Yamacha: Bulmas hero

Yamacha stood tall in an alley way watching as Vegeta stood watching his woman being threatened with death not being able to think of any way to help her. Yamacha though how pathetic Vegeta was and soon came to the conclusion it was up to him to save her, and afterwards he just knew she would be in love with him again and everything would be perfect.

He rushed out of the alley way and jumped on a tall wall allowing to jump high enough to be within attacking range of this Tambourine guy. "Wolf fang fists" he cried out as he unleashed his brutal onslaught of claw shaped hands tearing through tambourine's pathetic attempt to defend himself.

Tambourine in an attempt to block the mighty attack released Bulma, but Yamacha broke though the block like it was nothing the used his Ki to push himself close enough to Bulma to catch her, he then landed on the ground without any trouble at all with Bulma in his hands bridal style.

"Yamacha you saved me! I'm so sorry for going out with Vegeta when I should have been with you!" Bulma cried as she hugged Yamacha close to herself completely ignoring Vegeta's presence, as she should when a real mans around for her.

"Don't worry about it B, what's important s you've learnt you lesson and won't make the same mistake twice" Yamacha comforted her calmly whilst hugging her back so as to let her know she was forgiven.

"NO, it's not alright! I should have never fallen for his tricks, I have to make this up to you" Bulma yelled before shooting Vegeta a furious look. "I know, I'll call Chi and anyone else you want and we can have a gangbang" she exclaimed happily having though of a way to show how hay she was to be forgiven.

"I don't know B, do you really think they'll go for that" Yamacha said hesitantly showing his modesty as he didn't know that of course anyone would jump at an opportunity like that.

"Of course they would Yamacha, I can't think of one person who wouldn't beg to join in!" Bulma exclaimed joyfully as she looked Yamacha over taking in his amazingly sculpted muscles and handsome features.

"Ok… if it'll make you happy, I'll do it ok" Yamacha reassured her, making her beam happily, before Vegeta made himself known by charging at Yamacha, unfortunately for his Yamacha just slapped him away without even turning, yet he still managed to be knocked unconscious, around making everyone laugh at how pathetic Vegeta is and applaud Yamachas strength.

Yamacha and Bulma then walked off into the sunset as she started calling her friends who were over joyed at the prospect of a night with him, even if they did have to share.

End of Yamachas fantasy

After thinking about it for a short while Yamacha knew he could take on this Tambourine guy and leapt into action, he hopped the wall and launched himself into the demon.

While Tambourine was counting down Vegeta had been preparing his attack, he now had enough energy amassed behind Tambourine to break his arm making him drop Bulma so he could catch her.

He went to unleash to blast hoping it would work as it should, and had in practice, and then he saw something bad. It was the useless weakling himself at Bulma screaming some gay little war cry before punching her in the face.

The energy blast did its job and successfully freed Bulma but because of the weaklings intervention she was now flying into a tree with Yamacha falling in the opposite direction. Vegeta, having never really cared what happened to Yamacha, in general, completely ignored the fact he was flying towards the ground head first and instead charged for Bulmas location in hopes of saving her.

However he soon realized he wouldn't make it to her in time and she would hit the tree, not having any better ideas he unleashed a powerful energy blast onto the tree turning it into ash, and scaring the shit out of the birds that were in it, but they seemed to get away fine.

With the tree out of the way, Vegeta was able to successfully reach Bulma, before she hit the ground having her and safely in his arms.

"Nice catch" she said breathlessly when she finally opened her eyes realizing she wasn't going to be killed because of Yamachas 'rescue'.

"Your bleeding" Vegeta observed, watching the blood poured from the nose Yamacha broke with his attack.

"Yer, Yamacha is too" she pointed in the direction of the fallen Scarface man who cracked his skull and now lied beneath the defeated demon. Vegeta chuckled a little at the pathetic sight in front of him, before turning in the opposite direction to the weakling and the demon, and searching for someone to aid with his woman's broken face.

Fortunately for Yamacha someone found him lying on the ground- in the puddle of his and the demons urine- and decided to call an ambulance for him when he found that he was alive. The ambulance arrived 5 minutes later and took his to the hospital, they gave him a large bandage for him head first, the proceed to realize he had a concussion as he was mumbling something about being a hero… and gangbangs.

Fortunately when they checked Bulmas nose they found it wasn't broken, making Vegeta laugh once more at the useless ones inability to hurt anyone, meriting a punch across the face from Bulma for not being caring enough.

In the end they decided it wasn't worth going to the hospital since neither of them was injured and instead they went home having had there worse date ever… although not by that much when they thought about it, this was there second date where Bulma got threatened by some freak who couldn't beat up Vegeta so instead attacked her like a weakling when they could think of anything else.

A/N

Thanks for all the reviews LVR4Trunks-n-Vegeta and xSapphirexRosesxFanx they motivated me to post this chapter as soon as I had the time to write it.

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