Hey guys! Alright, so this might be kinda shitty, and I know it's short, but I just needed to post something before building up a bunch more stories, because I need to empty out my inbox! I've decided that, from now on, I'm just going to mention people that reviewed, favorited, etc, so that I don't clog up the page. I know it sucks scrolling for miles and miles. If there's something I feel the need to address, I certainly will, but if you really need something answered, I suggest shooting me a PM. Yes, I will still be working on requests, as I have a bunch of them, so if there's something you'd like to see, or if you'd like to be on the show, let me know!

Thank you to everyone for your patience. Especially:

Followers (both mine and the story's): KittyEspeon, Plays Pretend, SmithDawgEleventy (omfg I just imagined Matt Smith using this username and I just died laughing. This is now my ghost typing. I hope you're happy), musiciansnerd, theninjacupcake, CudaChick7

Favoriters (both mine and the story's, and shhh it's totally a word): StarlightWhovian, Plays Pretend, SmithDawgEleventy, luv2readfanfic, ThePrettyRecklessRock, CudaChick7

Reviewers: Ashena-Tulik, StarlightWhovian, WhovianT, Plays Pretend, luv2readfanfic (I NOW HAVE A NEW CHAPTER FOR THE MINI-LUVS! And awww you have a Rory! *squeals*), swordsandstories, Prussianess, The Linn (I actually don't even know who Gordie Howe is, tbqh. Never heard of him. But I wanted a Canadian hockey player other than the big three), Bad Wolf and Timelords, PeaceLoveAndCheese (I just read your Twihards take Christmas and I just...jfc...standing ovation, darlin'!), OptimisticLivvy, Kimikono, rya-fire1, TheTardisIsBlue, Spike20096, Seiga Niko (Um...happy super-belated birthday x2 :D), CaskettinWhoville, DoctorWhotaliaandtheOlympians, Safi-ry

Today's episode is for DoctorWhotaliaandtheOlympians, PeaceLoveAndCheese, TheAustralianOperaGoddess, , and Seiga Niko, based off of PeaceLoveAndCheese's prompt!

The lights have dimmed, the audience long since gone silent. The only sound, is a double-beating heart. One-two-three-four. One-two-three-four. One-two-three-four. One-two-three-four. As the hearts beat on, a figure slowly emerges from the darkness, a bright light shining from behind it, only allowing the audience to see a silhouette. Just as the steady pounding of the hearts reached a mighty crescendo, the shadowy figure spoke:

"DOO-WEE-OOOOOOOO! DOO-EEEE-OOOOOOOOO! DOO DOO DOO, DOOOOOO DEE DOOOO, BAH DOOO-EEE-OOOOOOO."

Light flooded the room, showing Nickel, standing gracefully in the middle of the stage, bending over in a deep bow. "Thank you, thank you!"

No one clapped.

But they cheered.

Not really.

'Silencing' the audience, Nickel grinned widely at them. "Well folks, since we just got the show back up and running, no thanks to our producers…" She could still hear the sounds of their screams when she took away their internet access. "We're going to do something a bit different today. Today's show is officially titled So You Wanna Be The Doctor? Our lovely contestants will have to compete, meaning I'm going to pick out of a hat, to be the next Doctor!"

Unfortunately for the contestants, Nickel actually had zero control over who would be the next Doctor. It was completely out of her power, and she was actually a bit off her rocker to even think she had the power to do this.

Unfortunately for the Doctor, he'd mentioned all this to her.

And thus, the competition!

"Our contestants today are DoctorWhotaliaandtheOlympians, PeaceLoveAndCheese, TheAustralianOperaGoddess, , and Seiga Niko!" The five lovely candidates strode out onto the stage as Eye of the Tiger blared through the loudspeakers, only to be shot with a shrink-ray and tossed into a top hat by Nickel. "What?" she shrugged, shaking them up. "I said I'd pick out of a hat."

After a few moments, allowing them all to get fully dizzy, Nickel reached in and pulled out one by the hair, chuckling at the tiny flailing body. "Congratulations to ! You are the next Doctor!" Lips twisted into a devious smirk as she dropped them back into the hat, then let the hat drop to the floor.

"And since you're the Doctor, you can figure out how to fix everyone. I'm going on my break."

If you'd like to be on the show, feel free to leave your name, address, and banking information after the beep.