Prison: Operation GTFO 6
Sorry this took a while, school got in the way, and...yeah. Anyways, here's more: enjoy!
Chapter 6: The Sssecret of Slitters
"Alright, good job." We all slapped our hands together in victory over the first part of the plan done. "Now we don't have to worry about any security cameras catching our asses. Guns and Slitters, I trust you'll do your parts just as sucessfully?"
"You got it!"
Butter cupped his fist. "Benny will be out in no time! Well, that is, if you two don't fuck up, that is, hee hee hee!" He joked, but the two still looked at each other and gulped. Bones whacked him upside his head. "Oooowch!"
"Don't jinx it, bitch."
"S-Sooooory!"
"*sigh*" These idiots...that I can't help but love to be around.
"Kids." It was the guard, Charizard. Instantly, the others behind me started snickering, which was understandable after Virizion and Bones told us what they did to him and Haxorus with the positioning of their bodies and all. I'm even struggling to keep a straight face. "...First of all, what's so funny?!" They were having an even harder time from trying not to laugh. My mouth twitched. "Anyways, come with me; Chief Mewtwo wants to see all you."
"Huh?" I don't get it: what does he need to see US for? When we thought about it, we kind of got a chill; not possibly, but...maybe he...
While following Charizard, we all were thinking: possibly, did that asshole find out about us? Those two didn't act too suspicious, did they? In fact, they were looking the most nervous of us all. Please don't let that be the case...
"Here they are, Boss."
"Thank you. You may leave, now."
"Yes." While walking away he muttered,
"Your asses are screwed." Then chuckled. I should've said something, but right now, that's the last thing I should be thinking about. He was backed up against the wall while Mew was watching TV.
"You, snake. Get in front of me. Now." He called out Slitters. Why him?
"O, Okay..." We swapped positions.
"Your time's almost up. You'll be relocated later tonight to a prison closer to your home."
"?!" Wait...what? We all were blown away: What the hell is this about leaving and relocation? He noticed out confused faces.
"What? You didn't tell your precious little friends about this? Hmph. Some friend YOU are!"
"Slitters..." I stepped up. "What the fuck is going on?"
"W-Welll, sssssee, I...my ssssentence is almosssst up. I'll be a free man again in one more week, ssso...I'm going to be in another prissson clossser to home 'till then." This can't be happening...but even more so...
"Why the hell didn't you tell us, huh?"
"S-Sssee, I wasss GOING to, but...all that stuff happened, w-with Benny and all, and, well, I jussst didn't want you guysss to realize you'd be lossssing another friend." The others behind me sulked. I looked down: If he leaves, then...not only will the plan not work at all, but we can't be a complete team of friends without him.
"So yeah, do whatever you need to do until then. I'll get you at 11. Now all of you get out of my face."
"..." We all sulked away. I caught a glimpse of Mew staring at us with a sympathetic face...
"I'm sssorry, everyone...but maybe, I can sssstill possssibly do my part, as we're assssigned to go to bed an hour earlier! But ssstill, it doesssn't excussse the face I kept ssssuch a crucial thing from you guysss." While he talked, it made me wonder: why is he even in here in the first place?
"Hey Slitters."
"Yessss?" For some reason, I didn't really want to ask, but...
"What's the reason you're even in here in the first place?"
"?!" It's like my words sucked the life right out of him. Now I really regret it.
"I'm sorry...you don't have to tell if you don't want-"
"No, I'll tell. I'll tell you guysss everyhing..." He gestured us to come closer.
"6 monthsss ago, isss when I first came here. I wasssn't originally a bad guy, but one night, walking home from work, it ssstarted to rain. Normally, I'd take a taxi, but they weren't running that night. The rain wasss very cold, and I didn't like it, ssso I decided to take a ssshortcut through the alley. Big misstake. I ended up running into a gang of Dark typesss there: an Umbreon, Ssscrafty, Sssableye, and their, by the looksss of it, leader, Honkcrow. I didn't want any trouble, ssso I decided to jussst sssimply take the main road back, but they didn't let me. Of courssse, I had no reassson to be afraid, but I knew that getting into a fight would get me into ssso much trouble, but the looksss of it, I really didn't have a choice. Though, being outnumbered, it wasss hard for me. But then...I had help from-"
"MEEEEEEEE!"
"And me." Guns and Bones spoke up.
Slitters chuckled.
"Sssso, yeah. Kind of anticlimatic, I know, but that'sss kind of how we three got in here together: by fighting, hah hah hah!"
"Oh... but how come you're the only going?"
"Becausse thossse two boneheadsss tried resssissting aresst."
"Figures. Well, all in all, but at least you'll be out of here."
"That may be sssso, but I promissse, I'm going through with my role of the plan tonight, no matter what! That'll be the bessst reassurance for me for when I leave. Umm, one lassst thing..." He looked down. "Incassse we don't get a chance to later, can we all get into a...group hug?"
"Uhh...what?" Bones said. "Does this look like a fucking Disney movie? No way I'm doing such an emberrassing...oh god damn it, FINE!"
Chopper nodded. "I don't care if we're dudes: you're my best friend."
Guns also nodded. "REAL men hug each other, gah hah hah hah hah haaaah!"
Butter agreed. "It's not bad to show some affection for our leaving friend, right?"
Virizion put his claws to his hips. "Fine, but only because I'll be hugging Luuxy in the process, hah hah hah! Just kidding~! Of course I will!"
"This kid..." Then they looked over to me. "...If anyone sees us, I'll KILL you."
They chuckled. "Then it'sss worth it!" We all brought each other in a hug. Slitters said softly, "I'll never forget you all. May Benny be saved by you guyssss...*sniff*"
"God damnit, you better not be-"
"HEY, LADIES!"
"?!" We jumped back into our seats immediatedly. Everyone around us, including that Haxorus bastard and Charizard calling us, saw. Everyone. Then, throughout the entire hall, laughter infused.
"GYAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! ! ! ! !"
We all hung our heads down. "Slitters, you're fucking dead."
"Ssssorry! But hey, it wasss worth it, riii- OOCH!" He took a bone to the head.
"Fuck you, bitch. I'm glad you're leaving."
...
Later tonight, Big Gun's POV
Alright, 10pm! We're in our cells, and we're ready to get into action! Still, I'm not as estactic since my slittery buddy isn't gonna be with me us anymore. Though, I can't be all mopey! I should be happy for him, yeeaaahh! The guard that's right next to our cell is Flygon. To make less noise, Slitters was in the bottom bunk with me...No, ain't do anything sexy!
"Alright, ssso... I jussst gotta ssslide through and get it, right?"
"Yeah! Hurry up, boi!"
"Yeah, yeah!" He slid over to the cells. Making sure the dude's truly asleep, he slid on through the cell bars and inspected the dude. I'd walk over there, but my big 'ol self would make too much noise stompin'. :p
"Hmm...ah." He apparently found the cellphone, yes! I gestured him to hurry up and come back.
"Nnnngh...huh?" He woke up. Oh. Fucking. CRAP. Even worse, Slitters had the mouth cupped in his mouth. If dude finds out what's up, we're done for, and this is the last thing Slitters need to deal with before he leaves.
"..."
"..." The two were just staring at each other. I was nibblin' on ma claws. C'mon, c'mooon! Go back to sleep, go back to sleep!
"...Must be dreamin'." Aaand he fell back to sleep. YES! Slitters slithered his way back in here.
"Nice!" I patted his back. Now the only thing to do is trust Venusaur to help us out. Ohh, please let me be able to get through that hard-heeeaaad~! "You better help me out, Saur...!" I whisper to myself, dialing his personal number. That's for SURE he knows it's me!
"What the...hello?"
"Yes! Venusaur, it's me, Blastoise!"
"What the fuck? How are you calling me from-"
"Doesn't matter! Look, I need for you to visit me tomorrow! Throw some drugs into a book or somethin', and bring it over to me!"
"Blastoise, just how stupid ARE you? What reason would I ever-"
"I'm trying to break out of here! Come on, don't be a poop, we neeeed those drugs! It's vital that you bring them here! Once I'm free, I'll tell you everything."
"...*sigh* Fine. Only because you're my best friend, and I miss you. I'll see you tomorrow."
*click*
Slitters and I looked at each, and hugged. He was able to do the thing he needed to do, and now he can leave this place with no worries. Who knows if the others right beside us were asleep, and Ray and Virizion are all the way on the other side. In fact, Slitters was looking in that direction. "*sigh* You know, it wasss becaussse of Ray that we even thought of thisss in the firsst place. Without meeting him, I don't I would've had asss much fun, nor realize jusst how preciousss my friendsss are to me."
Even while he said, he was sad, but then when I saw the tears, ah no, I wasn't havin' that. "Come here, come here..." I pulled him in with ma arm and patted his side. "You can't do that, or you'll get ya butt plunged! Besides, I know this ain't the last time we'll be seeing each other, so don't go on leaving us mopin', okay?" Slitters smiled at me.
"Thank you, Big Gunssss..."
*smooch*
"Oh?" I blushed: why the sudden kiss on the cheek? He was just as red as I was.
"Sssorry, I think I've been near Virizion too much, hah hah hah!"
"Ain't THAT the truth!"
"Hey! You." Whaaat, why's he here already?! "I got bored, and Dad was boring me with his talk, so I'm taking you now." I clenched my fist: Th-This guuuuuyyy! At least lend time to say goodbye! "Come on, come on, slither on through." I gave Slitters one big hug before leaving. Before he slid on through, he looked back at me, but not with sadness: with determenation.
"Until next time, Big Gunssss."
"Yap! Until next time!"
"Ugh..." He rolled his eyes. Poor Mewtwo, did he never have a best buddy or somethin'? I looked at him slide away.
"...SSSSSSEEEE YOU GUUUUUYSSSSS!"
"!"
*WHACK*
"Owch!"
"Shut the fuck up!"
Slitters...what a bold guy! It was even more heartwarmin' when the halls exploded in "goodbyes" and "see ya laters." However, it took my good ear to know that all our buddies chipped into the roar of goodbyes. Slitters, no matter what, you're still apart of the plan to GTFO, gyah hah hah hah hah haaaaaah!
D'awww, how sweet! :) No matter where they are, your friends will always be in your mind and heart! I'm gonna miss exaggerating the Ss in his words, hah hah hah! xD Well, this still continues!
"Ssssssee ya! ;D"