3:00 am (baby cries)
Patricia woke up Eddie up
Eddie: what
Patricia: one of the babies are crying
Eddie: so
Patricia: you have to go see if their ok
Eddie: no, im sleeping you do it
Patricia: (loud sigh), Eddie (throws pillow at him) your such a lazy git
Patricia: (went into the babies room) oh Ethan what is it (picking him up)
Nina: need any help (walking over to her), Zac used to always make me up in the night wanting stuff
Zac: no I didn't
Nina: Zac, what are you doing sweet heart you're supposed to be in bed
Zac: the baby woke me up
Laura started to cry to
Nina: ill, help (going over to Laura and picking her up), wears Eddie
Patricia: in bed being lazy
Nina: oh, sorry
Patricia: it's fine, he get what's coming to him
The next morning
Patricia: Wake up Eddie!
Eddie: come on at least 5 more minuets
Patricia poured a bucket of iced water over Eddie
Eddie: thanks, I totally deserved that
Patricia: yes you did as a matter of fact
Eddie: what do you mean?
Patricia: you have to take this baby thing seriously, you said you were going to try and be the best dad ever
Eddie: so I can't do that be going to sleep and night time like everyone else does
Patricia: oh you know what I mean; you should get up and see what the babies want
Eddie: ok, ok, now I've gotta go have a nice HOT bath, can't you just wake me up nicely like a normal wife
Patricia: nope and I already run it for you
Eddie: thanks
Eddie walked out
Eddie screams
Patricia: oh I must have forgotten to put hot water in (laugh)
Downstairs
Fabian: Patricia what was that scream
Patricia: Eddie just got in the bath
Fabian: yeah and
Jade: maybe he forgot his ducky, I would scream if that happened to me
Patricia: no, jade he didn't forget his ducky; I poured ice cold water on him in bed then I didn't put hot water in his bath
Fabian: why
Patricia: hes not helping me enough with Laura and Ethan enough so im making him pay for it by pulling little pranks until he gets the message
Fabian: um ok
Eddie: (from upstairs) OW, Patricia why did my cupboard just punch me in the face
Patricia: I don't know you probably going insane
Fabian: (chuckle) you got Alfie and Jerome to help didn't you
Patricia: yep and there's plenty more where that came from FYI don't use the back door, the fridge, the garage, the red sofa and the dining chair closest to the window
Fabian: you do know there are little kids in this house right now
Patricia: yeah, but Eddie needs to know that now he's a father he can't just sit around and do nothing
Fabian: I get your point but how am I going to stop Jade and Zac to not go near them places
Patricia: haven't they got school today
Fabian: oh yeah but the pranks better be gone by the time they get back
Eddie: hey guys, what you talking about, im having such a bad day
Fabian: I don't know why (guilty laugh)
Patricia: if you spoil this for me fabian
Eddie: spoil what for you
Patricia: a new film I want to see and Fabian was about to give me a spoiler
Fabian: oh yeah yeah (smiling)
Eddie: um ok, anyway wears my babies
Patricia: in the kitchen
Eddie: (walking into the kitchen) hello my babies (going over to the babies and kissing them)
Zac: Eddie are we going to McDonald's later again
Eddie: no sorry Zac you got to go to school today
Zac and Jade: oh (pulls sad face)
Eddie: but you come back we can have some fun (sitting down on the chair closest to the window)
The chair collapsed
Eddie: ow! What is today, Eddies bad luck day.
Zac and Jade: hahaha
Nina: (comes in) come on kids you don't want to be late for school, morning Eddie can I ask why you on the floor surrounded in bits of wood
Eddie: well I sat on the chair and it broke
Nina: better lay off the pies
Fabian and Patricia: (sniggering)
Eddie: what
Fabian and Patricia: nothing
Nina: come on kids