a/N:Am still here.

Chapter 3 Complications

Jack sighed as he was being manhandled by Miranda, his best friend. Unfortunately, she only saw him as Glen now, considering Glen was in his body looking bored. Jack frowned at Glen, flashing him a look that read, "Be more happy."

Glen just face-palmed.

"Jack, is something wrong?" Miranda asked, looking at the blond man who was currently pouting in a not-so-subtle way.

"Jack" froze. "I don't think so."

Miranda blinked. "You don't know what's wrong with you?"

"I have...amnesia." "Jack" stated dully.

Miranda looked at the emotionless Jack and then at the unhappy Glen in her arms. "What is going on here?"

Jack and Glen froze.

'You idiot, smile, laugh, do anything!' Jack hissed in his mind.

Glen...smiled, or tried to. Thousands of muscles lost their lives in this cataclysmic event. They shall always be remembered with a frown for their efforts.

Miranda smirked. "That's better, Jack. You always look better when you smile. It was quite funny how Lottie threw you out of the tower. The look on your face..." She started to chuckle loudly, scaring the crap out of both Glen and Jack.

Jack just stared at Glen, wondering how the heck he could be so stupid.

The rabbit in the corner blinked and then it spoke, again, at the worst moment imaginable: "HOW STUPID IS SHE? THE BLACK-HAIRED MAN IS NOT GLEN, IT'S JACK!"

Miranda blinked at the stuffed rabbit and then did the most natural reaction to a talking stuffed animal: she screamed and then passed out. Not many things could scare the crap out of her, considering she murdered people on a daily basis, but talking stuffed animals scared the crap out of her, too.

"...Was I supposed to talk then?" The black rabbit said, clearly annoyed at this turn of events.

Jack sighed as he brought himself up to his feet. "Glen, I wish that thing couldn't talk."

Oz the black rabbit fumed. "Pay attention to me, dammit!" Tears of frustration ran down his face.

Lacie came in then with a broad grin on her face. She scooped up Oz in a hug and dodged Jack's attempt to engulf her in one and instead walked over to her brother. "Hello, Nii-sama."

The man who looked like Jack scowled. "So you knew?"

"Of course. After all, my real Nii-sama doesn't hug me!" Lacie said in annoyance. Oz nodded his head furiously.

"That's so true!" Oz chirped.

"Shut up, Oz," Jack hissed under his breath. Oz flinched.

"You're being mean again," Oz whined to Lacie, who shot Jack a death glare.

"So, what are we going to do about Miranda?" Jack asked, looking away from Lacie.

"Who knows?" Glen said. "I'm sure Revis has something to do with this."

"Speaking of which...here he is right now!" Lacie cried.

Sure enough, Revis appeared, staring at them both.

"Well, if it isn't Jack and Glen...or, shall I say you two are in each others' bodies?" Revis said aloud, which frightened both of them.

"H-How did you know?" Jack stammered.

"I know things, Jack. You don't like that body, do you?"

Jack shook his head. "I can't flirt with any women!"

"Because you have ME." Lacie said in annoyance.

"More or less," Jack said in frustration. "But still, Lacie, you have to understand...I just can't go without flirting with a lady!"

"You can't this time!" Lacie exclaimed.

"My, my, Lacie, aren't we exuberant as always...even with the surprise that's coming." He whispered. Lacie blushed.

"You're not going to tell anyone," She hissed, pointing at her belly, which was round.

"Don't worry...your trip to the Abyss will be soon."

"Don't you DARE think about dropping my Lacie into the Abyss!" Jack cried.

Lacie gave him a sad smile. "It has to be done, Jack. But I have a surprise for you all...I'm pregnant!"

Jack's mouth dropped open, as did Oswald's. A look of brotherly rage crossed his face as he stormed up to Revis.

"Master, what did you do?"

"Oh, relax...you'll see when she dies."

Lacie smirked. "I know, Jack...you really don't want me to die, do you?"

Jack shook his head.

"Don't worry...once you two get your bodies back, I'll die. But before that, I'll help you out. By the way, I think I'm having a daughter." She whispered.

"What should we name her?" Jack said. Lacie facepalmed.

"I'm not going to be around when they're born, remember? I'll be dead!" Lacie hissed.

"Hmm...I'll think of one." Revis said in boredom. "Hope you two adjust well to your "situation" because you're going to be in it for QUITE a while!" He waved at them casually before striding off.

"Damn him! How dare he make you pregnant!" Glen hissed.

"Nii-san, don't worry. My little girl will be good. Now what to name her...how about...Lily?"

Glen shook his head. "Too stupid."

"...Lacie?"

Lacie bopped Jack on the head for that. "No, it has to be different...how about...Alice?"

"Alice...I like it," Glen said.

"You're pregnant, Lacie-san? What does that mean?" Oz said.

"Shut up, Oz," Jack hissed. "The adults are talking right now."

"Oh, and Jack," Lacie began, "If you ever do something stupid like, oh, I don't know...try to destroy the world to bring me back...or hurt my daughters...I will never forgive you."

Jack shivered. "Oh, um, okay."

Lacie said, "Wanna feel the girl?" She said.

Glen felt her stomach. "Yeah...she's quite stubborn. She kicked me twice."

"I guess she'll take after me, then." Lacie said with a laugh. "Jack, come here."

Jack reached out and felt her stomach. Nothing happened.

"Ha ha ha...I guess she doesn't like you."

Suddenly, another kick came up and hit Jack.

"Two? You have two girls, Lacie?" Jack said in disbelief.

Lacie gasped. "What are you talking about?"

"I felt two pairs of feet kick me. Not one, but two! I think you're carrying twins." Jack summed up.

"Won't that be interesting?" Lacie said. "What can we call the other one? How about...Alyss and Alice?"

"You have children?" Oz asked.

"Be nice to them, Oz. They'll be your friend, too." Lacie said before she walked out, smirking at them both.

"Well, this makes things a hell of a lot more complicated, wouldn't you say, Glen?" Jack said.

Glen looked annoyed. "Stupid master...I wonder what he was doing to Lacie all this time."

Lacie rubbed her stomach. She could feel her girls kicking. "Yes, girls...you'll be born soon enough. In a few months, you will both be born."

"Well, Oz, it's time to go visit our friend, isn't it?"

The rabbit nodded as both of them returned to her tower.

"Glen-sama!" Lottie cried as she saw her master and Jack return, both looking utterly irritated.

Jack blinked at her. "Hello, Lottie." He said dully, trying his best to sound like boring old Oswald.

"Glen-sama, where have you been?" She asked.

"I've been waiting." Glen said, before Jack nudged him, "Um, for some beautiful...ladies to show up! Yeah, that's it!"

"Jack is acting weird today, isn't he, Glen-sama?" Lottie said before shooting a glare at "Jack".

Jack nodded. "Yes, he is. He's just...under the weather today."

'They're both acting odd. It's almost like...they're not themselves. Jack is looking bored and he's not really talking. Glen-sama seems more friendly today...almost...like...Jack? But that means...Glen-sama isn't MY Glen-sama!'

"...Jack?" She said skeptically, pointing at her master, who nodded sheepishly. "But that means that Glen-sama is..."

"Right here," Glen said in annoyance.