Warning:

As of now, I give this story an M rating for violence and gore. I personally don't think its that bad, but different people have different opinions, so I rate it an M. Also some foul language will be used.

Author Comments: I have no idea where I'm going with this. I'm now driving blind on a road of my own creation. If it doesn't make much sense, I apologize. Also note that these updates will be short.

Disclaimer:

I don't own Bioshock or Overlord.

Chapter 1

"This is taking too long! Where is he?" Gnarl mumbled

"HaHaHa, Gnarl searches high! Gnarl searches low! Gnarl can't find the Overlord!" The Jester pranced around Gnarl, pointing at him in a mocking fashion.

Gnarl was about to yell a curse at the annoying Jester when he heard the loud tromping of a Big Daddy coming around the corner.

"Hide you fools!" Gnarl hissed

Gnarl and the minions with him ran and hid behind the counter of a nearby pharmacy, leaving the Jester to laugh at his horribly unfunny joke while a Big Daddy rounded the corner. The Jester continued to prance around oblivious to the hulking monster of steel and flesh that was slowly approaching. A little sister popped up over the shoulder of the Big Daddy, her glowing yellow eyes stared down at the crazy imp.

"Look Daddy! Look Daddy! It's a fairy." The little girl said excitedly, pointing at the Jester.

The Big Daddy let out a long moan in response.

"That's right! A fairy I be, now come to me!"

The Jester quickly jumped up upon the Big Daddy and made an attempt to grab at the Little Sister. The girl screamed in protest, but was drowned out by the roar of anger that came from the Big Daddy as he grabbed the Jester with his left hand and slammed the imp onto the ground. The Big Daddy roared once more, before punting the little imp across the town square. The Jesters body, hit hard against a brick wall; his bones broke on impact with a sickening crack. The Jester fell from the wall and picked himself up, continuing to prance around despite the immense pain he was experiencing.

"Heh…heh…i-it hurts…it hurts…hahahaha!"

The Big Daddy was soon upon the Jester once more, looming over the dancing idiot for a second before firing up his drill. The roar of the drill drowned out the sound of blood splattering over the suit of the Big Daddy as the Jester's limbs flew away from his mangled body. The Jester's organs splattered under the drills rotational force, his intestines wrapping themselves around the drill for a moment before flying off.

"The stupid, brainless, idiot…" Gnarl whispered as he shook his head.

"I smell evil! I smell EVIL!" The minions with Gnarl began jumping up on the counter.

"Shut up you fools!" Gnarl hissed, grabbing the minions and pulling them back behind the counter.

The Big Daddy looked up from the Jester's remains at the sound of the minion's outburst. The hulking monster made his way over to the counter, to inspect the noise. Gnarl began sweating underneath the counter, tightening his grip on the mouths of the two minions that were with him. The counter groaned under the weight of the Big Daddy as he leaned over the counter to see if anything was hiding behind. To Gnarl it felt like eternity, before the metal beast let out a groan and lifted his weight from the counter

Gnarl let out a sigh, before relaxing his grip on the minions. "What in the name of the great Overlord were you dumbasses thinking?"

"But, the child and the beast! They smell of the Overlord!" The minions said in unison

Gnarl raised a brow, and curiously looked over the counter to see the Daddy that killed the Jester, only few feet away from the counter. He sniffed the air and shock filled his face, before he dropped back down next to the two minions.

"Yes…they do indeed smell of ones who have made contact with master of evil." Gnarl mumbled chewing on his overly long nails.

"We found the Overlord! We found th-" The minion was cut of by a swift punch from Gnarl.

"No! That beast is not the overlord nor is that child, but they have met the Overlord…Bile, alert the others and find me when you have gathered them. Boil, follow me."

The minion named Bile nodded his head and rushed off and up a staircase in the back of the Pharmacy. The other minion, Boil, cocked his head curiously.

"What we going do?" Boil questioned

"Were following that beast!" And without another word Gnarl jumped over the counter, Boil not far behind.

The Big Daddy spun around quickly his drill at the ready expecting a fight, but the hallway was completely empty, minus a few dead splicers and boxes. This had to be the twentieth time he felt like something was following him in the last 2 hours, and he was growing more and more suspicious.

"Come on Daddy! Were going to be late for tea!" The little sister on the Daddy's back whined.

With a moan, the Daddy turned back around and continued down the hall. After a few seconds, two of the boxes got up and began to follow the Daddy down the hall.

Chp. 1 End

AC: So that was chp. 1. Thanks to the full three people who have followed my story! I'm not being sarcastic.