On the way to the certain short tempered guys house you ran into an unfortunate snail incident which made you go blind and lose some of your teeth! Damn snails, always in the way.

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Before you could tell what was happening, a tall boy with slugs hanging from his arms stumbles into his house. You look over at him questioningly.

"Never knew, I could feel like this… Like I've never seen the sky before… Want to vanish inside your kiss…" You walk over to him and wipe the slug sauce off of him.

"Seasons may change. Winter to spring… But I love you. Until the end of time~ Come what may. Come what may. I WILL LOVE YOU UNTIL MY DYING DAY."

"Um, kk.." You look at him in the eyes, which are definitely not blinded. Wait.. You didn't just sing that to him did you? God damn it Karkat, what is wrong with you? Out of embarrassment, you smack the shit out of him and run upstairs into your BEDROOM.

But suddenly before you could get into your room, you hear faint singing happening behind you…

"Suddenly the world, seems such a perfect place.. Suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace… Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste. It all revolves around you. AND THERE'S NO MOUNTAIN TOO HIGH. NO RIVER TOO WIDE. SING OUT THIS SONG AND ILL BE THERE BY YOUR SIDE. Storm clouds may gather and storms may collide. But I love you, till the end. Of. Time."

You had begun to sing with him, walking closer to him with every note. About now you're both still across the room from each other. You were out of breath, though not panting heavily, you were still panting, staring longingly into his eyes. He still had slug sauce all over him and he was looking right back you while trying to rub it off.

You walked closer to him, wiping some slug sauce off his chin. You were so close to him, this is the closest you've ever been to him actually. The air from his nose was hitting your eyelashes, it felt weird and somehow romantic.

You closed your eyes, pursing your lips, patiently awaiting for his to be upon yours. After about ten seconds, you peeked your eyes open to see that he was just kind of.. looking at you. Shit. You embarrassed yourself again, fuckass. You slowly backed away from him, face a very nice shade of candy red.

"I'm th'orry kk, I can't do it.." His face was equally red as he rubbed the back of his head.

"Fuck," You said walking up to him, raising your hand, "ASS." You slapped him very hard, probably hard enough to break skin. Of course you ran away again. When will the embarrassment end?

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Well, that wasn't how you planned things to go with Karkat. You managed to escape his house with the small injury off a bloody cheek. Oh yes, you probably won't be talking to him for a while. Unless you apologize. But THAT'S not going to happen. You're not the one who punched him in the cheek and made it bleed. Oh wait… he didn't punch it… he slapped it. You know what, whatever.

Kissing Karkat is something you really wanted to do, especially after you two sang the duet of "Come What May". That made you want to kiss him sooo very bad. BUT YOU ARE AN ENGAGED MAN. YOU ARE ENGAGED TO THE WOMAN YOU LOVE. Right? Plus, you are totally NOT gay. Especially for your BEST FRIEND. What kind of nonsense would that be? Seriously.

But then again, you did want to kiss him. And he OBVIOUSLY wanted to kiss you.

Ugh. Why was everything so frustrating.

"Hey Sol," Wait a Mobius minute! You know that voice… that stupid nasally, stuttery voice. It could be none other than ERIDAN AMPORA.

"Ed? What are you doing here? Aren't you th'uppoth'ed to be at work?"

"No.. didn't Fef tell you? I got fired like a month ago for givvin' too many assignments."

"No.. th'e didn't tell me that actually." So Eridan got fired did he? That means its time for..

DETECTIVE Sollux

Why has Feferi been lying to you all this time and what has she been actually doing? Time to investigate.