Explanation/Disclaimer: I know I've not done one for a while, just be
glad these stories aren't exactly cliffhangers! Truth is, I've been busy
with work. You would think that since I haven't done one of these for a
while, this story would be pure gold... bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... *evil
grin*
* Quickie #7: More PUNishment *
It was a beautiful sunny day in Port St. Claire. The sun was shining, the sky was clear, the smell of the ocean was delicious, and a new pokemon center was opening up today. And as any trainer knows, to be the first trainer to challenge a new gym is incredibly good luck.
Unfortunately, Ash and company weren't anywhere near Port St. Claire, they were in a small town called Englewood, and it was being pelted by rain and hail. The gang managed to find shelter in a pokemon center where they stayed dry, but after 2 days of non-stop rain...
"I'm bored!!!" Ash complained.
Misty made a 'tsk' noise and asked, "Well why don't you read something?"
"Because...." Ash said, "There hasn't been a new pokemon quickie put up for over 2 weeks."
"Yeah, tell me about it," Misty scoffed, "That lazy bastard, I just bet you his next one will have some excuse like he was busy with work or something."
Brock took out some cards, "Come on Ash... wanna play?"
Ash grinned and said, "Sure... i can deal with that!"
Misty winced, because she knew what was going to happen. Some how she had this odd feeling that this was punishment for her earlier comment about the author of the quickies.
Brock smiled and said, "Alright, don't shuffle your feet, get over here so i can beat you."
Ash quickly countered, "Please, I'm ace at cards."
"Yeah right, you don't know Jack about cards!" Brock quickly shot back.
Misty made a coughing noise and said, "Alright, that's enough."
Ash feigned surprise, "You mustn't have a heart to say something like that!"
Brock didn't bat an eye and replied, "Just calling a spade a spade!"
Ash: "I should club you!"
Brock: "Well, its like they say in Jamaica. do it and you'll diamond!"
Misty nearly shrieked at that one, and Ash clearly was shaken, Pikachu took Togepi by the hand walked away, "Pikachu pi pika pipichu pika." (You're too young to hear this... it'll scar you for life)
Ash was shaken but tried not to show it and said, "Please, I'd fold you like a towel if you tried!"
"Ah, not even if you were twenty-one." Brock laughed.
"I'd whip you so badly that your ante and uncle would feel it!" Ash countered.
"Please stop." Misty begged.
"I'd cut you."
"I'd deck you!"
"Please stop." Misty begged a little more severely.
"I'm the king of fighting, you'd go down!" Brock declared.
"More like the queen of fighting" Ash countered.
"GRRRRRR..." Misty started growling in annoyance.
"Sounds like Misty is going to put up her deuce and fight ya." Brock said really straining for that pun.
"Nah, I'd poker!" Ash said with a grin.
Misty was just about to explode in anger when...
"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE" Declared an outside voice
"Yes! And make it double!" The other male voice replied.
Misty sighed in relief, "Oh thank you lord!"
Ash looked at the new guests and said to Brock, "I think this room has just become a full house."
Misty groaned, realizing she spoke too soon.
In a puff of smoke Jessie, James, and Meowth of Team Rocket appear, and finish there motto. Let's skip ahead, shall we?
"Toprotecttheworldfromdevestationtounitallpeoplewithinournationtodenouncethe evilsoftruthandlovetoextendourreachtothestarsabovejessiejamesteamrocketblast soffatthespeedoflightsurrendernoworpreparetofightdonttellmeyouactuallyreadth isjibberish?"
"TEAM ROCKET!" Ash, Misty and Brock yelled at once.
James grinned, "I love how they yell that every time."
Jessie made an ill face, "I don't feel so good... i hate being fast forwarded..."
Meowth pushed on Jessie's legs, "Well if your going to get ill, don't stand right rewind me!"
James made a 'tut' noise, and said, "Meowth, get your pause off her!"
Misty growled and picked up Pikachu, and said, "Look, I'll GIVE you Pikachu if you'll just stop punning!"
Ash grabbed Pikachu back, and snapped, "Misty!"
Misty blushed, "Sorry." she said sheepishly.
"You three can just get out of here, because there's no way I'm going to give you Pikachu." Ash yelled.
"Then we'll just have to take it," Jesse said, "Go ARBOK!"
Ash gritted his teeth, "Alright Pikachu, its time to play fifty two pickup! THUNDERBOLT!!!"
Pikachu released a powerful blast of electricity, driving back the snake pokemon into its trainer, then for some unknown reason, they all blew up, and flew up into the horizon.
***Meanwhile, in mid-flight
Jessie: "Looks like we got a raw deal!"
James: "I see what you mean, cause we're getting raised!"
All: "Looks like team rocket is blasting off againnnnnnnnnnn!!!"
***Meanwhile, back at the center...
"Alright, alright," Brock says, "You win."
"Of course!" Ash says doing the V for victory thing.
"If you ask me, you're BOTH losers!" Misty moaned.
***Meanwhile, Team Rocket having just crash landed...
James moans, "I think I landed on my keys..."
***Meanwhile, at the center...
"Hey look" Ash says, "I think..."
***Meanwhile, Team Rocket...
"...so that's why Chinese people have so many children." Jessie explained
Meowth nodded and said, "Ohh... I thought it was cause..."
*Meanwhile, the center...
"...pickles..."
***Meanwhile, Team Rocket...
"...holes..."
***Meanwhile, The Center...
"...I think..."
***Meanwhile, Team Rocket...
"...there's something..."
***Meanwhile, The Center...
"...wrong with..."
***Meanwhile, Team Rocket...
"...the cameras!"
)))))))"THE END"(((((((
"CUT!!!" A voice yells.
"What the hell happened there?" Ash yelled out.
A voice from off screen yelled, "Sorry Ash, the circuit board malfunctioned and things went haywire."
"Oh come on!" Brock complained, "We had the funniest joke ever lined up!"
"Yeah!" Misty said, "The priest was about to walk in, and I had the rubber chicken ready!"
"I'm sorry," the off screen voice said, "Nothing we can do about it!"
"Alright fine... but YOU have to go tell the Jamaican Bobsled team why they came all the way here, and now they aren't going to be part of the greatest punchline ever shown on TV, DVD, or Fanfiction.net!" Ash said sternly.
The trio stormed off the set muttering.
"Can you believe that?" Ash said annoyed.
"That's just incredible." Misty complained, "Last week our punchline was ruined by the sprinkler system going off, and this week its camera problems... you think we'd get our act together!"
Brock agreed, "All the technical problems here, you NEVER hear about this stuff happening on the sets of "Inu-Yasha" or "Dragonball"!
***MEANWHILE... on Dragonball Z's set...
"You will be sorry the day that you crossed swords with a TRUE Sayian..." Vagita says loudly, "prepare yourself!"
Suddenly we hear a loud SNAP, a couple of "oh shits!" and a second later, a stage light falls and lands on top of the Dragonball Z character.
"Oh my god!" Pu'arr yells, "You killed Vagita!"
"You BASTARDS!" Oolong yells next.
))))))"The REAL End"(((((((
Alright, that's it, that's the end. Hope you enjoyed. Now as a little treat, time to play a quick game. Simon says, "Touch your finger to your nose." Good. Now, Simon Says, "Stick your tongue out at the monitor." great! Now... Simon says, "Go give this chapter a review!". Go on... you know the rules of the game. Alright alright, a cheap trick, admittedly. All kidding aside, thanks for reading my story, and i do hope you enjoyed it, there will be another one out, sooner then later, i hope. Have a good day, see ya.
Now, get out of here, show's over...
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...Still here? Very good!!!! *ahem* Simon SAYSSS, "Go on, get out of here, show's over."
* Quickie #7: More PUNishment *
It was a beautiful sunny day in Port St. Claire. The sun was shining, the sky was clear, the smell of the ocean was delicious, and a new pokemon center was opening up today. And as any trainer knows, to be the first trainer to challenge a new gym is incredibly good luck.
Unfortunately, Ash and company weren't anywhere near Port St. Claire, they were in a small town called Englewood, and it was being pelted by rain and hail. The gang managed to find shelter in a pokemon center where they stayed dry, but after 2 days of non-stop rain...
"I'm bored!!!" Ash complained.
Misty made a 'tsk' noise and asked, "Well why don't you read something?"
"Because...." Ash said, "There hasn't been a new pokemon quickie put up for over 2 weeks."
"Yeah, tell me about it," Misty scoffed, "That lazy bastard, I just bet you his next one will have some excuse like he was busy with work or something."
Brock took out some cards, "Come on Ash... wanna play?"
Ash grinned and said, "Sure... i can deal with that!"
Misty winced, because she knew what was going to happen. Some how she had this odd feeling that this was punishment for her earlier comment about the author of the quickies.
Brock smiled and said, "Alright, don't shuffle your feet, get over here so i can beat you."
Ash quickly countered, "Please, I'm ace at cards."
"Yeah right, you don't know Jack about cards!" Brock quickly shot back.
Misty made a coughing noise and said, "Alright, that's enough."
Ash feigned surprise, "You mustn't have a heart to say something like that!"
Brock didn't bat an eye and replied, "Just calling a spade a spade!"
Ash: "I should club you!"
Brock: "Well, its like they say in Jamaica. do it and you'll diamond!"
Misty nearly shrieked at that one, and Ash clearly was shaken, Pikachu took Togepi by the hand walked away, "Pikachu pi pika pipichu pika." (You're too young to hear this... it'll scar you for life)
Ash was shaken but tried not to show it and said, "Please, I'd fold you like a towel if you tried!"
"Ah, not even if you were twenty-one." Brock laughed.
"I'd whip you so badly that your ante and uncle would feel it!" Ash countered.
"Please stop." Misty begged.
"I'd cut you."
"I'd deck you!"
"Please stop." Misty begged a little more severely.
"I'm the king of fighting, you'd go down!" Brock declared.
"More like the queen of fighting" Ash countered.
"GRRRRRR..." Misty started growling in annoyance.
"Sounds like Misty is going to put up her deuce and fight ya." Brock said really straining for that pun.
"Nah, I'd poker!" Ash said with a grin.
Misty was just about to explode in anger when...
"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE" Declared an outside voice
"Yes! And make it double!" The other male voice replied.
Misty sighed in relief, "Oh thank you lord!"
Ash looked at the new guests and said to Brock, "I think this room has just become a full house."
Misty groaned, realizing she spoke too soon.
In a puff of smoke Jessie, James, and Meowth of Team Rocket appear, and finish there motto. Let's skip ahead, shall we?
"Toprotecttheworldfromdevestationtounitallpeoplewithinournationtodenouncethe evilsoftruthandlovetoextendourreachtothestarsabovejessiejamesteamrocketblast soffatthespeedoflightsurrendernoworpreparetofightdonttellmeyouactuallyreadth isjibberish?"
"TEAM ROCKET!" Ash, Misty and Brock yelled at once.
James grinned, "I love how they yell that every time."
Jessie made an ill face, "I don't feel so good... i hate being fast forwarded..."
Meowth pushed on Jessie's legs, "Well if your going to get ill, don't stand right rewind me!"
James made a 'tut' noise, and said, "Meowth, get your pause off her!"
Misty growled and picked up Pikachu, and said, "Look, I'll GIVE you Pikachu if you'll just stop punning!"
Ash grabbed Pikachu back, and snapped, "Misty!"
Misty blushed, "Sorry." she said sheepishly.
"You three can just get out of here, because there's no way I'm going to give you Pikachu." Ash yelled.
"Then we'll just have to take it," Jesse said, "Go ARBOK!"
Ash gritted his teeth, "Alright Pikachu, its time to play fifty two pickup! THUNDERBOLT!!!"
Pikachu released a powerful blast of electricity, driving back the snake pokemon into its trainer, then for some unknown reason, they all blew up, and flew up into the horizon.
***Meanwhile, in mid-flight
Jessie: "Looks like we got a raw deal!"
James: "I see what you mean, cause we're getting raised!"
All: "Looks like team rocket is blasting off againnnnnnnnnnn!!!"
***Meanwhile, back at the center...
"Alright, alright," Brock says, "You win."
"Of course!" Ash says doing the V for victory thing.
"If you ask me, you're BOTH losers!" Misty moaned.
***Meanwhile, Team Rocket having just crash landed...
James moans, "I think I landed on my keys..."
***Meanwhile, at the center...
"Hey look" Ash says, "I think..."
***Meanwhile, Team Rocket...
"...so that's why Chinese people have so many children." Jessie explained
Meowth nodded and said, "Ohh... I thought it was cause..."
*Meanwhile, the center...
"...pickles..."
***Meanwhile, Team Rocket...
"...holes..."
***Meanwhile, The Center...
"...I think..."
***Meanwhile, Team Rocket...
"...there's something..."
***Meanwhile, The Center...
"...wrong with..."
***Meanwhile, Team Rocket...
"...the cameras!"
)))))))"THE END"(((((((
"CUT!!!" A voice yells.
"What the hell happened there?" Ash yelled out.
A voice from off screen yelled, "Sorry Ash, the circuit board malfunctioned and things went haywire."
"Oh come on!" Brock complained, "We had the funniest joke ever lined up!"
"Yeah!" Misty said, "The priest was about to walk in, and I had the rubber chicken ready!"
"I'm sorry," the off screen voice said, "Nothing we can do about it!"
"Alright fine... but YOU have to go tell the Jamaican Bobsled team why they came all the way here, and now they aren't going to be part of the greatest punchline ever shown on TV, DVD, or Fanfiction.net!" Ash said sternly.
The trio stormed off the set muttering.
"Can you believe that?" Ash said annoyed.
"That's just incredible." Misty complained, "Last week our punchline was ruined by the sprinkler system going off, and this week its camera problems... you think we'd get our act together!"
Brock agreed, "All the technical problems here, you NEVER hear about this stuff happening on the sets of "Inu-Yasha" or "Dragonball"!
***MEANWHILE... on Dragonball Z's set...
"You will be sorry the day that you crossed swords with a TRUE Sayian..." Vagita says loudly, "prepare yourself!"
Suddenly we hear a loud SNAP, a couple of "oh shits!" and a second later, a stage light falls and lands on top of the Dragonball Z character.
"Oh my god!" Pu'arr yells, "You killed Vagita!"
"You BASTARDS!" Oolong yells next.
))))))"The REAL End"(((((((
Alright, that's it, that's the end. Hope you enjoyed. Now as a little treat, time to play a quick game. Simon says, "Touch your finger to your nose." Good. Now, Simon Says, "Stick your tongue out at the monitor." great! Now... Simon says, "Go give this chapter a review!". Go on... you know the rules of the game. Alright alright, a cheap trick, admittedly. All kidding aside, thanks for reading my story, and i do hope you enjoyed it, there will be another one out, sooner then later, i hope. Have a good day, see ya.
Now, get out of here, show's over...
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...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...Still here? Very good!!!! *ahem* Simon SAYSSS, "Go on, get out of here, show's over."