Quickie 2: "WWEwwww PUNishment"
Disclaimer and Explaination: This is an entirely seperate story from the first one. You do not need to read the last chapter in order to understand this one, although im sure most people will read them in order anyway. Anyway, just a quick little story to bring some laughs and smiles into your day. This one i really enjoyed writing because... well... in the immortal words of Homer Simpsons, "Finally, a way to combine my love of helping people with my love of hurting people!" This story is either going to make you laugh... or make your brain leak out your head. Enjoy! :-D
WWEwwwww PUNishment
We join our heroes in a pleasent lake side location, just outside the woods. And its almost time for dinner. Brock was cooking some sort of soup. Misty was playing with Togepi. And Ash sat on a log reading the latest edition of WWE (WWF for those who dont follow it) Raw Magazine.
Misty sighed, "I dont know how you boys can watch that garbage..."
Ash looked up from his magazine, "We DON'T get to watch it... I have to read it out of the magazines."
"You KNOW what i mean" Misty said, "Its all fake you know..."
"Of course I know its fake Misty, I'm not stupid. Its just fun to pretend its real..." Ash explained.
Brock raised an eyebrow and grinned seeing his opening, "Alright, put down the magazine man... Dinner time... and you know dinner is just like Foley... just in the Mick of time!"
Ash winced at the pun, but quickly came back, "And what kind of soup are we undertaking tonight?"
Brock was taken aback by this quick retort, and as he was pouring out the soup said, "Its a delecious soup thats been served since the beginning of Mankind."
Ash took the bowl and said, "Well, its nice and hot, i hate my soup served Stone Cold..."
Misty made an "ahem" noise. "Guys... thats enough..."
Brock wouldnt hear of it and quickly said, "Served cold? Never! I'm "The King" when it comes to making soup!"
"The King, eh?" Ash said getting the reference, "But can you take the heat? I hear there's many better chefs in Chyna."
"GUYS!!!" Misty said louder.
Even Pikachu was starting to get annoyed, his fur standing up a little.
The two ignored them, locked in battle, Brock looked at Ash and said, "I could beat any cook in China, we could walk into any resturant, and i could beat any chef there, from the lowly beginner up to the Big Bossman!"
Ash grinned slighty and said, "What recipe would you win with? Not that one veggie dish thats Al Snow peas and nothing else..."
Brocks eyes widened and he said, "I think i Kane win with that recipe... what do you think i should make?"
"You could buy a pack of franks and make your famous dusty Road Doggs and serve them with an X-Pac of Soda..." Ash suggested.
"PIKA!" The yellow mouse exclaimed releasing a burst of power blasting the ground near Ash. Misty stood up, and said, "I agree with Pikachu, thats ENOUGH!"
Brock looked up at Misty and said, "Whats wrong Misty, your actually awfully Mysterio..."
Ash suggested, "She needs to take the Edge off..."
"She could be come a Christian?" Brock offered.
"Or how about about one of those novels that come with herbal brews..." Ash said starting to grin, "You know... a Booker T..."
Pikachu sighed and said "Where's Team Rocket when you need them? I'd gladly go with them right now..."
Misty looked shocked, "Since when can you talk human???"
Pikachu looked nervous, "Ummm..." Then quickly takes out a pair of shades and takes out a neuralizer and flashes Misty. "Pikachu pika chu chu pi!" (Damn that was a close one...)
Brock and Ash failed to notice any of this... Brock said "You know, im starting to get Bishoff'ed"
"Well Vince you put it that way..." Ash replied.
Brock: "If you dont stop, i'll punch you and give your eye a Shane-r"
Ash: "Hah! Your a Dreamer!"
Misty groans and storms off, Pikachu tagging along.
Brock: "Well, I swear if you dont stop you wont get any Keibler cookies for dessert!"
Ash: "Thats some Mattitude you got... you know i love those cookies, they're so Hardy!"
Brock: "Yeah, they are, best with a Lita of pepsi."
Ash: "And you could... um... i mean... you could serve... umm... ahhh... damn!"
Brock leaps up and yells, "YES! I won!"
Ash grinned "Well played..." and shakes Brock's hand... "Next time, your going down... but seriously... a Lita of soda?"
Brock grinned back and said, "Oh come on... no worse then your Book of T... Booker T pun"
Ash laughed, "Come on, thats classic... oh hey... here's Misty..."
The red head came storming back, her eyes flaming and swinging her mallet. "Alright you two, you've been warned!"
WHAM!!! WHAM!!!
And to follow that up... they both recieved a thunderbolt by Pikachu as well.
The moral of the story... Pun wars: In the end... there are no winners.
Misty grins and looks at the camera, "Well... Tazz all folks!"
*Iris out on Misty grinning and winking at the camera
THE END
Ash gets up rubbing his head. "Damnit Misty..." He said, "You nearly broke my freaking skull."
Misty frowned and replied, "Hey look, YOU declined to have the stuntman..."
Brock comes walking from off stage, "Yeah man, you can't blame HER for YOU being so stubborn. You should have just gotten a stuntman like me."
"Yeah..." Ash said looking down, "Speaking of that... Shouldn't your stuntman have gotten up by now?"
The trio looks down at the downed stuntman, and Brock kneels down and removes the man's 'Brock' mask, revealing the man to not be a man at all, but some kind of pink lizard creature.
"Hey... JarJar..." Brock says shaking him, "You ok?"
"Oh... dear..." Misty says after hearing no response from the hated alien, "Ash... maybe you should go call 911."
"Fine... fine.." Ash said walking off, "It's his own damned fault that he cant get work anywhere else..."
Yelling after Ash, Jar Jar yells weakly, "Tell them meessa can havea no Amoxacillian, it'll killa messa."
"Yeah yeah," Ash says half listening, "Tell them you want Amoxacillian, i got ya..."
"No no..." Jar Jar says drifting back unconcious, "Messa in big trouble..."
THE REAL END
I hope you enjoyed my tale, and i have a little message to give you:
Please have a good night and give your loved ones a hug from me. May you have lots of sunny days and if your a writer, may your stories get many good reviews.
And just in case you cant read between the lines... : - )
PLEASE have a good night, and GIVE your loved ones a hug from ME. May you have LOTS OF sunny days and if your a writer, may your stories good REVIEWS.
Ok, ok, for real, thank you for taking time out of your day to read my tale, I hope it brought some sunshine, smiles, and/or laughter to your day... as corny as that sounds.
Disclaimer and Explaination: This is an entirely seperate story from the first one. You do not need to read the last chapter in order to understand this one, although im sure most people will read them in order anyway. Anyway, just a quick little story to bring some laughs and smiles into your day. This one i really enjoyed writing because... well... in the immortal words of Homer Simpsons, "Finally, a way to combine my love of helping people with my love of hurting people!" This story is either going to make you laugh... or make your brain leak out your head. Enjoy! :-D
WWEwwwww PUNishment
We join our heroes in a pleasent lake side location, just outside the woods. And its almost time for dinner. Brock was cooking some sort of soup. Misty was playing with Togepi. And Ash sat on a log reading the latest edition of WWE (WWF for those who dont follow it) Raw Magazine.
Misty sighed, "I dont know how you boys can watch that garbage..."
Ash looked up from his magazine, "We DON'T get to watch it... I have to read it out of the magazines."
"You KNOW what i mean" Misty said, "Its all fake you know..."
"Of course I know its fake Misty, I'm not stupid. Its just fun to pretend its real..." Ash explained.
Brock raised an eyebrow and grinned seeing his opening, "Alright, put down the magazine man... Dinner time... and you know dinner is just like Foley... just in the Mick of time!"
Ash winced at the pun, but quickly came back, "And what kind of soup are we undertaking tonight?"
Brock was taken aback by this quick retort, and as he was pouring out the soup said, "Its a delecious soup thats been served since the beginning of Mankind."
Ash took the bowl and said, "Well, its nice and hot, i hate my soup served Stone Cold..."
Misty made an "ahem" noise. "Guys... thats enough..."
Brock wouldnt hear of it and quickly said, "Served cold? Never! I'm "The King" when it comes to making soup!"
"The King, eh?" Ash said getting the reference, "But can you take the heat? I hear there's many better chefs in Chyna."
"GUYS!!!" Misty said louder.
Even Pikachu was starting to get annoyed, his fur standing up a little.
The two ignored them, locked in battle, Brock looked at Ash and said, "I could beat any cook in China, we could walk into any resturant, and i could beat any chef there, from the lowly beginner up to the Big Bossman!"
Ash grinned slighty and said, "What recipe would you win with? Not that one veggie dish thats Al Snow peas and nothing else..."
Brocks eyes widened and he said, "I think i Kane win with that recipe... what do you think i should make?"
"You could buy a pack of franks and make your famous dusty Road Doggs and serve them with an X-Pac of Soda..." Ash suggested.
"PIKA!" The yellow mouse exclaimed releasing a burst of power blasting the ground near Ash. Misty stood up, and said, "I agree with Pikachu, thats ENOUGH!"
Brock looked up at Misty and said, "Whats wrong Misty, your actually awfully Mysterio..."
Ash suggested, "She needs to take the Edge off..."
"She could be come a Christian?" Brock offered.
"Or how about about one of those novels that come with herbal brews..." Ash said starting to grin, "You know... a Booker T..."
Pikachu sighed and said "Where's Team Rocket when you need them? I'd gladly go with them right now..."
Misty looked shocked, "Since when can you talk human???"
Pikachu looked nervous, "Ummm..." Then quickly takes out a pair of shades and takes out a neuralizer and flashes Misty. "Pikachu pika chu chu pi!" (Damn that was a close one...)
Brock and Ash failed to notice any of this... Brock said "You know, im starting to get Bishoff'ed"
"Well Vince you put it that way..." Ash replied.
Brock: "If you dont stop, i'll punch you and give your eye a Shane-r"
Ash: "Hah! Your a Dreamer!"
Misty groans and storms off, Pikachu tagging along.
Brock: "Well, I swear if you dont stop you wont get any Keibler cookies for dessert!"
Ash: "Thats some Mattitude you got... you know i love those cookies, they're so Hardy!"
Brock: "Yeah, they are, best with a Lita of pepsi."
Ash: "And you could... um... i mean... you could serve... umm... ahhh... damn!"
Brock leaps up and yells, "YES! I won!"
Ash grinned "Well played..." and shakes Brock's hand... "Next time, your going down... but seriously... a Lita of soda?"
Brock grinned back and said, "Oh come on... no worse then your Book of T... Booker T pun"
Ash laughed, "Come on, thats classic... oh hey... here's Misty..."
The red head came storming back, her eyes flaming and swinging her mallet. "Alright you two, you've been warned!"
WHAM!!! WHAM!!!
And to follow that up... they both recieved a thunderbolt by Pikachu as well.
The moral of the story... Pun wars: In the end... there are no winners.
Misty grins and looks at the camera, "Well... Tazz all folks!"
*Iris out on Misty grinning and winking at the camera
THE END
Ash gets up rubbing his head. "Damnit Misty..." He said, "You nearly broke my freaking skull."
Misty frowned and replied, "Hey look, YOU declined to have the stuntman..."
Brock comes walking from off stage, "Yeah man, you can't blame HER for YOU being so stubborn. You should have just gotten a stuntman like me."
"Yeah..." Ash said looking down, "Speaking of that... Shouldn't your stuntman have gotten up by now?"
The trio looks down at the downed stuntman, and Brock kneels down and removes the man's 'Brock' mask, revealing the man to not be a man at all, but some kind of pink lizard creature.
"Hey... JarJar..." Brock says shaking him, "You ok?"
"Oh... dear..." Misty says after hearing no response from the hated alien, "Ash... maybe you should go call 911."
"Fine... fine.." Ash said walking off, "It's his own damned fault that he cant get work anywhere else..."
Yelling after Ash, Jar Jar yells weakly, "Tell them meessa can havea no Amoxacillian, it'll killa messa."
"Yeah yeah," Ash says half listening, "Tell them you want Amoxacillian, i got ya..."
"No no..." Jar Jar says drifting back unconcious, "Messa in big trouble..."
THE REAL END
I hope you enjoyed my tale, and i have a little message to give you:
Please have a good night and give your loved ones a hug from me. May you have lots of sunny days and if your a writer, may your stories get many good reviews.
And just in case you cant read between the lines... : - )
PLEASE have a good night, and GIVE your loved ones a hug from ME. May you have LOTS OF sunny days and if your a writer, may your stories good REVIEWS.
Ok, ok, for real, thank you for taking time out of your day to read my tale, I hope it brought some sunshine, smiles, and/or laughter to your day... as corny as that sounds.