Mission Hll32-Oth-7: infiltrate - Completed - Successful
Classified: Level 7
Target: Maria Hill room.
Time Frame: P1
Reason: girls just want need to have fun!
Assigned to: Strike Team Delta
Intel Notes: self intel and recon.
After Action notes: :p - Barton
none - Romanoff
Maria Hill kept her back straight as she made her way out of the command center and to her room slash office. Being second in command afforded her not only her own bedroom, and bathroom. She also had a small living room, that she turned into a second office. The three rooms were small as one would expect on a flying aircraft carrier. But it was two rooms more than 99% of the other people on this ship, and she did not have to share it with a roommate or three.
As soon as the door closed behind her she relaxed, for about a half second till she noticed a box sitting on her desk that had not been there in the morning. Pulling out her gun she reached for her comm, when the paper on the box caught her eye. The wrapping paper was purple with little bows and arrows. Maria stilled her hand and walked closer to the somewhat larger box. The wrapping was much neater than she expected out of Clint Barton, not that Clint was a messy person, he just did not have patience when it came to anything involving paper.
There was an envelope on top, Maria's name scrolled neatly in Romanoff's cursive. Maria smiled, understanding the paper was provided by Barton, the wrapping would have been done by Romanoff. Team work at it's finest.
Maria put her gun away and picked up the envelope. Inside was a birthday card. Bits of glitter fell on to Maria's hands from the overly sparkly card. Frowning she opened it up. Ignoring the preprinted birthday sentiments she home right in on the two blocks of texts. One in Barton's fine lined print and the other in Romanoff's, dainty cursive.
Happy birthday Hellcat! i got the present for you no it not a bomb, be aware i did mod it, so be carefull where you aim it. vent codes this week are 58792257, if you need the next weeks codes let me know.- hawkeye.
С Днем Рождения. I have include a list of agents involved with the valentine's day incident. I wish you good hunting. - Black Widow
Maria felt a rush of anger followed by surprise, and finally felt herself smile inside as she pulled a second piece of paper out of the envelope, with a list of names of Shield employed who had humiliated her last February. She had ignored it then, she was second in command she could not do anything to the agentes. Other then not let them know they got to her.
Opening up the wrapping paper, neatly not tearing the strange paper, really who would think to find purple archery wrapping paper? Inside was a set of nerf guns, a belt holster and vest all bulging with nerf darts, but everything was either painted in black and greys or made with matted black material. With the shield logo stenciled on the the vest and the guns.
Maria felt her smile touch her lips the first time in a long time. She could take her revenged and in a way that would not get her in too much trouble if she is caught. She knew she would have to do something nice to repay Barton and Romanoff. After she got on to them for sneaking in to her personal quarters.
note: the russian is happy birthday. also I am cross posting this story at Archive of Our Own.