Yay, new update! And AVPSY is finally out. My feels are totally killing me! Anyway, this week was Klaine week and I wrote about 7 one-shots for it. If you're interested and/or are a Klainer, check it out!
Disclaimer : I do not own Glee or Harry Potter. I do own a lot of reference books!
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As Ron started on his fourth slice of pizza, Harry couldn't stop staring at his best friend. He was used to seeing half-chewed ham in his mouth, but eating mega-large pizza slices was something Ron apparently adored. Ron looked up from his yummy pepperoni pizza to see that Harry was staring at him and said, "Are you not hungry or are you waiting till I burst so you can "Reparo" me back?" Harry burst out laughing as he warned Ron, "Don't just scream out random spell names. People don't know about magic over here." Ron muttered, "That's not fair," as Harry explained, "Plus, you know that's why I moved here in the first place. I hated all the attention I got from supposed fans. They don't realize all the crap we went through in our years. To them, we are like some superheroes in a cloak, but we just did whatever we could to survive, short of killing people."
Ron understood, he really did, but Hermione being such a judgmental homophobic bitch was hurting their dynamics. Harry was the person who lead, Ron made snap decisions, and Hermione was the one who studied and comforted. He knew just saying, "I get it, dude" wouldn't help Harry because these were bad issues. He put away all of his male ego and put his hand around Harry's back and on his shoulder. He said, "I spoke to Dad, you know." Harry looked up in shock. "Maybe we shouldn't do this here. We need some privacy where I won't violate the Statute of Secrecy. Just tell me, do these guys deliver?" Harry just laughed as he nodded and they walked home. All the while, Santana and Brittany who had come to the same place were staring at the hot guys as Brittany vacantly said, "You know, the black-haired guy would be perfect for Kurt." Santana curiously asked why to which she replied, "They both smell like dolphins and sunshine and unicorns. I wish I had told him that. Remind me to tell Kurt. I want my baby dolphin to be happy and satisfied."
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Ron looked expectantly in the freezer for a bottle of something alcoholic while Harry shook his head. "You didn't come all the way back here to tell me something only to want to drink. Tell me what exactly you spoke with him about." Ron said, "Dad got promoted at the Ministry. Most of the Heads were either Death Eaters or had their pockets filled with Death Eater money. So Dad's small branch has expanded into a department where if an underage wizard or witch does magic outside Hogwarts, someone goes and checks first, and then sends in the Obliviators instead of sending direct expulsion letters like they did to you in our fifth year. He then told me that he thought the amount of attention you got while being a teenager was bad. He presumed that once the War was over, we would have lots of conflicts with the trouble we conjured up. That is why he convinced Kingsley to use his connections to get a house in a place where not many wizards were." Harry commented, "Yeah, yeah, he left a letter here for me to read. I was totally down back then, but I remember reading it."
Ron just said, "I'm planning on going back to school. I know I didn't study at all during our school time; however I know I don't want a Keeper position just because I'm a part of the 'Golden Trio'. So I spoke to McGonagall and she felt bad. I think it was because of the puppy eyes I pulled out. Sadly, I will be able to come back like, in six months only. She told me I need to focus if I actually want to do something worthwhile. And I don't live in dreams anymore. I want to do something with children. Like, helping the Muggleborns settle in, help them understand all the traditions which aren't confidential. I have a feeling if there was someone who actually explained what was right or wrong to Hermione, then she wouldn't have been so backwards in regards to you being gay. She did tell us that her parents didn't pay that much attention to her, which is why she started studying like crazy, yeah?" At Harry's downtrodden look, Ron consoled, "No man, we can't just erase her out, even though she was a little bitch. We need to be comfortable enough that we can talk about her without either of us breaking down." He then continued, "If someone like Flitwick or McGonagall or even Snape had been there to tell her that homosexuality was not a sin, but just the way you intend to love someone, all this crap wouldn't have happened."
Harry then got out two sodas and gave Ron one. He took a long gulp and said, "Bet you wouldn't have spoken so much when we were in school." Ron shrugged and said, "Yeah, we all grow up. I'll leave this weekend. I'm having a talk with Griselda Marchbanks regarding what courses will be needed for the whole child-helping thing. She and McGonagall are having a joint counselor session. And one more thing, I need you to be open with Kurt, as much as you can. He seems like a winner friend, and you need someone here for when I cannot fire-call you. Just make sure, if you wanna reveal the magic part, you need to talk to Kingsley first. Love you man." Ron then got up to go to sleep. He held out a hand for Harry, who said, "Nah, leave me here for some time." As Ron went up to his brightly painted bedroom, the only thing visible in the living room was a part of Harry's face, brightened by the flames in the fireplace.