What's this? Another update? So soon?! Wow, this is what happens when I don't wanna do homework xD
This is for CasckettInWhoville who got me to make this into it's own story!
Thanks to for the favorite!
TheAustralianZombie/OperaGoddess- I like both names :P and yeah, page four of requests xD Buuuuut...I'm not just putting down names. I'm putting down everything they want included as well! I'm glad you liked it :P And yes, not a problem with the name change :P I'm glad you appreciate my writing :) It's what every writer strives to hear, so it really made my day :)
Kimikono- patient is good :) and every time I see your username, I think I somehow commented on my own thing...I'm like "Kim...hey! Oh wait..." Yeah, I'm a loser xD
sciphy- ...sorry, don't know who that is...
TheStarKidsHaveThePhoneBox- AND ALSO CAUSE DAVID TENNANT PLAYED CASANOVA WORLDS GREATEST LOVER IN A TV SHOW WHEN HE WAS A BIT YOUNGER! YEAH THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED! *Nickel swoons as well*
PeaceLoveAndCheese- Yeah! Come on, Doctor, get with it! lol. And hmm...that's a good idea. I'm glad I thought of it! ;)
Ashena-Iulik- oh goody! He's just delicious, isn't he? MINE! *takes him and runs away*
OptimisticLivvy- WOO! And hmm... *goes and checks* YUP! One more before yours!
Seiga Niko- Gotta love how Rory went from awkward nurse-boy to badass "I think I found a Dalek egg" Roman! *swoon* Thanks and no problem :P
As the theme music starts to play, a hush falls over the audience; there is something different about this version. "Yes folks, that's right!" Nickel grins. "Today, we are having a very special show…WHOVIAN IDOL!" The crowd erupts in cheering as the contestants enter the stage. There is a Silent, a Dalek, a Weeping Angel, and CasckettInWhoville. "So, each of YOU in the audience," Nickel looks directly at those behind a computer and breaks the fourth wall for a moment, "yes, YOU there reading this, all have the chance to vote! The poll ends by the next episode—whenever that might be." The audience laughs at Nickel's inability to consistently update her stories. "Up first, is the Silent!"
The Silent walks to center stage and clears its throat. Then, in a deep, raspy voice, it sings a Simon and Garfunkel song:
"Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence."
The audience applauds before blinking in confusion. Why were they clapping again? Nickel walks back into the spotlight, removing a single, suspicious-looking eye patch as she goes. "Alright folks, wasn't that great?! Next up, the Dalek!"
"IF YOU DO NOT CLAP, YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!" it shrieks as it moves forward and screams:
"Torn apart at the seams and my dreams turn to tears
I'm not feeling this situation
Run away, try to find a safe place to hide
It's the best place to be when you're feeling like
Me, me, yeah, yeah
All these things I hate revolve around
Me, me, yeah, yeah
Just back off before I snap."
There is a timid clapping as it goes backstage, no one wanting to get exterminated. Nickel walks back on stage, holding up a terrified audience member as a human shield. "Well that was…interesting…" Throwing the man back into his chair, she straightens her shirt. "Next up, the Weeping Angel!"
The Angel doesn't move. The Angel doesn't speak. It remains a statue as the instrumental version of "Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride plays. When it finishes, there is the sound of a cricket chirping. Everyone glares at the Oods. They simply shrug; all of their phones are on silent. Jiminy looks around before straightening his top hat. "Well," he scoffs, "I thought it was good!"
"…Riiiiiight…" Nickel scratches her head in confusion; a Disney character? Really? "Anyways…CasckettInWhoville, you're our last hope! Blow us away!"
Casckett clears her throat and begins to sing:
"New teeth, that's weird,
Give me a minute to get my mouth in gear,
Just wanna check that everything still works.
Legs!
Still got legs,
And there's life in this old horse yet,
And I know there's going to be an awful lot of running to do.
Geronimo!
Head, shoulders, knees and toes,
Don't talk about that nose,
And what a chin!
I think that's everything,
I'm good as new...
But still not ginger."
By this point, the audience is clapping their hands and bobbing their heads to the beat, thoroughly enjoying themselves. Casckett grins and finishes her song.
"Now what's this?
Fish fingers and mustard?
I've got a feeling it'd be better with custard.
(The worst part is that it's actually kind of tasty... Allons-y! )
Head, shoulders, knees and toes,
Don't think about that nose,
And what a chin!
I think that's everything,
I'm good as new...
But still not ginger."
The audience blows the roof off with their cheering—which really annoys Nickel, seeing as she's going to have to get someone to fix that. She wipes a hand down her face. "Well, that's it for today. Everybody, remember to vote for your favorite! YOU choose the winner! Allons-y!"
There is another round of applause for all of the performers before the ending credits roll.
So folks, don't forget to send in your vote! Who do YOU want to see win? The Silent? The Dalek? The Weeping Angel? Or CasckettInWhoville? THE REVIEWS ARE THE VOTES! I NEED THEM!
PS- songs lyrics are from (in this order):
The Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel
All These Things I Hate by Bullet For My Valentine
and Still Not Ginger by Chameleon Circuit