Quickie #3: Gary's Deception
NOW almost 95% Pun free!!!
Explaination/Disclaimer: Alright people, just to make this point clear... You do not have to have read the previous two chapters to enjoy this story. It's a new story. The only reason why I have these all stuck together is because they are all just quick little tales of humor to bring a laugh or two to your day. As long as I have your attention, I'd like to make this clear... one last time... I do not own pokemon... someday i will... the plans are in place... first i take down the hello kitty factory... then we go after the big fish. Today Pokemon... tomorrow Nintendo... the next day, THE WORLD!! Bwha ha haha... ... ... and i guess the day after that i'll just go to the movies or something like... Anyway before i start to ramble, (too late), go on ahead and read this newest Quickie.
Gary's Deception
"Excuse me, Gary" Professor Oak called to his grandson in a very stern tone, "Could you step into my office please."
Gary gulped and walked into his grandfathers lab, "Is something wrong?"
"I'm afraid so." Oak with a very serious face, "I dont appreciate cheating young man."
Gary sweatdropped. "Ch.. Cheating?" Gary stammered, "What... what do you mean?
"You know very well what I mean, young man." The pokemon professor said, "This contest you and the other trainers from pallet are having, who can catch the most pokemon... everyone has about 20 pokemon, and you some how have about 80. I was very proud of you... until i looked more closely."
"Ummm... if your talking about the two hoppits have... I honestly didnt know doubles of pokemon didnt count..." Gary offered as an excuse.
"THAT'S not what I meant Gary," Professor Oak replied, "Tell me Gary... how do you explain this?"
Professor Oak took a pokeball off Gary's shelf and opened it. What came out was a Jigglypuff... sorta. It actually was a large pink balloon with a smiley face drawn on it.
Gary looked at the balloon floating in the air, then at Professor Oak, then back at the balloon. "Ummm..." Gary thought, then lied, "It's a Jigglypuff."
The Professor sighed and said, "Gary... this is NOT a Jigglypuff..."
"SURE it is!" Gary interupted, "Look... its pink and everything."
"Gary... stop." Oak ordered, "It's just a pink balloon."
"Of course it is!" Gary justified, "See look..." Gary took out his pokedex and it said, "Jigglypuff: The pink balloon pokemon" Gary smiled innocently and said, "See?"
Oak started to get annoyed, "Gary... that just means its pink, and its like a balloon because it can float."
"Well whats the problem then?" Gary asked, "Look, my Jigglypuff is JUST like a pink balloon..."
Oak interupted yelling, "THATS CAUSE it IS a pink BALLOON!!!"
Gary: "JUST like the pokedex says..."
Oak: "No... not just like the pokedex says, because its talking about a pokemon, and what we have here is three cents worth of pink plastic with a smiley face drawn on it by a magic marker. Alright then... If its a real Jigglypuff... please make it sing."
Gary sighed and said, "Oh alright, but dont complain when it puts you to sleep." Gary took the balloon and held it up so it blocked his face. "Alright, use SING Jigglypuff."
And a voice came from the balloon... or from behind the balloon, that sang (in a voice very much like Gary's) "Jiggllllllyyyyyypuffffffffff..."
"GARY!" Professor Oak said getting mad, "I KNOW that was you singing... quite badly too!"
Gary faked a takenaback look. "How dare you say that! I caught this pokemon with love and care! One day I hope it will evolve into a Wigglytuff!"
Oak growled slightly, "The ONLY thing that THING will evolve into is a deflated piece of rubber."
"You know, that would be more like a de-evolution..." Gary offered, "But i wish you wouldnt say such things when it can hear you..."
Oak: "It CAN'T hear me... you forgot to draw ears on it..."
"I did???" Gary said suprised, then quickly corrected himself, "I mean... really? It must be a whole new breed of pokemon!"
Oak looked at the label near the tied bottom, and said, "Yeah... it must be a 'Happy happy super family fun time company' Jigglypuff, previously undiscovered by man... except those who have gone into Party City."
Gary took the pokeball out of his grandfather's hand and called the 'pokemon' back. The young boy took another ball off his shelf and called out his Arcanine. "Well, you should at least be impressed by Arcanine." Gary said, "Even if your not impressed by my extremely rare variety of Jigglypuff."
"Oh yeah... your Arcanine." Oak said, still annoyed, "Its very good that you captured an Arcanine, but you havent trained it well at all!"
Gary looked shocked, "Are you crazy? I've taught it a dozen attacks! What do you mean???"
"What do you I mean?" Oak said raising his voice, "You may have taught it to attack, but didnt house train it! That thing has been leaving flaming pieces of shit all over my lab! And thats not just a saying... its crap literally comes out on fire! It nearly burnt down my freaking lab yesterday!"
Gary went silent trying to think of something to say. Meanwhile his Arcanine wandered away. "That's not all, Gary." Professor Oak said grabbing another ball off the shelf, "What do you call this?"
The creature that came out of the pokeball was very wierd to the world of pokemon. It looked a little bit like a pumpkin. Gary beemed and said, "Oh... thats pumpkinmon. Very rare."
"Yes Gary, it's very rare... for a very good reason." Oak yelled, "It's a damned Digimon!"
"So?" Gary asked.
Oak: "SO??? You can't offer a Digimon as a Pokemon! They're not even made by the same company! How did you even get this?"
Gary shrugged, "I got it during the cross-over."
"There's NEVER been a crossover!" Oak yelled getting more fustrated.
Gary faked confusion, "Are you sure?"
Oak: "YES!!!"
"Hmmm." Gary said thinking, "How the hell did I get that thing then?"
Oak made a low growling annoyed sound, and called the Pumpkinmon back and took another ball.
"Uhh... Gramps..." Gary said backing away, "I wouldnt open that one..."
Not listening to his grandson, Professor Oak opened the pokeball, revealing a very large man in red armor and a red dome on his head. "FINALLY," He bellowed, "The Juggernaut is FREE!!!" And with that, the foe of the X-Men, walked throught the wall, completely destroying that half of Oak's lab.
Oak stared at the horror for a minute with his jaw open. Gary shruged and said softly, "I told you not to..."
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???" Oak bellowed.
"Steel-plated Snorlax." Gary said straight faced lying.
"THERE'S NO SUCH THING!!!" Oak yelled.
Gary took out his pokedex and opened it up. Gary held the pokedex up so it hid his lips, and in an... odd... voice, Dexter said, "Steel Plated Snorlax. Rare. Leave Gary alone, its a real pokemon."
"Gary..." Oak said, "I KNOW that was you saying that."
Gary quickly put the pokedex away and said, "No it wasnt."
"YES IT W..." Oak started to yell but forced himself to calm down, then started again, "And what about this one?"
And in this pokeball, out came a very thin, tall bird. It looked at Gary, said, "Beep Beep!" And took off running away at breakneck speeds, leaving only a dust cloud behind.
Gary yelled, "AUGH!!! GRANDPA!!! You let it get away!!! Do you know how many cliffs I went over trying to catch that stupid bird???"
Oak sighed, "I really dont care... the point is... it's not a pokemon... Just how many of these balls are filled with non-pokemons?"
Gary made a mumbling noise. Oak glared at his grandson, "WELLLLL?"
Gary sighed and said, "You might want to open that one right there..."
Oak took the pokeball and opened it, and out stood a young boy of about 17, with long white hair, peircing eyes, and 2 dog like ears on the top of his head. "Ahhhh, that's MUCH better to be free!!!, Time to find Kagome!" And took off.
Oak stared at the half demon as he left, and then back at Gary, and said, "Inu-Yasha... you captured Inu-Yasha? ... ... ... WHY???"
Gary shruged, "I dunno... cause Goku was too hard to catch?"
Oak sighed. "Well, how about it, what about this pokeball, whats in this one?"
Gary's face got very serious, "Gramps DON'T open that one!"
Oak looked at the ball, and asked, "Why... not? What's in... this one?"
Gary made a rye face and said, "Well..." then makes a coughing noise.
"Garyyyy." Oak said sternly and tapping his foot.
Gary rolled his eyes and said, "One of the horsemen of the Apocolypes."
Oak shook his head in disbelief, "Which one?"
"Famine I think..." Gary said, "Look, I caught it on accident... just umm... dont let that one, and those other 3 balls to the right there free... it could be... umm... bad."
Oak shook his head more in disbelief. "Gary, Gary, Gary... WHAT am i going to do with you?", Oak asked.
"Oh come on..." Gary pleaded, "You can't punish me! It's not like anything BAD happened..."
"Son... thats not the point... you see..." Oak started to explain, "In this world we must respect pokemon and people alike, thats how harmony... ... ... *sniff sniff* Do you smell that? Smells like something's burning..." Oak sniffed a few more times and quickly looked at Gary, "GARY! What did you feed Arcanine earlier today?"
"Beans... Chili..." Gary said recalling, "Some Prunes... why do you ask?"
"OH Dear God NO!!!" Oak said recoiling in horror. The professor quickly ran to the wall, yanked the fire extinguisher off the wall and took off to 'put the dog out'. "We'll talk about this LATER, young man!" Gary heard his grandfather yell after him.
Gary stood there for a second and shrugged and looked at the camera and said, "If i was a betting man... I'd say my Gramps luck just... 'crapped' out!"
Iris out on Gary's grinning face.
THE END
Oak walks back into the room, "Alright, thats a wrap. Good job Gary."
"Thanks Gramps, kind of a wierd episode today though, wasnt it?" Gary said.
"Yeah," Professor Oak agreed, "Well they had to throw something together, Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, and Team Rocket are all on vacation, so it was either, an episode staring just us... or just Tracey."
Gary shuddered at the thought, "All Tracey episode... thats just a sick thought. Hey, all these guest stars we had today, any of them going to stick around for the wrap party?"
Oak shrugged and said, "Not too many, the Juggernaut had to get going, something about making the little people pay, or something like that."
Gary frowned, "Thats too bad, I do know one guest that IS staying... the Pumpkinmon."
"Gary!" Oak said suprised, "I'm surprised you'd have no ill will towards the Digimon."
"Nope," Gary said, "No ill will at all, he's the guest of honor... oh by the way... dessert tonight will be Pumpkinmon Pie... *ahem* I mean... Pumpkin Pie."
Oak made a horrified face, "Thats just wrong..."
Gary cackled and said, "Come on, lets go, HEY, INU-YASHA! You coming or what?"
Inu-Yasha walked back into the room holding out his large sword, the testigua, which was now covered with blood. "Yep, all set" He said sheithing the blade, "I just had to get rid of that fire demon dog."
Oak and Gary looked at each other confused, and Gary mouthed the words, "Fire... Demon... Dog...?" Then it hit him, "ARCANINE!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" And Gary ran out of the room.
Professor Oak laughed loudly, "That was great, you scared the shit out of him!"
The half demon grinned, "Yeah... that was great."
"Yeah" Oak agreed, "You had me fooled too! Thats was a great prank!"
Inu-Yasha looked confused, "Prank?"
Oak: 'o' *Shocked Face*
THE REAL END
And another Quickie done. I hope everyone is enjoying them, because hopefully more will be coming. Please remember... just because you reviewed an OLD chapter doesnt mean you can't review a new one. It's allll part of the great circle of life. Old reviews become the grass that new reviews feed on... or something like that... All joking aside, thank you for taking time out to read my stories, I really do hope they brought a smile to your day. And remember, share your smile with someone that doesnt have one... I bet they return it!
NOW almost 95% Pun free!!!
Explaination/Disclaimer: Alright people, just to make this point clear... You do not have to have read the previous two chapters to enjoy this story. It's a new story. The only reason why I have these all stuck together is because they are all just quick little tales of humor to bring a laugh or two to your day. As long as I have your attention, I'd like to make this clear... one last time... I do not own pokemon... someday i will... the plans are in place... first i take down the hello kitty factory... then we go after the big fish. Today Pokemon... tomorrow Nintendo... the next day, THE WORLD!! Bwha ha haha... ... ... and i guess the day after that i'll just go to the movies or something like... Anyway before i start to ramble, (too late), go on ahead and read this newest Quickie.
Gary's Deception
"Excuse me, Gary" Professor Oak called to his grandson in a very stern tone, "Could you step into my office please."
Gary gulped and walked into his grandfathers lab, "Is something wrong?"
"I'm afraid so." Oak with a very serious face, "I dont appreciate cheating young man."
Gary sweatdropped. "Ch.. Cheating?" Gary stammered, "What... what do you mean?
"You know very well what I mean, young man." The pokemon professor said, "This contest you and the other trainers from pallet are having, who can catch the most pokemon... everyone has about 20 pokemon, and you some how have about 80. I was very proud of you... until i looked more closely."
"Ummm... if your talking about the two hoppits have... I honestly didnt know doubles of pokemon didnt count..." Gary offered as an excuse.
"THAT'S not what I meant Gary," Professor Oak replied, "Tell me Gary... how do you explain this?"
Professor Oak took a pokeball off Gary's shelf and opened it. What came out was a Jigglypuff... sorta. It actually was a large pink balloon with a smiley face drawn on it.
Gary looked at the balloon floating in the air, then at Professor Oak, then back at the balloon. "Ummm..." Gary thought, then lied, "It's a Jigglypuff."
The Professor sighed and said, "Gary... this is NOT a Jigglypuff..."
"SURE it is!" Gary interupted, "Look... its pink and everything."
"Gary... stop." Oak ordered, "It's just a pink balloon."
"Of course it is!" Gary justified, "See look..." Gary took out his pokedex and it said, "Jigglypuff: The pink balloon pokemon" Gary smiled innocently and said, "See?"
Oak started to get annoyed, "Gary... that just means its pink, and its like a balloon because it can float."
"Well whats the problem then?" Gary asked, "Look, my Jigglypuff is JUST like a pink balloon..."
Oak interupted yelling, "THATS CAUSE it IS a pink BALLOON!!!"
Gary: "JUST like the pokedex says..."
Oak: "No... not just like the pokedex says, because its talking about a pokemon, and what we have here is three cents worth of pink plastic with a smiley face drawn on it by a magic marker. Alright then... If its a real Jigglypuff... please make it sing."
Gary sighed and said, "Oh alright, but dont complain when it puts you to sleep." Gary took the balloon and held it up so it blocked his face. "Alright, use SING Jigglypuff."
And a voice came from the balloon... or from behind the balloon, that sang (in a voice very much like Gary's) "Jiggllllllyyyyyypuffffffffff..."
"GARY!" Professor Oak said getting mad, "I KNOW that was you singing... quite badly too!"
Gary faked a takenaback look. "How dare you say that! I caught this pokemon with love and care! One day I hope it will evolve into a Wigglytuff!"
Oak growled slightly, "The ONLY thing that THING will evolve into is a deflated piece of rubber."
"You know, that would be more like a de-evolution..." Gary offered, "But i wish you wouldnt say such things when it can hear you..."
Oak: "It CAN'T hear me... you forgot to draw ears on it..."
"I did???" Gary said suprised, then quickly corrected himself, "I mean... really? It must be a whole new breed of pokemon!"
Oak looked at the label near the tied bottom, and said, "Yeah... it must be a 'Happy happy super family fun time company' Jigglypuff, previously undiscovered by man... except those who have gone into Party City."
Gary took the pokeball out of his grandfather's hand and called the 'pokemon' back. The young boy took another ball off his shelf and called out his Arcanine. "Well, you should at least be impressed by Arcanine." Gary said, "Even if your not impressed by my extremely rare variety of Jigglypuff."
"Oh yeah... your Arcanine." Oak said, still annoyed, "Its very good that you captured an Arcanine, but you havent trained it well at all!"
Gary looked shocked, "Are you crazy? I've taught it a dozen attacks! What do you mean???"
"What do you I mean?" Oak said raising his voice, "You may have taught it to attack, but didnt house train it! That thing has been leaving flaming pieces of shit all over my lab! And thats not just a saying... its crap literally comes out on fire! It nearly burnt down my freaking lab yesterday!"
Gary went silent trying to think of something to say. Meanwhile his Arcanine wandered away. "That's not all, Gary." Professor Oak said grabbing another ball off the shelf, "What do you call this?"
The creature that came out of the pokeball was very wierd to the world of pokemon. It looked a little bit like a pumpkin. Gary beemed and said, "Oh... thats pumpkinmon. Very rare."
"Yes Gary, it's very rare... for a very good reason." Oak yelled, "It's a damned Digimon!"
"So?" Gary asked.
Oak: "SO??? You can't offer a Digimon as a Pokemon! They're not even made by the same company! How did you even get this?"
Gary shrugged, "I got it during the cross-over."
"There's NEVER been a crossover!" Oak yelled getting more fustrated.
Gary faked confusion, "Are you sure?"
Oak: "YES!!!"
"Hmmm." Gary said thinking, "How the hell did I get that thing then?"
Oak made a low growling annoyed sound, and called the Pumpkinmon back and took another ball.
"Uhh... Gramps..." Gary said backing away, "I wouldnt open that one..."
Not listening to his grandson, Professor Oak opened the pokeball, revealing a very large man in red armor and a red dome on his head. "FINALLY," He bellowed, "The Juggernaut is FREE!!!" And with that, the foe of the X-Men, walked throught the wall, completely destroying that half of Oak's lab.
Oak stared at the horror for a minute with his jaw open. Gary shruged and said softly, "I told you not to..."
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???" Oak bellowed.
"Steel-plated Snorlax." Gary said straight faced lying.
"THERE'S NO SUCH THING!!!" Oak yelled.
Gary took out his pokedex and opened it up. Gary held the pokedex up so it hid his lips, and in an... odd... voice, Dexter said, "Steel Plated Snorlax. Rare. Leave Gary alone, its a real pokemon."
"Gary..." Oak said, "I KNOW that was you saying that."
Gary quickly put the pokedex away and said, "No it wasnt."
"YES IT W..." Oak started to yell but forced himself to calm down, then started again, "And what about this one?"
And in this pokeball, out came a very thin, tall bird. It looked at Gary, said, "Beep Beep!" And took off running away at breakneck speeds, leaving only a dust cloud behind.
Gary yelled, "AUGH!!! GRANDPA!!! You let it get away!!! Do you know how many cliffs I went over trying to catch that stupid bird???"
Oak sighed, "I really dont care... the point is... it's not a pokemon... Just how many of these balls are filled with non-pokemons?"
Gary made a mumbling noise. Oak glared at his grandson, "WELLLLL?"
Gary sighed and said, "You might want to open that one right there..."
Oak took the pokeball and opened it, and out stood a young boy of about 17, with long white hair, peircing eyes, and 2 dog like ears on the top of his head. "Ahhhh, that's MUCH better to be free!!!, Time to find Kagome!" And took off.
Oak stared at the half demon as he left, and then back at Gary, and said, "Inu-Yasha... you captured Inu-Yasha? ... ... ... WHY???"
Gary shruged, "I dunno... cause Goku was too hard to catch?"
Oak sighed. "Well, how about it, what about this pokeball, whats in this one?"
Gary's face got very serious, "Gramps DON'T open that one!"
Oak looked at the ball, and asked, "Why... not? What's in... this one?"
Gary made a rye face and said, "Well..." then makes a coughing noise.
"Garyyyy." Oak said sternly and tapping his foot.
Gary rolled his eyes and said, "One of the horsemen of the Apocolypes."
Oak shook his head in disbelief, "Which one?"
"Famine I think..." Gary said, "Look, I caught it on accident... just umm... dont let that one, and those other 3 balls to the right there free... it could be... umm... bad."
Oak shook his head more in disbelief. "Gary, Gary, Gary... WHAT am i going to do with you?", Oak asked.
"Oh come on..." Gary pleaded, "You can't punish me! It's not like anything BAD happened..."
"Son... thats not the point... you see..." Oak started to explain, "In this world we must respect pokemon and people alike, thats how harmony... ... ... *sniff sniff* Do you smell that? Smells like something's burning..." Oak sniffed a few more times and quickly looked at Gary, "GARY! What did you feed Arcanine earlier today?"
"Beans... Chili..." Gary said recalling, "Some Prunes... why do you ask?"
"OH Dear God NO!!!" Oak said recoiling in horror. The professor quickly ran to the wall, yanked the fire extinguisher off the wall and took off to 'put the dog out'. "We'll talk about this LATER, young man!" Gary heard his grandfather yell after him.
Gary stood there for a second and shrugged and looked at the camera and said, "If i was a betting man... I'd say my Gramps luck just... 'crapped' out!"
Iris out on Gary's grinning face.
THE END
Oak walks back into the room, "Alright, thats a wrap. Good job Gary."
"Thanks Gramps, kind of a wierd episode today though, wasnt it?" Gary said.
"Yeah," Professor Oak agreed, "Well they had to throw something together, Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, and Team Rocket are all on vacation, so it was either, an episode staring just us... or just Tracey."
Gary shuddered at the thought, "All Tracey episode... thats just a sick thought. Hey, all these guest stars we had today, any of them going to stick around for the wrap party?"
Oak shrugged and said, "Not too many, the Juggernaut had to get going, something about making the little people pay, or something like that."
Gary frowned, "Thats too bad, I do know one guest that IS staying... the Pumpkinmon."
"Gary!" Oak said suprised, "I'm surprised you'd have no ill will towards the Digimon."
"Nope," Gary said, "No ill will at all, he's the guest of honor... oh by the way... dessert tonight will be Pumpkinmon Pie... *ahem* I mean... Pumpkin Pie."
Oak made a horrified face, "Thats just wrong..."
Gary cackled and said, "Come on, lets go, HEY, INU-YASHA! You coming or what?"
Inu-Yasha walked back into the room holding out his large sword, the testigua, which was now covered with blood. "Yep, all set" He said sheithing the blade, "I just had to get rid of that fire demon dog."
Oak and Gary looked at each other confused, and Gary mouthed the words, "Fire... Demon... Dog...?" Then it hit him, "ARCANINE!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" And Gary ran out of the room.
Professor Oak laughed loudly, "That was great, you scared the shit out of him!"
The half demon grinned, "Yeah... that was great."
"Yeah" Oak agreed, "You had me fooled too! Thats was a great prank!"
Inu-Yasha looked confused, "Prank?"
Oak: 'o' *Shocked Face*
THE REAL END
And another Quickie done. I hope everyone is enjoying them, because hopefully more will be coming. Please remember... just because you reviewed an OLD chapter doesnt mean you can't review a new one. It's allll part of the great circle of life. Old reviews become the grass that new reviews feed on... or something like that... All joking aside, thank you for taking time out to read my stories, I really do hope they brought a smile to your day. And remember, share your smile with someone that doesnt have one... I bet they return it!