Chapter 4: Abducted?

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Since you've reviewed three times I'll give you a Gaara plushie *throws Gaara plushie to TNTkitty*

Ack! Here comes Gaara himself!

Gaara: What are you doing?

Me: Uhh. . . n-no-nothing *sweat drops*

Gaara: *stares at plushie* Can I have one?

Me: O-okay, here you go *gives the spare Gaara plushie to Gaara*

Gaara: *eyes sparkle* Awwww! Its soooooo cute! I'm gonna name you Gaara #2. We'll have sooo much fun together! *walks away with plushie*

Me: . . . . WTF! o.O# . . . . Anyway enjoy. Oh yea, I started this chapter with the Akatsuki's point of view. Hope you like it.

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Akatsuki's POV

"Are you sure this is the girl Kisame? Isn't this the guy we met when we were dropped into the Konoha forest, un? "Deidara looked warily at the gray haired boy. His small frame makes him agile in speed. "The girl had brown hair, not gray. Her hair was long, not short with natural perm."

Deidara started explaining how the girl looked like. Sometimes he impressed people with his memory; no he didn't have photographic memory, he just had a good memory sometimes.

"Deidara, this one is the girl. Look at the book he is holding." Kisame pointed at the book in the small boy's grasp. Deidara gasped, it was the same book he looked at in the girl's room. It didn't have much in it, just a small poem and that was it.

"Remember the girl's reaction? She was touching her chest, most likely she was surprised that she was changed into a guy." He looked at the boy in his unconscious sleep. "Although, I have to admit she was very clever in thinking up stories. I almost believed her!"

"Well I don't care about the bastard." Sasori butted in the conversation. "There's no way that this bastard here is strong enough to punch me as hard as the bitch did. She had the strength of ten thousand ninja's punches!"

Sasori was holding his stomach, and looked like he was going to be sick.

"Anyway, since we successfully captured the girl/guy, we must report back to Pein-sama! Man he was so mad when we returned empty handed, un!" Deidara pouted, Kisame nodded in agreement and Sasori just grunted.

"Well, we better rest tonight. Sasori's stomach can't handle walking a long time. But," Kisame looked at Kuro sleeping peacefully, with a smile on his face. "I think our little friend here knows how to heal."

Kuro twitched under the trio's gaze, then she screamed randomly. "Nooooooo! I don't want homework!"

Kuro's POV

I woke up in cold sweat. I had a recent nightmare, one that I almost have every night. These random people come and give me stacks of paperwork and tell me to finish it in an hour or a day's range. This is not a common nightmare for straight A students. Its only me, just me. . .

I noticed my surroundings; it wasn't my room at all! I started to panic, then I remembered the book and the portal and – the book! Where is it? I noticed it lying on the ground, I grabbed it and brought it towards my chest, and brought my knees over that.

I was still in thought when I noticed gazes piercing me. I looked up and notice Kisame, Deidara, and Sasori. 'Damn, I just happened to be caught by these guys, I guess they already know my little secret.'

Kisame smiled at me, I tried to smile as well but I couldn't do it right. "Hey there Kuro-kun!"

"Hey, Kisame-san."

"Now don't be so gloomy, Kuro-kun. We just want to talk to you. You know con-vers-ing." Kisame emphasized his last word.

"I get it already! Now let me guess you've found out my little secret? Ya?" I asked the question bluntly, as if I didn't care if it was found out or not.

Sasori had and unreadable expression on his face, but one thing hasn't charged – him staring at me. I just wish that was hatred, please please pleeeeeeease be hatred. My wish came true with the next remark he said next.

"Well, don't just stand there bitch! Kisame says you can heal, hurry and my stomach so we can get back to the Akatsuki hideout!" Rough as always. Typical Sasori.

I thought of an agreement for healing Sasori up. "Fine, but on one condition. And if you don't want to meet it up I won't heal Sasori. Ya." I crossed my arms and sat there cross legged, with the book in my lap.

"And that is, un?" Deidara asked.

A glint came into my eye. "That is to let me go."

Kisame and Deidara were stuck on a tough decision, but Sasori was fuming. He must hate being held for ransom. I wanted to smirk but I kept a serious face so they could make the decision properly, and for me to get the results I want.

Kisame sighed, but seemed like he wanted a side on his part too. "Okay, once you finish healing Sasori we'll let you go. But we want to know where you live."

"In the forest of Konoha." I said in general. "You'll just have to find where I live inside there, it's as general as I can get. Ya. Now do any of you have bandages?"

Deidara and Kisame both shook their heads in response. Sasori looked like he was going to burst, and he did.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU NEED BANDAGES FOR? JUST HEAL ME BITCH! I DON'T NEED ANY FREAKIN' BANDAGES!" I hit Sasori on the head and he fell asleep instantly.

"Looks like I'll have to resort to my own shirt. Ya." I took of my GAP sweatshirt, and underneath it was a black T-shirt, a plain one. I took it off, leaving my chest bare. (My bra seemed to have disappeared once I came here) I ripped my shirt into long strips and knotted them together to make a make-shift bandage. My hands were encased into soft green glowing lights, and I placed it on Sasori's stomach (of course I had to take his robe and shirt off to do the treatment). After five minutes I wrapped the make-shift bandage around Sasori's stomach.

Once I finished wrapping up I looked at Kisame and Deidara. "Do not put him in hard work, let him rest for five to ten days. But don't worry about losing track of time. See that black shirt of mine? It will turn white completely when he's fully healed. Ya?"

"So what you're saying is that the shirt will tell us when he's fully healed?" Kisame asked confused.

I nodded, picked up my book and left. Not a leaf stirred when I ran through the night to the entrance of Konoha. There I picked up my bottomless tin box; that fell when I got 'abducted'. Then I made my way to the base I created in the forest.

Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter. There was a few akaward moments here and there.

Gaara: Hey.

Me: GAAH! Where did you come from Gaara?

Gaara: *stares at me* The front door. Anyway, do you have any other plushies?

Me: Uhh, no. But there is going to be more next time?

Gaara: *excited* Can it be a Naruto plushie?

Me: o.O" Okaay, why not ~?

Gaara: *skips home* Yay!~

Me: . . . . Okay then whoever reviews will get a Naruto plushie, I guess . . . . .?