Hey peeps now I am updating this story and writing it wif a friend. Called rachi. Ok, so this chapter will be funny and stuff.
Gomen minna! AGAIN. I haven't been updating for 3 weeks... I think... BUT I HAD EXAMS... and I was reading manga...
SO between all that I didn't have TIME.
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Me: ...weird... ANYWAYS on with the story (what she said)
In a land far far away (not so far away, actually it was quite close) in a place called Magnolia, there stood a guild called Fairy Tail.
It was a beautiful, normal day, and in Fairy Tail...
"HEY FLAMEBRAIN!"
"WHAT STRIPPER!?"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?"
"I SAID PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!"
"WHA- HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?"
So there Gray and Natsu had their normal (not-so normal) fight.
"HEY METALHEAD!"
"WHAT IS IT BARBEQUE!?"
"DID YOU STEAL MY CURRY!?"
"NO...OR DID I!?"
"Dun dun duun!" Asuka chanted.
"OH YOU ARE GOING TO PAY! FIRE DRAGON'S ROAR!" fire started to burn through the floorboards.
"THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO!? IRON DRAGON'S ROAR!"
Both attacks clashed into each other making a gigantic (once repaired) hole in the middle of the guild.
The most vicious woman in all of Foire got up from her seat with a look that would frighten any living soul.
"NATSU GAJEEL." Both parents perked up from what they were doing, "GO AND GET YOUR KIDS."
The dragon slayers agreed in fear.
The fear of what? The fear of getting killed by the one ad only Erza Scarlet A.K.A Titania.
After the fighting had stop Natsuko trotted over to her friends.
"Yo wassup Natsuko?" Asuka said with a big grin.
"Hey guys!" She smiled.
DING DING DING!
She heard. It was 4 o'clock. She gasped.
"Hey Natsuko!" Rags called out waving a mission in his hand, "Do you want to-"
Before he could finish she dashed out of the guild yelling "BE BACK SOON!"
Katsuro grumbled as he plopped himself onto a stool.
"Where is that $#$( going?"
"Lets go follow her. I wanna ask her about this mission anyway..." Rags said.
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Following the usual path to the meeting place, there Jerza stood.
"You're 25 seconds late... This is not ACCEPTABLE." Jerza glared.
"He-heh..." She stuttered.
He had the 'Erza' glare on... actually... 2x worse.
"W-well... at least I came?" She nervously stammered.
*sigh* "I guess it's ok... I will let you off the hook this time..." He said evilly.
Natsuko tried to make a little conversation and tried to find out more about this weird guy.
'What magic do you use?" She asked, but as Jerza started to answer, there came a loud crash.
"OW! WATCH IT RAGS!" Asuka scolded.
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"IDIOTS!"
Asuka, Katsuro, and Rags emerged from a cluster of trees. They all looked disheveled, with twigs and leaves in their hair. Asuka looked annoyed at the other two idiots, and the other two idiots were just staring at them.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Shouted Natsuko, looking as scary as her father.
"We just wanted to see where you were disappearing to" Katsuro said.
"I can't believe you have been hanging out with this... this... this... GUY when we were trying to ask you something SERIOUS." Rags looked kind of annoyed, and on his face was another expression that Natsuko couldn't read. Katsuro also looked the same as Rags.
"Hmm... are these your friends from... Fairy... Tail?" Jerza asked.
"YEP! These two idiots are fighting for me!" Natsuko announced proudly making both of them blush.
Jerza smirked. "Are these the ONLY two that can fight for you?"
Katsuro and Rags stiffened, then Katsuro started yelling.
"YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO FIGHT FOR NATSUKO! YOU !&(# ONLY MET HER LIKE A WEEK AGO! SO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO FIGHT FOR HER."
Rags also started yelling.
Both leaving poor Natsuko clueless about what was going on. If only Mirajane was here to explain it to her.
Jerza smirked again. "I was only asking to fight for her because if you two idiots are fighting over her, then I get to beat you two idiots and make you people look bad, and be the true idiots you are."
"OH REALLY NOW?" Katsuro said. "IF YOU'RE SO EAGER TO FIGHT US, WHY DON'T YOU COME AND FIGHT US RIGHT NOW? 2 AGAINST 1, THAT'S FAIR, RIGHT? IF WE REALLY ARE THE TWO IDIOTS YOU SAY WE ARE."
"geez... you're basically calling yourself an idiot... idiot..." Muttered Asuka.
"Bring it." Rags said in a deadly tone.
The smirk on Jerza's face became as deadly as Erza's.
Natsuko on the other hand hid behind a rock pulling Asuka to safety while the female gun mage started to take pictures.
"IRON DRAGON'S ROAR!"
"REQUIP PISTOLS!"
As both attacks were 13cm close...
"Requip Jaguar Emperor Armor." The blue haired mage said calmly.
"REQUIP MAGE!?" Katsuro and Rags shrieked.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Jerza screamed.
Sounds like Erza... Natsuko shivered.
He screamed as he charged towards them with his Jaguar skinned sword.
Slicing both attacks he swung the sword right at them making them fall to the ground instantly.
"Now," He changed back, "I get to call you the two rightful idiots that you are."
"&*^#& you..." Katsuro cursed under his breath.
Rags started to shiver. Now that his pistols are broken Asuka will KILL him... literally. Since repairmen would cost the price of the whole guild's repairment.
And they cover that up almost every week.
All the while, Natsuko was thinking about the unreadable expression on Rags and Katsuro's faces... As she thought about it she started wonder if it could be... Jealousy? But why would they be jealous? Eh. Too much to think about. Never mind. In the mean time...
"Rags, what did you want to talk about anyway? You said you needed something important?"
"Oh yeah," Rags thought for a minute, then remembered, "Oh yeah, I wanted to ask you about this mission."
All the kids crowded around Rags as he scanned through the mission.
"QerBLAmianerpuytuoghno?" Asuka read.
"Huh? What does this crap mean?" Katsuro muttered.
"WAIT," Natsuko perked up, "It couldn't be..."
Before she could finish a light glow glowed through the mission making them all squint and close their eyes eventually (since it was too brght).
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"Guys?" Jerza waved his hand over their faces.
"WHY THE HECK DO I FEEL SO LIGHT!?" Katsuro yelled.
"(*&##$ #$ ! WHY AM I CURSING ALL OF A SUDDEN!?" Natsuko roared.
"OH PANTHERLILY! Wait why the fudge am I calling for pantherlily?" Rags questioned himself.
"…" Asuka mumbled.
"What happened!?" Jerza sweatdropped.
"WHY THE FRIGGIN HECK AM I WARM!? WAIT! WHY AM I DROOLING FIRE! WAIT! WHY AM I SEEING MYSELF!?" Katsuro yelled like a crazy person.
"I feel so hard... my chest is so hard... and metal... and... WHY THE HECK DO I TASTE METAL!? WHERE'S FIRE!? FIRE!? AND WHY DO I SEE MY BODY!? AND WHY IS MY BODY DROOLING FIRE!?"
And so the two young dragon slayers started running around screaming their head off.
"OH PANTHERLILY!? Huh... why is my voice so high?" Rags questioned himself.
"GUYS!" Asuka yelled.
Everybody turned to her.
"Why don't we go back to fairy tail and ask if the others know how to fix this?"
The others pumped their fist in the air.
Jerza started to stare off into space thinking about whatever he was thinking about. As the others started to leave, he jerked back into attention, and for some reason started to follow them.
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Lucy was listening closely. "What do you mean help me stay alive?"
"Well..." Sting said, "To get to Magnolia from here, you have to cross the Clover Desert (A/N actually don't know, just made it up), but in the Clover Desert, there lurks a strange monster, and if that monster catches you, you will be toast. Literally, because the monster toasts you with it's fire breath, and eats you up when you are crisp. The way to avoid this monster is to bring toast with you."
"Toast?" Lucy asked incredulously.
"Yes. Toast." Confirmed Rogue.
"Okay then..." Lucy said.
"Ok, that is all the help you will get from us. Now GO AWAY! You're still a fairy blondie." Sting shooed.
"HEY! You're blonde too!" Lucy pouted as she made her way out.
"And guys," She said as she did the fairy tail symbol with her (A/N the one master did to laxus don't know what that's called) "It was nice meeting again." She smiled.
Both Sting and Rogue smiled back with a nod.
Natsu, when she finds you take care of her... or you're dead meat.
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"WE'RE BACK!" Came out Katsuro's voice.
Everybody gasped.
It was usually Natsuko who says that but this time it was Katsuro... WHAT THE HECK!?
"Um Katsuro are you okay?" Lisanna asked.
"YEAH I'M FINE WHY WOULDN'T I!? NOW I WANT CURRY!" Katsuro roared.
"Curry?" Gajeel perked up.
"REAL MEN DON'T EAT CURRY." Elfman ranted.
"Huh? Men? I'm a girl." 'Katsuro' said as she sat on the stool.
"GIRL!?" Levy screamed.
"Are you sure you're okay Katsuro?" Happy asked.
"HEY I'M NOT KATSURO YOU $ &$^ #*&$^! WAIT... WHY AM I SWEARING!? *$ #&$*(&# THIS! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !" 'Katsuro' started running around like an idiot.
All the kids facepalmed.
"Natsuko! Let's go train!" Natsu said.
"Train? Dad what's he talking about?" 'Natsuko' walked over to Gajeel.
"Dad!?" Gajeel cried.
"..." Rags mumbled.
"OH PANTHERLILY! Huh... I don't even like him... shoot the effects..." 'Asuka' gritted.
"CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE #$ *$^ IS GOING ON!?" Gajeel yelled.
Just then the office doors slammed open.
"I do."
"So what happened?"
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"Changeling has happened again."
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"WHAT!?"
"AYE SIR!"
And in all the commotion Jerza went out of the guild.
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Jerza walked through the path he came.
Fairy Tail was interesting... far more interesting than what his Dad had told him.
Staring up at the clouds passing by he suddenly bumped into someone.
"Oh sorry." Jerza scratched his head and got up to his feet.
"Don't worry."
They bowed and both parted ways to their destination.
"Mom."
"Son."
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Me: HYAHAHAHAHA! WE LEFT YOU WITH A CLIFFHANGER! BWHAHHAHA! As you can see some of this are not written by me and ask I said by Rachi.
Rachi: PI! NEXT NUMBERS: 3. 1415926535897932384626433832 795028841971693993751058209 7494459230781640628620899862 803482534211706798214808651 3282306647093844609550582231 725359408128481117450284102 7019385211055596446229489549 303819644288109756659334461 2847564823378678316527120190 914564856692346034861045432 6648213393607260249141273724 587006606315588174881520920... THANK YOU FOR READING! REVIEW IF YOU HAVENT, IF YOU HAVE, THANK YOU! AND ALSO, A NOTE: I LIKE DRAMATIC MOMENTS. THAT IS WHY THERE ARE 2!
Me: Uh... yep. THANK YOU FOR EVERYONE THAT HAS REVIEWED! NOW... GO TO MY POLL IN MY PAGE! DO IT OR DIE.
Rachi: one more note... THAT MONKEY STOLE MY BANANAS! *cries*