Chapter 15: Same as me.

Me: I'm starting this in math class again.

Kiba: You really are a freak.

Me: You really mean it?

Kiba: Yeah.

Me: I'm so happy *jumps on Kiba*

Kiba: Get off of me!

Me: *pouts* No.

*Me and Kiba argue*

Sai: Well, Peru doesn't own anything of the original Naruto book or anime but she does own the OCs she has created.

Gami: Enjoy the chapter!

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Kuro's POV

I came back to Sarutobi's office, much relieved from my washroom break. Right now my mind was swirling with the recent events that have happened. 'Too much of a good thing can become poison to the body.'

That's when a thought came to my mind. While my mom would chat up with Sarutobi on the things she missed, I'll go and have an adventure for myself. I ran out of the Hokage Tower and almost flew out of the Konoha gates.

I made sure that no one was following me, if they did I wouldn't have an adventure. I went deep into the forest and I walked for I don't know how many hours, but I was hungry. And I knew that avoiding my stomach's precious need could result in a disaster.

So I went in search of food. That's when I heard some noises ahead. I picked my pace up and the sound got louder.

BAM

"Owwwww! Watch where you're going! Ya!" I rubbed my head.

"Ugh! Your the one who needs to apologize! After all you were the one who collided into me first!" The stranger replied, she sounded pained. As if a ton of weight was crushing her. I looked up to see it was a girl. But something wasn't right about her… I just couldn't put my finger on it… "What are you staring at, huh?"

I jolted to the present. "Nothing."

"Aw, don't be shy! You also fell for my beauties, all guys seem to be like that. They fall for me and reject their intuition." She sighed, shaking her head empathetically. That was when it hit me, and I almost screamed out the answer.

"Your not a girl!" She was looked at me as if I had gone mad or something. Then she started smiling.

"What you deny me being a girl? Now that's a funny thought! Boy, can't you see these beautiful breasts of mine? Here touch them." She grabbed my hand and pulled it towards my chest. Now don't get me wrong dear readers, I didn't wait for having my hand placed on her D-cups! Instead I tried to pull my hand away, but her damn grasp was super strong. Compared to her strength, my attempts were feeble failures! I finally mustered my will to shout.

"LET GO OF ME! I DON'T WANT TO BECOME A PERVERT!" I screeched. She finally let go, but not before she yanked my hand and it grazed her chest. If I had a mirror, I'd bet that my eyes were wide as the planet Jupiter. I sulked in my corner, who wouldn't after touching someone else's breasts? I felt dirty now, my hand (that touched the breast) was tingling, and it wouldn't stop. And I felt sick.

"Awww, come on! Don't start sulking! You have to get dirty sometime and yours is a long ways away. Every man has to do it sometime~. Touching a girls breasts are supposed to be like drinking water for you." The girl taunted me. I got up and faced her.

"SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW DIRTY IT FEELS TO TOUCH SOME RANDOM PERSON'S BREASTS!" I yelled at her, whislt I was crying comical tears and heading back to my sulking corner.

The girl just smiled sweetly and placed a hand on my shoulder. I flinched, and glared at her from the corner of my eye. When she spoke it wasn't as idiotically as it was before, but more of a… normal tone. If that's how you describe it.

"Well, how about it?" She smiled softly.

"About what?" I grumbled, still sulking.

"About we starting over again, silly!" She giggled. I sighed, frustrated.

"Fine, we'll start from the beginning. With introductions." Still wary of her, I shook her hand.

Girl's POV

This boy who had bumped into her this morning was still wary. He was keeping his guard up. I had to giggle. After all, the guys I met before him were all perverts and kept touching me everywhere; so I beat them senseless. It was always like that since I came here.

That's right, back when I was at home I headed into a forest. I apparently fell down a hole, just like Alice in Alice in Wonderland. Except that there were no zero-gravity falls or fluffy bunnies wearing waist coats. Instead I found myself in a different world. And that was the world of Naruto.

What seemed to catch my attention on this boy was that he was definitely cute. But besides that he knew I wasn't a girl. I shook his hand and smiled. "What's your name anyway?"

"Shinigami. Kuro Shinigami. And yours?" He smiled, still wary. But gosh was his smile cute!

"Nashi Lee. Pleased make your acquaintance, Kuro! Now tell me!"

"Tell you what?" He replied gruffly.

"About you knowing that I'm not a girl!"

"Because girls don't just let others touch their bodies so easily, bastard!" He growled his annoyance. I squealed like fan girls do, this is the cause of the girl hormones in me.

"And?" I asked him.

"What else is there to know?" He asked letting go of my hand.

"Are you still sure that I'm not a girl?" I prodded deeper. He looked like was ready to snap.

"Did you come from another world?" He asked, his voice icy. Which also sent chills down my spine.

"And if I did?" I toyed with him a bit longer. But I wasn't expecting to hear his answer.

"I did too." He looked down at his feet. Then a question popped into my head.

"Are you really a boy then?" He shook his head, his gaze cast down. So he really was a she! No wonder he looked really cute! I hugged him by wrapping my arms around his neck. "Then we're a couple!"

"Get off me!" He went beet red as he struggled to get out of my grip.

Gami's POV

Kuro went missing after he went to the bathroom. I went to go search for him so I left the tower and Konoha. Luckily Kuro's scent trail was still fresh, so I followed it.

Kuro's POV

This girl, who is really a guy, still kept hugging me and I was starting to lose patience.

"Get off me, now!" I gritted my teeth. Fortunately, she let go. I sighed my relief. I noted the bushes moving, and Gami came out.

There you are! Everyone is going to get worried!

"Sorry Gami, I felt like having an adventure… and it looks like I bumped into it too." I pointed to Nashi. Gami looked at her and grunted.

Well we better get going. It's going to get late.

I nodded said my goodbyes with Nashi. Then left for Konoha.

Nashi's POV

Kuro said goodbye and left with the panther. I kept looking at the path they took, even after they were long gone.

There was movement behind me, but I didn't bother to turn around. I knew who it was.

"Pein wants to meet with you." The gruff voice responded.

"Sure, I'll be there. Just give me a minute, Hidan." I answered, still not looking back.

I heard him grunt and turn around but then stopped. He turned part way. "Deidara's been worried about you, he won't rest until you come safely."

I smiled. Ever since I came to this world, Deidara has been helping me. He's just like the brother I've wanted. He's not like the ones at home. I heard Hidan's footsteps getting farther away as he went back to the hideout. I turned and followed him.

Me: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! I'M FINISHED!~~~~~~

Kiba: Get off of me! And don't scream in my ear!

Me: Oops sorry Kiba, I completely forgot that I was still on you. *hops off and looks at schedule* DAMN! I forgot about the other stories! Sorry guys I better get going! *runs off*

Po: What's that about?

Kiba: O.o" Who are you?

Po: Didn't Peru tell you guys? I'm gonna be a new character in this fanfic.

Kuro: Po~~~! There you are! Let's go eat ice cream! *grabs Po and runs to ice cream vendor that was there all along*

Nashi: *goes after them with a camera*

Kiba: …

Sai: …

Shikamaru: *shakes head* Troublesome.

Sai: A-anyways, hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. And please don't forget to review!