She cursed as she kicked small pebbles into the lake causing to making a PLOP sound. Katsuro, asuka and rags followed from behind as they argued over something Natsuko was too…young to know about.

Natsuko grumbled. It wasn't a good day for her, at all. First of all, her dad was on a mission with gray and erza, second, the Staruss were busy moving into their new home, third, she couldn't go back to the guild along with the others because they accidently burned/shot/crashed the floorboards causing master Makarov to flip.

"Will you guys SHUT UP." She gave them a menacing glare.

Rags whimpered and felt silent, Asuka huffed and crossed her arms and Katsuro felt threatened.

After a moment of silence of walking Asuka finally spoke, "Where are we going?"

…

…

…

"I don't know." Natsuko said with a straight face causing the others to face palm.

"Well we can't walk around like a bunch of idiots," Rags muttered, "Let's hang out at your place Natsuko!"

The others nodded agreeing to Rags' point.

"WHAT? Why me!?" She whined.

"Dad and Mom destroyed the house walls by accident because of their new gun." Rags and Asuka said in unison.

"My Dad's at home…" Katsuro muttered.

"THEN WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THAT!?" Natsuko yelled.

"…He's practicing for the next gig." He shivered.

"Oh…then my place it is!" The pink haired girl punched her fist in the air.

~~~0~~~

Injured badly she staggered to fine shelter, hoping to fine a human. Her celestial spirits couldn't help since they were badly hurt as well.

Unknowing where she was going she bumped into a solid causing her to fall to the ground.

She could hear a creak as she winced at what was going to happen next.

"Hello how can I- Oh dear! Are you okay?" A female voice cried as she felt a pair of hands gripping her shoulders softly.

"H-help me…please…I need…" Lucy groaned slowly loosing self conscious.

The lady panicked while laying Lucy onto a soft mattress next to a fire place. She eyed the blonde closely, suddenly she gasped as she fell back a bit.

"Lucy Heartfilla?"

~~~0~~~

Asuka scrunched up her nose as she saw the sight in front of her. Natsuko's place was a total mess, clothes and pieces of food were lying around everywhere. A horrible stench filled the room causing even Natsuko to wince.

"THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!" Rags and Katsuro yelled excitedly as they plopped themselves onto a broken yet comfortable sofa.

Asuka watched Natsuko go into the dirty and messy kitchen, she came out with a sharp knife in her hand and a smug grin plastered on her face.

"THIS," She waved her knife up in the air like crazy, "Is what we're going to do to spend our boring hours of the day."

"which means…" Katsuro looked up at the celling, "A day has about 6 hours right?"

Rags, Asuka and Natsuko stared at Katsuro dumbfounded.

"Idiot!" Asuka slapped his hard like metal head, "There are 24 hours in a day!"

"But 24 divided by 2 is 12, and 12 divided by 2 is 6 and it's impossible if there's only 3 hours in a day RIGHT?" I laughed.

"AND SO IS 6 HOURS." Rags face palmned.

Before any of them could say a single word a loud BAM was heard from a certain pink haired girl.

"Look I don't care if you guys are talking about math and crap, WE ARE GOING TO PLAY THIS FRIGGIN GAME YOU HEAR ME?"

The three shrunk into the sofa as they shivered at the glare Natsuko gave them.

"Alright so the objective of this EPIC game is to sing this EPIC song while trying to avoid getting your fingers cut." She grinned as she carefully put the tip of the knife into the space between her fingers.

"Erm Natsuk…"

"OH I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop…" She sang happily as she increased the speed of the knife going between the spaces between her fingers.

Katsuro started to cheer while Rags and Asuka just stared at the knife that went up and down.

"AND IF I HIT MY FINGERS THEN MY HAND WILL START TO BLEED." She slammed the knife onto the table.

"Tch I bet I can do it better." Katsuro said ever-so proudly.

"OH I've got all my fi- OWWWW CRAP YOU LITTLE #*($&( #$&( I # ($& #$&( #&$ YOU # (*$ #$&(* &#$*("

Natsuko snickered as Rags covered his ears while Asuka started laughing.

"I better tell this to everyone…" Natsuko whispered over to her laughing friend.

"Not you, us…" She whispered back.

However that whisper seemed more like a sober person talking. Katsuro's head shot up, he cringed as he avoided the pain in his fingers.

"DON'T YOU DA-"

"Bye bye now~!" The two girls giggled as they skipped happily to the guild.

Katsuro then started to rage maniacally and raced through the dirt path to the guild. However Rags, kept staring at the knife that had been stuck deeply into the table. He grabbed it and yanked it out making him fall backwards. He stared at it for another few seconds as he went into deep thought.

Soon he picked himself up and went to a shop to order a katana.

~0~

"And then I was like IN YOUR FACE!" She babbled.

Jerza smirked as she continued to talk about what had happened earlier that day.

"So that's pretty much it." She shrugged as she leaned back against a tree.

"Pfft, such an idiot. I bet I can even beat him." Jerza laughed.

"Duh, me too!" She waved her arms high up in the air seeking for attention from the boy.

"You? I don't think so." He picked himself up.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!?"

"What I mean by that is that I'm saying that I can obviously beat you."

"WELL BRING IT ON!"

She yelled out and got into a fighting position with a small knife in her hand.

"Where did you even get tha- never mind." He shrugged, "Let's do it."

After several hours of yelling and screaming and… singing, the two finally stopped. Natsuko's hands were all covered up in blood from the cuts and Jerza's had only a few but it wasn't as bad as the dragon slayer's.

"Good game." She said trying to catch her breath.

"OH ho ho," Jerza smirked, "We're not done yet."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!?"

"There's one more thing we both need to do to end this contest, and you know what that is."

Natsuko's eyes widened she took a step back as Jerza advances forwards.

"No…NO…NO YOU CAN'T DO THIS."

He smirked.

"Oh yes I can."

Finally she ran away screaming her little head off.

But however she could hear it beginning, she could hear a lady… or man speaking in whatever language that was, she could hear that stupid idiotic beat.

She could hear Jerza playing that song, that epi- horrible song. That song that has been going on for about only 3 days.

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…

…

He was playing the Harlem Shake.

The question still lingered around her head as she kept running, What does Harlem Shake even friggin MEAN!? THIS IS MADNESS.

Natsuko didn't stop screaming until she ran into the guild where everyone had blood all over their hands.

"Wh-what happened?" Natsuko cried.

Mirajane came over with a fragile smile on her face, "The knife game, that's what happened."

HOLY CRAP, I haven't updated for such a long time ;_; I'M SOOOO SORRY GUYS D:

Welp, but i finally managed to update XD

If you see the description above it says that this fanfic is on HIATUS, but it doesn't mean I won't be updating anymore unlike many others. I just won't update as frequent. :(

I guess you can call this chappy a shorty since... it's pretty random. End of year tests are coming so I need to revise... REVISEEEEEE *screams*

yes I have tried the knife game before... SUCCEEDED :D I have tried the harlem shake before... FAILED :D

Thanks for all the support! (AND SHIPPING :3)

Skeam ish OUT.