clearly can't keep any promises. Please Review!

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