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Your name is FEFERI PEIXES
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You are now KARKAT VANTAS for some reason. Maybe this is how the world is supposed to be. MAYBE YOU WERE DESTINED TO BE Karkat. Anywho. Lets get a move on. It's been exactly ONE week since Sollux almost kissed you, Like, seriously. You were this close to kissing him: | |. That's pretty damn close if you ask me.
But ever since then, you've been wondering if you should go apologize to him. After all, you did slap him when he did NOTHING WRONG. Except get engaged to some girl you don't like.
You sigh, grabbing a plastic bag, going out to your backyard and setting it on fire.
You step back inside and get another plastic bag, stuffing your beloved ROMCOMS in it and head on your way to Sollux's house.
"Kk? What are you doing here?" Sollux asked me as he opened the door. I pushed passed him, not wanting to say anything and plopped down on his small couch, setting the bag full of romcoms on his floor. He looked at me then at the romcoms. Smiling, closing his door and grabbing the bag. Sticking on of the movies in his DVD player, coming to sit next to e.
We watched romcoms for a couple of hours before we eventually fell asleep. Well.. sorta. I was still away, laying on his lap, listening to him breathe while he slept. It was very soothing. His head was resting on his hand which was resting on the couch arm. It looked uncomfortable but then again, Sollux usually fell asleep at his computer.
A ping could be heard inside of Sollux's room. He must've had a message. Me, being the nosy person that I am, got up from the couch and went into his room. Thankfully he stayed asleep. I walked into his room and looked at his husktop. Oh. It was a message from Ferferi's boss. What did he want?
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CA: hey sol I just wwanted to givve you an update on Fef. I havven't gotten any newws on her yet but I have applied for another job in her field. I wwon't be her boss but I wwill most likely be her cowworker!
TA: Eriidan what the fuck are you talkiing about?
CA: About Fef.. I thought you wwanted me to spy on her…
TA: why the fuck would ii want you to do that?
CA: Because she's been actin' fishy I thought..
CA: You told me to go apply for another job so I could see wwhat she's up to.
TA: ii told you to quit your job ju2t to get the exact 2ame job ju2t iin a diiferent fiield ju2t 2o you could 2py on my fiiance?
TA: that2 2tupiid and make2 ab2olutely no 2en2e why would ii tell you to do 2uch a thiing?
CA: I got fired remember?
TA: really!? Hah. 2how2 how lame you are
CA: ..
CA: wwho is this?
TA: who do you thiink fucka22?
CA: Kar! What are you doin' on Sol's laptop?
TA: 2ollux ii2 a2leep on the couch, ii heard hii2 computer piing and deciided to go check iit out.
TA: do you have a problem wiith that?
CA: But wwhy? It's not your computer and really none of your business.
TA: Fuck you! 2ollux ii2 my be2t friiend, ii have every riight to everythiing he ha2
TA: 2o
TA: HA
CA: Just tell Sol to talk to me wwhen he wwakes up.
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Ugh you can't begin to describe how much you don't like that guy. You will most certainly NOT tell your flush crush to talk to him when he wakes up. Most certainly.
Speaking of Sollux. He seems to be calling out your name right now. You make it seem like you just came out of the BATHROOM and walk into the living room, wiping your hands on your pants.
"Oh. I thought you left." He smiles. Your heart skips a beat but you ignore it. You still haven't said a word to him since you've been here. Maybe its time to apologize.
You were about to walk over to him then you realized, wait! *camera zooms in on Karks face* YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO APOLOGIZE!
Well shit. What are you going to do? First you smack that stupid camera out of your face, seriously, what the hell. Then you walk over to Sollux. You guess your going to apologize like those girls in the romcoms do. I mean, you are so obviously a uke. Sollux will be your seme and you have to deal with it. With a quick flip off to the camera you walk over to him and sit on his lap in a very suggestive way.
"Um.. Kk-" You stop him by putting a finger to his lips.
"Shh not another word." Karkat. What are you doing .-.
"I think it's about time that I show you just how.. sorry I am for being a bad girl." You run your hand down his chest, very close to touching his crotch before you quickly stand up and back away from him, ripping your clothes off revealing this particular outfit. ( )
"Um.." Sollux said looking you up and down. You were currently trying to perfect the splits, which wasn't really working out well for you. "I didn't know you had one of tho'the outfit'th…"
"Better believe it," you said running ice cold water down your back.
"That'th.. th'o… cool." You stopped trying to do a backflip and looked at him. "Cool" was not the word you wanted. You were more looking for sexy or something along the lines of that.
"I have one too!" Okay. Now that caught you off guard. You watched as he quickly got off the couch and disappeared into his room, coming back with the same exact outfit on. Except.. his was yellow and read "mustard".
"You're the ketchup to my mustard kk!" Yes. This wasn't how you planned this to go at all.
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Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA and you really need to take a shower. You should probably go and do that. I mean seriously. You smell like fish.
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Probably because he's a marine biologist smartass.
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Oh. Is that what he is? I didn't know gosh.
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Stupid.
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