Prison: Operation GTFO 5
Alright, let's get this plan in action! Of course, to avoid any possible confusion, the events of the plan will go in order by how it's all supposed to play out. Still confused? Well, you'll see. Enjoy!
Chapter 5: Two New Guards
As usual, the guys and I were all talking at the lunch table. It about our plan of action, of course, and how it'll first be executed. I explained, "Okay, before anything, we have to make sure we're not caught doing any of this, specifically from the cameras."
"Ah! Ah!" Virizion banged on the table. "That means that-"
"Shh! Not so loud, idiot!"
"Oh, hee hee, sorry~! Ahem!" Now he spoke in a whisper. This guy... "That means that Bone Bone and I do our roles first, right? Hee hee, with my cute looks, ANY guards should want to do any favor for me!"
"Yeah, whatever...but anyways, you're right. You two will take action, first."
"Ray..." Bones whispered in my ear, "Why must I be paired up with that gay fairy? Are you trying to make me get molested?!"
"Look, don't make me feel anymore guilty about this than I already do! Just think about the benefit of this all in the end."
"...What are you guys talking abooouuut?"
"?!"
"!" Bones and I flinched when we saw he whispered in my other ear! "God damnit, back off!" The others started laughing. "Fuck you guys..."
"Hey, shut your asses up over there!" Now a look of disgust was on our faces when we saw that asshole Charizard walking up to us. "Nobody wants to hear your ladies' little tea party!"
Slitters mumbled to us, "With that ssstomach of yoursss, you'd probably drink all the damn tea..." We all tried holding back a laugh while Charizard gave us a confused/disgruntled look.
"Come again?"
"Ahh, I wasss jussst sssaying how, um...cool you look today! Yeah! Thosssse other guardsss have nothing on you!" He puffed smoke out his nose and crossed his arms.
"Hmph, you're right about one thing! Now all of you shut up, or it's the stick again, gah hah hah haaah!" He started walking away.
"Ssssay, isss it me or wass he in a good mood today? He'sss usssually much more colder. Anywaysss, I wisssh you luck, Bone Bone and Virizion."
"Hmph. Don't tell us that as if we'll possibly fuck this up. Right, Virizion?"
He nodded. "Yes! We'll do our best, and you all will too, I'm sure!"
"YEAH!"
"HEY! ! !"
"Sorry..." I rolled my eyes. Are we REALLY going to pull this off...?
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(This section will be told in 3rd person POV, as Luxray will not be in this scene)
As if fortune was on their side, Bone Bone and Virizion were to be doing the same activity today of laundry. The cell hall was crowded with inmates trying to get to their locations. They waited it out until the hall was practically empty and was going to pretend they forgot the way to the laundry room. Luckily, it worked, as two guards, the infamous Charizard and Haxorus came up to them. Haxorus spoke up in his usual aggressive and loud tone.
"What the fuck are you idiots still doing out here?! Get to where you're supposed to be!" Bone Bone agreed earlier that Virizion would do the talking.
"Ah, we would, mister, but weee kinda forgot where our place is, eh heh heh hee!" He flashed the most innocent face he could muster.
"Hah, hah, very funny. Get moving."
"B-But!"
"I said GET MOVIN'!" He slammed the stick against the palm of his hand. Virizion sweatdropped with worry: messing this up would be very mad, and plus, he can't even begin to imagine how much Ray would be angry at him.
"Wait a second..." Charizard spoke up. "Aren't you two usually with the gang of idiots in the mess hall? Hmph, since your snake friend complimented me earlier, we'll show you where you need to go!"
"WHAT?!"
":D" Virizion and Bone Bone smiled at each other: hook, line, and sinker, they thought! Haxorus let out an angry grunt.
"And I wanted to beat the shit out of someone..." They let the guards wallk in front of them. The two debated who would get who: Charizard is Fire/Flying, so pretty much whatever Virizion can do, it wouldn't be very effective, so he left him to Bone Bone. He agreed to use his luckily-taught Stone Edge on Charizard, while Virizion whipped up a few Swords Dances in advance to perform a very powerful Close Combat.
Virizion whispered to him, "3...2...1..."
Bone Bone nodded. "Let's go." First off, Bone Bone hopped up and delivered a devastating blow to their heads with his Bone, to make them dazed during this. Virizion locked Haxorus in a choke hold and proceeded to give him a series of punches right to his face. He let him go to fall down to the ground, but still gave him a few kicks, just to be safe.
Meanwhile, Bone Bone summoned up piles of very small, yet extremely sharp and powerful rocks and hurled it at Charizard. He didn't stand a chance.
"Gyah!" He also fell to the ground, and the swirly eyes indicated that they indeed were knocked out. Virizion and Bone Bone high-fived each other.
"Yaaay! Now let's switch our uniforms, quick!"
"Right!" The process of doing so was not easy, and kind of awkward, but they got it done. Now, they looked like genuine guards! They even went to the trouble of positioning the men in a very suggestive pose, just to get a real quick laugh off of it.
"YICK, these smell musty, though! But yeah...where exactly is the room with the cameras?"
"Well, shit...we probably should have asked Chopper, but if I remember correctly, they're one of the doors in the long hallway that leads to Mew's office. We just have to pray that we can just simply walk in there."
"Yeah. Anyways, let's go!"
The boys tried to act as mundane as possible so they wouldn't look suspicious in front of the other guards. It worked like a charm so far, until they entered the hallway with all the doors. Mewtwo was resting against the wall all the way down and saw them.
"What the...what are you doing out here? You have a shift, get back to it!"
Virizion gulped: if the Chief of Police of all people find out that they're fakes, they're done for. He ordered the two to come closer. This time, Bone Bone agreed to do the talking, as he wasn't as intimidated from him like Virizion was. "Well, sir, we were just coming to...check on the cameras."
"The cameras? They're working fine, what are you talking about?" His normal cold-hearted sounding voice didn't help to ease up the nervousness inside the two.
"Well...we heard that lately, they haven't been working, and-"
"What business is that of YOURS? We have people who work in the camera room, so mind your own business."
Bone Bone almost clenched the bone in his hand. He doesn't care how powerful this cop is, he wanted so badly to just give him a taste of his bone! As hard as he could, he managed to keep a calm tone in his voice. "Well, then they're not doing anything about it, and what if these dumbass idiots do something stupid and we have no real way to know who did it?"
"It's really not your job to do see what the others are doing, now is it?"
"Then do your fucking job right, bitch..." Bone Bone muttered as low as he could.
"Come again?"
"I said, yes, we were not doing our job right, and we apologize for that. It's just that, we don't anything happening to our precious prison-"
"Actually, wait a second...now that I take a good look, I've never seen you two guards before."
Both of their faces turned blue and they wiggled in fear, sweating down a storm. Was this the end of them?
"As...As if you could remember every single guard's face, right?"
"Hmm..." He crossed his arms and stomped his foot. "Yes, as I don't give a shit about you or anyone in this prison. Fine...since you both care about this so much, go look in the room if you want to."
"Yaaaay! Thank you, Mr. Hotty Cop!" Virizion spoke for the first time since they encountered him and even worse, latched Mewtwo in a hug. Dead silence occurred.
"..."
"..." Bone Bone gave Virizion a glare that even the fiercest and most unholy of dragons and demons could not muster.
"Eh hee hee hee..." Virizion nervously chuckled with a look of sheepishness plastered on his face as he patted Mewtwo's jacket to make it straight again. Besides, he thought in his mind, he shouldn't be throwing his hands around another man other than Ray: he felt like it was cheating, although they weren't even together. "Do forgive me, sir!"
Before they take a Psystrike to the face, they hurriedly walked over to the door of the camera room and entered. Strangely, no one was actually in: must be on a lunch break, the two assumed. The amount of TVs perplexed them: many visions of black-and-white footage currently recording many locations of the prison. The two quickly scanned the cameras that would view locations of their cells.
There were cameras that covered the areas of Slitters's and Big Gun's cell, Ray's and Virizion's cell, Bone Bone's and Chopper's cell, and Butter's lone cell. Most notably, however, was the one monitoring Benny's: it was a small room with only just a solid bench in it. Benny merely sat there, not doing anything at all. The expression on his face read nothing.
"Benny..."
"Come on, damnit, let's turn this shit off!"
"O-Oh, right!" They began to turn off all the TVs that would get the caught at any point of this entire plan, which was at least 5 TVs. Busting them, as Ray said, would be far too risky, especially since Mewtwo's on to them. Speaking of which, he entered the room.
"Well?"
"They were indeed broken like we thought." He groaned and pinched his forehead.
"Stupid pieces of shit...and Dad claimed he would buy better ones! Anyways, now that that's done, get your stupid asses back to your place! I'll have to call the guy to fix them again..."
"Yes, sir!" And with that, they bolted out of there like lightening. On the way, they yelled out a "YES" and with guards surprisingly still fainted, hurried up and switched back to their uniforms. Virizion could not wait to tell the others and Ray that they succeeded in doing the first part of the plan. He dreamed that Ray would compliment him, give a pat on the head, a hug, or maybe even, a kiss! Maybe a little more than that, but Virizion knew that was complete dreaming.
Bone Bone did notice the different expressions on the green boy's face, but decided not to question it: when it comes to Virizion, he knew it was for the best.
So what do you think, guys? Do you think they'll fully succeed in the end, or will something happen and all is lost? Well, I'll just that all up to you. So, expect more! Bye!