Explaination/Diclaimer: THIS SPACE FOR RENT
(I absolutely LOVE you if you get this follow joke!)
*SOUTH JERSEY SHORE... ASYLUM (???)
"GENTLEMEN... BEHOLD!" The professor said forcefully, then more calmly, "I caught an electrode."
The assistant looks at the giant orb pokemon and says, "Hey, congratulations sir..."
"Now, stick this pole up its ass, just like how it happened to me!!! Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!" The professor ordered.
"Sir, i dont think you should say such things, electrodes explod...."
*KA-BOOOM!!!* (we hear the professor and assistant scream *aughhh*)
And now we are treated to the pokemon theme song, and the title appearing...
(Again, if you got this previous joke... i salute you, and if you didnt... sighs... your missing out!.)
Quickie #5: Valentines Day Episode
Announcer: Its Febuary 14, and our favorite trio is heading into a brand new town. What adventures will be in store for them? Just wait and see!"
The trio are walking into the town having an interesting conversation. "Ash.." Brock says, "Give it up..., your crazy!"
"I'm not crazy!" Ash protested, "I'm just saying it'd be cool to catch one!"
Misty shook her head, "You ARE crazy, you know that?"
"Just because i have big dreams," Ash replies, "Doesnt mean I'm crazy."
"Its not that..." Misty argues, "Its because your talking about catching something that doesnt exhist!"
"Its not PROVEN that they dont exhist." Ash says, "I mean, take a look around, they're images of them EVERYWHERE!"
Brock shook his head, "Ash, i dont care how many pictures you see of them, they're just a mythology."
Ash: "You know... everyone thought that Lugia was just a myth until we saw it."
"Thats not what i meant" Brock says, "I mean they really ARE mythology, Greek, i believe... the point is, Cupids DON'T exhist."
Ash sighed, "I STILL say it'd be cool to catch one. Imagine how powerful it's charm attack must be!"
Misty grinned and asked Ash, "Oh yeah? And just who would you try and charm?"
Ash blushed, and stammered, but tried to think of a good response. But he was saved by having to say anything by Brock yelling "OOOOohhhhhh!"
Ash and Misty spun around quickly, "Whats the matter?" They asked in unison.
"Ohhhhh" Brock answered, "Cupids DO exhist because my heart has been pierced by one of its arrows..." and he quickly rushes over to Officer Jenny who had just stopped on her motorcycle.
Ash sighed, "He's hopeless."
Misty agreed. The two stood their, embaressed for thier friend as they overheard part of Brock's love struck pitch. They overheard something about "Angel Eyes, and he's got the Devil's pitchfork..."
The whole embaressing situation came to a close with a loud SLAP!!! Officer Jenny sped away, leaving Brock lying on his back, his cheek bright red with the imprint of a hand on it. Ash and Misty walked over to their friend and offered him a hand up.
Ash sighed, "Geez Brock, you gotta control yourself... this is EXACTLY why we're not allowed in Disney World..."
***FLASHBACK...
"Ooooooooh!" Brock cried out, "There's just too many princesses to choose from!" And he rushed off and embraced Jasmine. "Ohhh my desert flower, you've made my love for you bloom."
*SLAP*
Brock staggers over and cries to another one, "Pocohontas, you've raised my tee pee, and i hope i can be the one to conquer your virgin fronteer!"
*PUNCH*
Brock dizzily walks over to yet another one... "Oh Sleep Beauty, your even more wonderful awake, but if you must fall asleep, might you not be more comfortable with me as your Teddy Bear? I'm very squeezable!"
*STONE COLD STUNNER*
Sleepy Beauty yells out, "OH HELL YEAH!" and stands up on a park bench, and someone tosses her a two cans of coke. She cracks them open, slams them together and downs them together and gives everyone watching the bird.
***BACK TO THE MAIN STORY...
"ASH!" Misty cried out, "If your GOING to tell the story... tell it right!"
Ash shrugs, "Sorry... sorry..."
Misty continues, "Besides, HE'S not the only reason why we're not allowed in Disney World anymore... REMEMBER???"
Ash blushes... and Misty continues the...
***FLASHBACK...
"Sir..." A park representative said to Ash, "We hate to cause a fuss, but that wasn't a pokemon you just caught, and you really must release him..."
"No way!" Ash cried out, "Your crazy, how often do you get a chance to catch a flying Phanphy?"
"Ash!" Misty said angrily, "That WANS'T a flying Phanphy, that was Dumbo!"
"HEY!" Ash said defensively, "Dont you insult my pokemon like that!"
Before Misty could say anything in response, they heard Brock shriek loudly, and he stumbles into the scene and falls down. He struggles to get up and we hear a tiny voice yell from off camera, "He's defiled Snow White, get him!!!"
And the seven dwarfs swarm Brock, who struggle to get them off him. "I'm sorry!" Brock wails, throwing Dopey off him, "Leave me alone!"
Grumpy growls, "Because of you, she's OFF White now!"
Doc: "The eyeless one must die!!!"
***Scene change back to the present...
"Those little bastards were evil." Brock said, "I still have a scar where that one bit me... 'Bashful'... yeah right!"
"I should have tried to catch one when i had the chance..." Ash lamented.
Misty sighed, "Yeah, which one would you have caught? The narcaleptic? Or allergenic one? Or the... "special" one?"
"Actually, i was going to go after the enraged one..." Ash explained.
"They were ALL pretty enraged at the time!" Brock exclaimed.
"Well thats YOUR fault..." Misty repremanded, "If only you could control yourself a little better we'd..."
Brock interupted, yelling, "WOOHOO!" and took off after a Nurse Joy who was bending over petting her Chansey.
Misty just made a hmmph'ing noise. "Hey Mist..." Ash whispered, "I'll bet that Nurse Joy maces him."
"No way," Misty said, "She's definately going to kick him in the balls."
"Nah, Office Jenny maybe," Ash disagreed, "But not Nurse Joy, Brock's going to get a face full of mace!"
"Nope." Misty disagreed back, "He'll get it the nuts."
"I'll bet you a dinner tonight that I'm right!" Ash offered, "If im right, you have to take me to dinner!"
"Alright! And if I'm right, YOU have to take ME to dinner!" Misty countered.
The two teens blushed. (Author's note: Yes, i know its a comedy, but what's a valentine's day episode without at least a tiny little bit of romance?)
And while blushing they were muttering...
Ash: "Come onnn Nurse Joy... take out that mace..."
Misty: "Go for the groin... come on... you know you want to!"
Suddenly, after hearing Brock's comment on, "I'm a pokemon breeder... would you like me to show you some tips on human breeding?"Nurse Joy reached into her purse, and pulled out a stun gun and zapped Brock right in the chest. The Rock trainer screamed and fell over onto a nearby couch.
"Augh damnit!" Misty said.
Ash groaned too, "A stun gun? Damn... never saw that coming!"
They walked over to Brock laying there on the couch, half dazed and twitching. "He's going no where soon..." Ash said.
"Nope..." Misty replies.
"Well..." Ash says blushing, "Since neither of us won... How about I just treat to dinner?"
"Ooooo." Misty said blushing, "Asking me out for Valentines day?"
"Ummmm..." Ash said nervously.
Misty let him off the hook, "Come on then, let's go!" And took Ash by the hand and led him out of the Pokemon Center. While walking Misty blushed and though, "How sweet, he really does care! This is so romantic!"
Ash thought, "It's Valentines Day???"
Iris out in the shape of a heart on Pikachu, holding a bottle of ketchup. "Pika!"
THE END
Brock sits up on the couch, and Misty and Ash walk back into the scene. "Hey, that was a pretty good one." Ash said.
"Yeah," Misty agrees, "No complaints here!"
"Oh yeah, no complaints," Brock said bitterly, "You two get each other, and poor old Brock gets a stun gun!"
"In fairness..." Ash says, "That really was a Tazer, not a Stun gun."
"Oh, well that makes it MUCH better." Brock replies saracastically, but then he gets up and says, "Well, time to get going, you two got any plans for Valentines day?"
Ash and Misty blush, and Misty says, "Well, Ash is going to try and make dinner for me tonight."
Brock laughs and says, "Oh, how sweet Ash..." Then leans in and whispers to Misty, "Make sure you have a fire extinguisher near... if he dies, the show ends!"
"Oh, ha... ha... ha..." Ash says blandly, "You're histerical."
Misty nudges Ash and says, "Cheer up... anyway, you got any plans Brock?"
Brock smiles and says, "Yeah, i have to get going, I got a date with Sailor Moon."
"Isnt she drawn too detailed for you?" Misty asked.
"Misty..." Brock said grinning, "its the little details that really perk my interest!".
THE REAL END
Happy Valentines Day everyone. I hope everyone enjoyed my valentine's day gift to you all. I hope it brought a smile and a laugh to your day. Well this is the fifth quickie... I hope everyone is still enjoying these stories. One way to let me know if your enjoying this series is to place a review... nudge nudge, hint hint, a nod's the same as a wink to a blind bat, you know what i mean, you know what i mean, say no more, say no more!
(I love you if you got THAT joke too!)
Seriously, I hope everyone is enjoying these so far, because im having a ball writing them. So until next time... like one cow said to the other as they headed off to the slaughter house... til next we meat! (Hopefully in about a week)
(I absolutely LOVE you if you get this follow joke!)
*SOUTH JERSEY SHORE... ASYLUM (???)
"GENTLEMEN... BEHOLD!" The professor said forcefully, then more calmly, "I caught an electrode."
The assistant looks at the giant orb pokemon and says, "Hey, congratulations sir..."
"Now, stick this pole up its ass, just like how it happened to me!!! Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!" The professor ordered.
"Sir, i dont think you should say such things, electrodes explod...."
*KA-BOOOM!!!* (we hear the professor and assistant scream *aughhh*)
And now we are treated to the pokemon theme song, and the title appearing...
(Again, if you got this previous joke... i salute you, and if you didnt... sighs... your missing out!.)
Quickie #5: Valentines Day Episode
Announcer: Its Febuary 14, and our favorite trio is heading into a brand new town. What adventures will be in store for them? Just wait and see!"
The trio are walking into the town having an interesting conversation. "Ash.." Brock says, "Give it up..., your crazy!"
"I'm not crazy!" Ash protested, "I'm just saying it'd be cool to catch one!"
Misty shook her head, "You ARE crazy, you know that?"
"Just because i have big dreams," Ash replies, "Doesnt mean I'm crazy."
"Its not that..." Misty argues, "Its because your talking about catching something that doesnt exhist!"
"Its not PROVEN that they dont exhist." Ash says, "I mean, take a look around, they're images of them EVERYWHERE!"
Brock shook his head, "Ash, i dont care how many pictures you see of them, they're just a mythology."
Ash: "You know... everyone thought that Lugia was just a myth until we saw it."
"Thats not what i meant" Brock says, "I mean they really ARE mythology, Greek, i believe... the point is, Cupids DON'T exhist."
Ash sighed, "I STILL say it'd be cool to catch one. Imagine how powerful it's charm attack must be!"
Misty grinned and asked Ash, "Oh yeah? And just who would you try and charm?"
Ash blushed, and stammered, but tried to think of a good response. But he was saved by having to say anything by Brock yelling "OOOOohhhhhh!"
Ash and Misty spun around quickly, "Whats the matter?" They asked in unison.
"Ohhhhh" Brock answered, "Cupids DO exhist because my heart has been pierced by one of its arrows..." and he quickly rushes over to Officer Jenny who had just stopped on her motorcycle.
Ash sighed, "He's hopeless."
Misty agreed. The two stood their, embaressed for thier friend as they overheard part of Brock's love struck pitch. They overheard something about "Angel Eyes, and he's got the Devil's pitchfork..."
The whole embaressing situation came to a close with a loud SLAP!!! Officer Jenny sped away, leaving Brock lying on his back, his cheek bright red with the imprint of a hand on it. Ash and Misty walked over to their friend and offered him a hand up.
Ash sighed, "Geez Brock, you gotta control yourself... this is EXACTLY why we're not allowed in Disney World..."
***FLASHBACK...
"Ooooooooh!" Brock cried out, "There's just too many princesses to choose from!" And he rushed off and embraced Jasmine. "Ohhh my desert flower, you've made my love for you bloom."
*SLAP*
Brock staggers over and cries to another one, "Pocohontas, you've raised my tee pee, and i hope i can be the one to conquer your virgin fronteer!"
*PUNCH*
Brock dizzily walks over to yet another one... "Oh Sleep Beauty, your even more wonderful awake, but if you must fall asleep, might you not be more comfortable with me as your Teddy Bear? I'm very squeezable!"
*STONE COLD STUNNER*
Sleepy Beauty yells out, "OH HELL YEAH!" and stands up on a park bench, and someone tosses her a two cans of coke. She cracks them open, slams them together and downs them together and gives everyone watching the bird.
***BACK TO THE MAIN STORY...
"ASH!" Misty cried out, "If your GOING to tell the story... tell it right!"
Ash shrugs, "Sorry... sorry..."
Misty continues, "Besides, HE'S not the only reason why we're not allowed in Disney World anymore... REMEMBER???"
Ash blushes... and Misty continues the...
***FLASHBACK...
"Sir..." A park representative said to Ash, "We hate to cause a fuss, but that wasn't a pokemon you just caught, and you really must release him..."
"No way!" Ash cried out, "Your crazy, how often do you get a chance to catch a flying Phanphy?"
"Ash!" Misty said angrily, "That WANS'T a flying Phanphy, that was Dumbo!"
"HEY!" Ash said defensively, "Dont you insult my pokemon like that!"
Before Misty could say anything in response, they heard Brock shriek loudly, and he stumbles into the scene and falls down. He struggles to get up and we hear a tiny voice yell from off camera, "He's defiled Snow White, get him!!!"
And the seven dwarfs swarm Brock, who struggle to get them off him. "I'm sorry!" Brock wails, throwing Dopey off him, "Leave me alone!"
Grumpy growls, "Because of you, she's OFF White now!"
Doc: "The eyeless one must die!!!"
***Scene change back to the present...
"Those little bastards were evil." Brock said, "I still have a scar where that one bit me... 'Bashful'... yeah right!"
"I should have tried to catch one when i had the chance..." Ash lamented.
Misty sighed, "Yeah, which one would you have caught? The narcaleptic? Or allergenic one? Or the... "special" one?"
"Actually, i was going to go after the enraged one..." Ash explained.
"They were ALL pretty enraged at the time!" Brock exclaimed.
"Well thats YOUR fault..." Misty repremanded, "If only you could control yourself a little better we'd..."
Brock interupted, yelling, "WOOHOO!" and took off after a Nurse Joy who was bending over petting her Chansey.
Misty just made a hmmph'ing noise. "Hey Mist..." Ash whispered, "I'll bet that Nurse Joy maces him."
"No way," Misty said, "She's definately going to kick him in the balls."
"Nah, Office Jenny maybe," Ash disagreed, "But not Nurse Joy, Brock's going to get a face full of mace!"
"Nope." Misty disagreed back, "He'll get it the nuts."
"I'll bet you a dinner tonight that I'm right!" Ash offered, "If im right, you have to take me to dinner!"
"Alright! And if I'm right, YOU have to take ME to dinner!" Misty countered.
The two teens blushed. (Author's note: Yes, i know its a comedy, but what's a valentine's day episode without at least a tiny little bit of romance?)
And while blushing they were muttering...
Ash: "Come onnn Nurse Joy... take out that mace..."
Misty: "Go for the groin... come on... you know you want to!"
Suddenly, after hearing Brock's comment on, "I'm a pokemon breeder... would you like me to show you some tips on human breeding?"Nurse Joy reached into her purse, and pulled out a stun gun and zapped Brock right in the chest. The Rock trainer screamed and fell over onto a nearby couch.
"Augh damnit!" Misty said.
Ash groaned too, "A stun gun? Damn... never saw that coming!"
They walked over to Brock laying there on the couch, half dazed and twitching. "He's going no where soon..." Ash said.
"Nope..." Misty replies.
"Well..." Ash says blushing, "Since neither of us won... How about I just treat to dinner?"
"Ooooo." Misty said blushing, "Asking me out for Valentines day?"
"Ummmm..." Ash said nervously.
Misty let him off the hook, "Come on then, let's go!" And took Ash by the hand and led him out of the Pokemon Center. While walking Misty blushed and though, "How sweet, he really does care! This is so romantic!"
Ash thought, "It's Valentines Day???"
Iris out in the shape of a heart on Pikachu, holding a bottle of ketchup. "Pika!"
THE END
Brock sits up on the couch, and Misty and Ash walk back into the scene. "Hey, that was a pretty good one." Ash said.
"Yeah," Misty agrees, "No complaints here!"
"Oh yeah, no complaints," Brock said bitterly, "You two get each other, and poor old Brock gets a stun gun!"
"In fairness..." Ash says, "That really was a Tazer, not a Stun gun."
"Oh, well that makes it MUCH better." Brock replies saracastically, but then he gets up and says, "Well, time to get going, you two got any plans for Valentines day?"
Ash and Misty blush, and Misty says, "Well, Ash is going to try and make dinner for me tonight."
Brock laughs and says, "Oh, how sweet Ash..." Then leans in and whispers to Misty, "Make sure you have a fire extinguisher near... if he dies, the show ends!"
"Oh, ha... ha... ha..." Ash says blandly, "You're histerical."
Misty nudges Ash and says, "Cheer up... anyway, you got any plans Brock?"
Brock smiles and says, "Yeah, i have to get going, I got a date with Sailor Moon."
"Isnt she drawn too detailed for you?" Misty asked.
"Misty..." Brock said grinning, "its the little details that really perk my interest!".
THE REAL END
Happy Valentines Day everyone. I hope everyone enjoyed my valentine's day gift to you all. I hope it brought a smile and a laugh to your day. Well this is the fifth quickie... I hope everyone is still enjoying these stories. One way to let me know if your enjoying this series is to place a review... nudge nudge, hint hint, a nod's the same as a wink to a blind bat, you know what i mean, you know what i mean, say no more, say no more!
(I love you if you got THAT joke too!)
Seriously, I hope everyone is enjoying these so far, because im having a ball writing them. So until next time... like one cow said to the other as they headed off to the slaughter house... til next we meat! (Hopefully in about a week)