A/N What up, dudes! This might be short too, but whatever.

Enjoy what you have, dudes and dudets. (My friend says "What up, bro" .)

Previously on Percy's Big Mistake:

"You're having surgery."

DUN DUN DUN!

Now:

"WHAT?!"

"You're having surgery."

"WHAT?!"

"I said, YOU'RE HAVING SURGERY!" Grover screamed.

"I heard you the first time! Why am I having surgery? That is the real question," I yelled.

"'Cause they think something is wrong with your brain."

"NOTHING, I tell you, NOTHING is wrong with my brain! NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING!" I screeched.

"Ok. But you're still having surgery," Grover said, as if he was demanding to see my head cut open.

"I repeat, NOTHING, I tell you, NOTHING is wrong with my brain! NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING!" I screeched.

"I already heard you. You're still having surgery though."

"Gosh. Fine," I sighed.

A/N Tell me it's short. NOBODY, I tell you, NOBODY, cares. Got it?