So sorry for such a long wait! But my midterms are done so I should have a BIT of free time now. Yay!

This chapter is for TheTardisIsBlue, Time-Lady-Lindy, and sciphy.

Thanks to Ashena-Iulik, Arrows the Wolf, The Linn, and SuperGirlOnToast for stalking, and to Ashena-Iulik, Carrie On Whovians, The Linn, and SuperGirlOnToast for favoriting!

CasketteInWhoville - Well, you reviewed, and that's what counts ;) Thanks!

Seiga Niko - Same with me, man, same with me. *Hugs* Of COURSE I love you! And the enter key...GENIUS!

Spike20096 - I actually just got over that! Lost my voice and everything. It was HORRIBLE! I'm glad you liked it, though! Hmm...if a Weeping Angel has two shadows...do you not blink or do you run? *Hides under the bed*

swordsandstories - That is true, that is true. And I think I missed that...damn. You can either consider this as a Halloween story or check out my other story, Don't Touch That (SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION). My most recent update for that one ships candy together... o.O Sorry :P

rya-fire1 - Aww you didn't like it? :( Well, can't please them all, I suppose. And yeah, I think I'd "lose" my clothes too... ;)

Kimikono - Oh...sorry...next time. And I've no idea. I suspect I'm a tad psychic because I always know what my friends are doing somehow...weird...

Ashena-Iulik - Yes, but consider him reading bedtime stories to you...actually...just youtube that. It's there. Not even kidding right now. Youtube. NOW!

DoctorWhotaliaandtheOlympian s - *Picks it up, snickering and running away because it's rubber*

OptimisticLivvy - Thanks! Yeah, I can't STAND spiders. *shudder* And, did you see TATM? I TOTALLY CALLED IT WITH THE STATUE OF LIBERTY!

Safi-ry - Yes I will. Because I suppose you're right and I'm a nice person. What? Why's everyone laughing? I'm nice, aren't I? AREN'T I?!

PeaceLoveAndCheese - Or Moffat saying "You think Angels Take Manhattan was bad? WAIT UNTIL THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY!"

Time-Lady-Lindy - NOO! THERE MUST BE A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

The Linn - Honestly, this story is mostly facepalms. Seriously. I do it while I'm writing them. And yes, you are now in my clutches. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

SuperGirlOnToast - I'm glad you do! And yes, you can be a companion!

A conch shell sounds through the arena. A murmur flows through the audience as they find themselves confused—when did they change into looking like Whos? The conch sounds again and Effie rolls into the center of the stage on a Segway. A Dalek—dressed in a lime-green, frilly dress with a neon-yellow beehive-style wig—adjusts its eyestalk to get a better look. "INCORRECT!" it screeches. "THAT IS NOT THE HUMAN KNOWN AS EFFIE. THAT IS…NICKEL."

"Yes…" A Silent wearing a puffy purple suit and powder wig drawls. "It appears that Nickel has dressed as the character known as 'Effie' from the human novel, 'The Hunger Games.' This leads me to conclude that we are dressed as citizens from the Capitol." He strokes his chin thoughtfully. "The question is why?"

"AFFIRMATIVE!" screams yet another Dalek, the Silent forgotten. "NICKEL LOOKS LIKE EFFIE AND WE ARE WEARING THE CLOTHING OF THE CAPITOL CITIZENS. EXPLAIN! EXPLAAAAAIN!"

As the rest of the audience titters over the possible answers, the Silent slinks from the arena, head down, trying not to cry. Would he never get the attention his mother denied him?

Stopping in front of a microphone, Nickel/Effie clears her throat quietly. When the arena continues swapping ideas, she clears her throat a bit louder. Still getting no response, Nickel frowns. "SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLES!" she shouts.

Finally, quiet.

"Thank you." Flashing everyone a winning smile, Nickel begins her speech. "Welcome all, to the very first Companion Hunger Games. Now, I'm sure you've all read the novels? To anyone who's decided that the movie is sufficient, you will be ejected via cannon…now." A few people scream as they fly through the roof and out into a vat of acid. "So, the Companion Hunger Games are a bit different than the original. We have before you, three…ahem…volunteers." Her tone implies that they were, in fact, not volunteers in the least. The three contestants are teleported into the field as Nickel/Effie calls their names. "TheTardisIsBlue, Time-Lady-Lindy, and sciphy." All three contestants look surprised, scared, and frankly frustrated at their sudden transportation.

"Now, the rules are simple. There are five objects you need to find—a plastic bottle, a hockey puck, a dirty handkerchief, a crumpled note, and an unhinged door. Fighting is encouraged and whoever finds the most wins!" With a sly smile, Nickel/Effie spins her Segway in a circle before returning to the microphone. "You may be wondering what the prize is. Well…how about…seven minutes in Heaven…with the tenth Doctor?" The girls gasp and start bouncing up and down in excitement, the atmosphere tense with competition. "And for the losers, well, you'll still get seven minutes in Heaven. Just, with a hungry tiger."

"Happy Hunger Games and may the odds be ever in your favour."

Bwahahaha! I've left you off on one of THESE!

So, much like in the Whovian Idol episode, place your votes on who you'd like to win! I'll give you until...Friday. That's two (and a bit) days to vote.

Again, your choices are:

TheTardisIsBlue,

Time-Lady-Lindy,

and sciphy.

Happy Hunger Games!