Alright, before we get started... the last quickie was filled with card
puns. I really thought I did a pretty good job doing it, but I will admit
when I am outclassed.
Dragoness posted this review: "*^.^*; That was a quite a lot of PUNishment...Heheh poor Misty...Poor us...Poor you for writing it...Lol *^.^*; Weels... I'll be looking for the next hand whenever that may be...and whatever little insanities you deal out next time.. *^.^*;; Heheh, now I think I'll go fish around for something else to do instead of sitting here like an old maid waiting for your crazy 8th chapter...*u Alright I'm stopping already. Tat's all! *^_^*;"
*Applaudes Dragoness.* Like I said, I admit when I'm bested, and Dragoness definately had the pun of the day with her old maid and crazy 8th chapter pun. *Tips my hat*
Thanks for the review Dragoness, and thank you to EVERYONE who reviewed my stories, its people like you that definately make writing these quickies even more fun to do!
Alright with out further adu... (Adu is a anicent greek word for sucking up) I present the 8th chapter/quickie
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Explaination/Disclaimer: Abadon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here...
Quickie 8 St. Patrick's Day Special
"Hey look!" Misty said her eyes twinkling, "Over there! Look at the size of that rainbow!"
"Wow! Cool!" Ash said
"You know," Brock said staring at it, "There's an old legend that says that at the end of a rainbow, you find a huge pot of gold guarded by Leprecauhns."
"That'd be cool to find!" Ash says.
"Yeah, imagine what you could do with all that gold!" Misty said dreaming.
"Gold?" Ash asked, "I meant the Leprechauns, I'd catch one of them!"
"They're NOT pokemon Ash!" Brock replied.
"I know that... but imagine if they were!" Ash grinned, "They'd be so powerful!"
"I guess..." Brock said.
"But what type would they be?" Misty wondered
Ash shrugged and said, "Oh that's easy, they'd probably be a fighting type."
"What makes you say that...?" Misty asked.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN PUNCHLINE...
a) Ash smiled and replied, "They'd probably be masters of drunken boxing."
or...
b) Ash then said"Havent you ever been near a bar near St. Patty's day... enough said!!!"
or...
c) Ash made a rye face and replied, "Just take a look at Notre Dame's mascot."
THIS ENDS YOUR CHANCE TO CHOOSE YOUR OWN PUNCHLINE...
Misty just rolled her eyes and said, "You'll next tell me they're water types."
Ash looked confused, "Huh?"
"Well, instead of water gun attack, it would have the green beer attack!" Misty joked.
"Yeah..." Brock laughed and asked, "What end does that attack come from? Top or bottom?"
"Eww!" Ash and Misty replied.
"You know..." Misty said thoughtfully, "These jokes would have been funnier if this was done closer to St. Patty's Day."
Ash and Brock nodded.
Brock checked his watch for the calender, "Yeah, this story's just a bit out of date, seeing that its Easter!"
"Hmmm..." Ash said, "We should do an Easter episode then..."
"That's Egg-xactly my thoughts!" Brock said.
"No Yoke!"Ash agreed.
"STOP!!!" Misty yelled, "Your going to turn me into a basket-case!"
Ash and Brock stared at her. "Ohmygod!" Misty gasped turning bright red, "It's catching!!!"
After a moment Misty composed herself and said, "We did a puns episode last week, so we dont have to do another one this year... jeez, im walking on egg-shells here... GASP!!!"
Ash grinned.
"I didnt mean that!" Misty covered her ears with her hands, "La la la la la la la la... its not catching, no no no!"
After Misty stopped, there was a long pause of silence.
Finally Brock broke the silence, "Well... since we're now doing an Easter Episode, it kinda makes you wonder what kind of attacks the Easter Bunny would have..."
"Thats just silly, the Easter Bunny doesnt exist." Ash replied
Togepi started to cry.
"ASH!!!" Misty scolded, then whispered.
"OOPS!" Ash said flushing, then trying to retract his statement, "Ummm... I mean, it USED to exist!"
"ASH!!!!!" Misty yelled louder.
"It still exists today... even if you never see what it looks like..." Ash said stammering trying to fix what he said.
"ASH!!!!!!" Misty screamed as Togepi cried harder.
"Umm... you cant see it... cause its a ghost! Yeah!" Ash finished, thinking he came up with a good explanation.
Togepi cried even harder at that thought.
"Ash!!! SIT!!!" Misty yelled loudly, and Ash crashed hard to the ground. Although that wasnt due to any magic... it was due to a mallet to his head. "God Damnit" Misty yelled furiously, "You dont know when to shut your F- (BLEEP!) -ing mouth!"
Misty comforted Togepi until it stopped crying and went to sleep.
"So... anyway..." Brock continued, "Without causing massive trauma or concussions, what attacks would the Easter Bunny have?"
"Well," Ash said, "It would have to have high jump kick..."
"Yeah... and Present!" Misty agreed and added.
"Egg Bomb would be a good one too!" Ash continued.
Brock meanwhile was laughing his ass off. "Whats so funny?" Ash and Misty asked.
"I wasnt serious! I just wanted to see if I could get you two to talk about pokemon attacks and the Easter Bunny" Brock doubled over laughing, "Damn you two are retards!"
Ash glared at him and said to Misty, "Do your magic."
"Brock..." Misty said sternly, "SIT!!!"
And again, the power of 'Sit' plus the use of a heavy mallet caused it's victim to crash painfully to the ground. "I wonder if anyone is going to get this reference." Misty wondered.
"Somewhere... someone will." Ash said gazing off into the horizon, in a serious kind of way, "And for that lone fan... we do it for them."
"Touching." Misty replied deadpan.
"We should have an easter egg hunt" Ash says changing the subject.
"That would be fun, but where are we going to find one of those?" Misty asked.
Ash points to his left, "Over there."
And sure enough there was a big park where Ash was pointing holding an apparently large easter egg hunting event. Misty looked confused, "That wasnt there before... where did it come from."
Ash shrugged as he started heading towards it, "Jeez Mist... we're in a freaking cartoon, anything can happen in a cartoon!"
***SCENE CHANGE TO THE JUSTICE LEAGUE'S OUTER SPACE FACILITY
Superman addressed the Justice Leauge, "Alright people," he said, "We have a major crisis on our hands. The giant metal monsters of Ramalus IV are attacking France. We have to get down there and save them."
Suddenly, Hawkgirl called over from a TV console, "Wait Superman! We dont have to hurry. The French are fighting back... and winning!"
***SCENE CHANGE BACK TO MAIN STORY
Brock laughed and made a mock coughing noise, "Oooo... ouch Ash, you dont have sugar coat your opinions you know..."
Misty rolls her eyes, "Well, how about we end this before we piss anyone else off?"
Brock nodded, "But, we didnt do any easter egg hunting..."
"I think we're a bit too old to do that anyway," Misty replied.
"Oh well," Brock said, "I guess we can end it, we did have a good holiday episode after all."
"I dunno," Misty replied, "We did alot for Easter, but what about all our Jewish viewers?"
"Hey yeah." Ash said, "We did kinda pass-over them..."
Brock and Misty glared at him silently. Ash sweatdropped. "What?"
Without saying a word Misty and Brock just walked away.
Ash yelled after them, "Hey, guys? What did I say???"
Ash ran off screen after them still asking, "What?"
The screen just stays showing us nothing in particular...
...until, a giant easter egg rolls onto screen.
????: "Prepare for trouble; We're about to crack!"
????: "Make it double, cause damn we're wack!"
The egg cracks open revieling Jessie, James and Meowth wearing chicken costumes. Jessie continued, "To protect the world from devestation."
James: "To unite all people within our nation."
Jessie: "To renounce the evils of truth and..."
***FADE TO BLACK
***THE END
"HEY!" Jessie yelled, "What the hell is the big idea?"
Meowth looked around, "I tink we ran out of time!"
"THIS is all your fault James!" Jessie cried out, "I wanted to just buy our chicken suits, but nooooooo, mr. all natural here wanted to pluck chickens and make them from scratch!"
James sweatdropped, "Hey... I just wanted high quality costumes for a change! Just cause you dont mind looking like crap..."
Jessie slugs James in the face and storms off angrily.
James touches his broken costume beak and says, "I think she broke my pecker!"
"Yeah," Meowth said, "That Jessie is a real 'cock'-tease!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY???" Jessie yelled from off in the distance.
"Oh shit!" James yelled, "She heard you! She's running this way!"
James picks up Meowth and starts running away, "Jimmy!" Meowth yelled, "Hurry up, Jimmy-Cotten Tail, haul ass down the bunny trail, cause she's gonna kill us!"
THE REAL END
Alright, thats all he wrote. Happy Easter or Passover or whatever you, the reader celebrate. Just make sure you have/had a good one, happy and healthy! I happen to celebrate Easter... so... if any of you readers are wondering what you can give me for Easter... I like Cadbury Cream Eggs... or you can just give me a review. You know... I'm not sure which one i'd prefer. Well, thank you for taking the time out of your day to read my little story, I hope you enjoyed it, because another one will be coming soon enough. You have been warned!
Dragoness posted this review: "*^.^*; That was a quite a lot of PUNishment...Heheh poor Misty...Poor us...Poor you for writing it...Lol *^.^*; Weels... I'll be looking for the next hand whenever that may be...and whatever little insanities you deal out next time.. *^.^*;; Heheh, now I think I'll go fish around for something else to do instead of sitting here like an old maid waiting for your crazy 8th chapter...*u Alright I'm stopping already. Tat's all! *^_^*;"
*Applaudes Dragoness.* Like I said, I admit when I'm bested, and Dragoness definately had the pun of the day with her old maid and crazy 8th chapter pun. *Tips my hat*
Thanks for the review Dragoness, and thank you to EVERYONE who reviewed my stories, its people like you that definately make writing these quickies even more fun to do!
Alright with out further adu... (Adu is a anicent greek word for sucking up) I present the 8th chapter/quickie
**************************************************************************** ******
Explaination/Disclaimer: Abadon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here...
Quickie 8 St. Patrick's Day Special
"Hey look!" Misty said her eyes twinkling, "Over there! Look at the size of that rainbow!"
"Wow! Cool!" Ash said
"You know," Brock said staring at it, "There's an old legend that says that at the end of a rainbow, you find a huge pot of gold guarded by Leprecauhns."
"That'd be cool to find!" Ash says.
"Yeah, imagine what you could do with all that gold!" Misty said dreaming.
"Gold?" Ash asked, "I meant the Leprechauns, I'd catch one of them!"
"They're NOT pokemon Ash!" Brock replied.
"I know that... but imagine if they were!" Ash grinned, "They'd be so powerful!"
"I guess..." Brock said.
"But what type would they be?" Misty wondered
Ash shrugged and said, "Oh that's easy, they'd probably be a fighting type."
"What makes you say that...?" Misty asked.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN PUNCHLINE...
a) Ash smiled and replied, "They'd probably be masters of drunken boxing."
or...
b) Ash then said"Havent you ever been near a bar near St. Patty's day... enough said!!!"
or...
c) Ash made a rye face and replied, "Just take a look at Notre Dame's mascot."
THIS ENDS YOUR CHANCE TO CHOOSE YOUR OWN PUNCHLINE...
Misty just rolled her eyes and said, "You'll next tell me they're water types."
Ash looked confused, "Huh?"
"Well, instead of water gun attack, it would have the green beer attack!" Misty joked.
"Yeah..." Brock laughed and asked, "What end does that attack come from? Top or bottom?"
"Eww!" Ash and Misty replied.
"You know..." Misty said thoughtfully, "These jokes would have been funnier if this was done closer to St. Patty's Day."
Ash and Brock nodded.
Brock checked his watch for the calender, "Yeah, this story's just a bit out of date, seeing that its Easter!"
"Hmmm..." Ash said, "We should do an Easter episode then..."
"That's Egg-xactly my thoughts!" Brock said.
"No Yoke!"Ash agreed.
"STOP!!!" Misty yelled, "Your going to turn me into a basket-case!"
Ash and Brock stared at her. "Ohmygod!" Misty gasped turning bright red, "It's catching!!!"
After a moment Misty composed herself and said, "We did a puns episode last week, so we dont have to do another one this year... jeez, im walking on egg-shells here... GASP!!!"
Ash grinned.
"I didnt mean that!" Misty covered her ears with her hands, "La la la la la la la la... its not catching, no no no!"
After Misty stopped, there was a long pause of silence.
Finally Brock broke the silence, "Well... since we're now doing an Easter Episode, it kinda makes you wonder what kind of attacks the Easter Bunny would have..."
"Thats just silly, the Easter Bunny doesnt exist." Ash replied
Togepi started to cry.
"ASH!!!" Misty scolded, then whispered.
"OOPS!" Ash said flushing, then trying to retract his statement, "Ummm... I mean, it USED to exist!"
"ASH!!!!!" Misty yelled louder.
"It still exists today... even if you never see what it looks like..." Ash said stammering trying to fix what he said.
"ASH!!!!!!" Misty screamed as Togepi cried harder.
"Umm... you cant see it... cause its a ghost! Yeah!" Ash finished, thinking he came up with a good explanation.
Togepi cried even harder at that thought.
"Ash!!! SIT!!!" Misty yelled loudly, and Ash crashed hard to the ground. Although that wasnt due to any magic... it was due to a mallet to his head. "God Damnit" Misty yelled furiously, "You dont know when to shut your F- (BLEEP!) -ing mouth!"
Misty comforted Togepi until it stopped crying and went to sleep.
"So... anyway..." Brock continued, "Without causing massive trauma or concussions, what attacks would the Easter Bunny have?"
"Well," Ash said, "It would have to have high jump kick..."
"Yeah... and Present!" Misty agreed and added.
"Egg Bomb would be a good one too!" Ash continued.
Brock meanwhile was laughing his ass off. "Whats so funny?" Ash and Misty asked.
"I wasnt serious! I just wanted to see if I could get you two to talk about pokemon attacks and the Easter Bunny" Brock doubled over laughing, "Damn you two are retards!"
Ash glared at him and said to Misty, "Do your magic."
"Brock..." Misty said sternly, "SIT!!!"
And again, the power of 'Sit' plus the use of a heavy mallet caused it's victim to crash painfully to the ground. "I wonder if anyone is going to get this reference." Misty wondered.
"Somewhere... someone will." Ash said gazing off into the horizon, in a serious kind of way, "And for that lone fan... we do it for them."
"Touching." Misty replied deadpan.
"We should have an easter egg hunt" Ash says changing the subject.
"That would be fun, but where are we going to find one of those?" Misty asked.
Ash points to his left, "Over there."
And sure enough there was a big park where Ash was pointing holding an apparently large easter egg hunting event. Misty looked confused, "That wasnt there before... where did it come from."
Ash shrugged as he started heading towards it, "Jeez Mist... we're in a freaking cartoon, anything can happen in a cartoon!"
***SCENE CHANGE TO THE JUSTICE LEAGUE'S OUTER SPACE FACILITY
Superman addressed the Justice Leauge, "Alright people," he said, "We have a major crisis on our hands. The giant metal monsters of Ramalus IV are attacking France. We have to get down there and save them."
Suddenly, Hawkgirl called over from a TV console, "Wait Superman! We dont have to hurry. The French are fighting back... and winning!"
***SCENE CHANGE BACK TO MAIN STORY
Brock laughed and made a mock coughing noise, "Oooo... ouch Ash, you dont have sugar coat your opinions you know..."
Misty rolls her eyes, "Well, how about we end this before we piss anyone else off?"
Brock nodded, "But, we didnt do any easter egg hunting..."
"I think we're a bit too old to do that anyway," Misty replied.
"Oh well," Brock said, "I guess we can end it, we did have a good holiday episode after all."
"I dunno," Misty replied, "We did alot for Easter, but what about all our Jewish viewers?"
"Hey yeah." Ash said, "We did kinda pass-over them..."
Brock and Misty glared at him silently. Ash sweatdropped. "What?"
Without saying a word Misty and Brock just walked away.
Ash yelled after them, "Hey, guys? What did I say???"
Ash ran off screen after them still asking, "What?"
The screen just stays showing us nothing in particular...
...until, a giant easter egg rolls onto screen.
????: "Prepare for trouble; We're about to crack!"
????: "Make it double, cause damn we're wack!"
The egg cracks open revieling Jessie, James and Meowth wearing chicken costumes. Jessie continued, "To protect the world from devestation."
James: "To unite all people within our nation."
Jessie: "To renounce the evils of truth and..."
***FADE TO BLACK
***THE END
"HEY!" Jessie yelled, "What the hell is the big idea?"
Meowth looked around, "I tink we ran out of time!"
"THIS is all your fault James!" Jessie cried out, "I wanted to just buy our chicken suits, but nooooooo, mr. all natural here wanted to pluck chickens and make them from scratch!"
James sweatdropped, "Hey... I just wanted high quality costumes for a change! Just cause you dont mind looking like crap..."
Jessie slugs James in the face and storms off angrily.
James touches his broken costume beak and says, "I think she broke my pecker!"
"Yeah," Meowth said, "That Jessie is a real 'cock'-tease!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY???" Jessie yelled from off in the distance.
"Oh shit!" James yelled, "She heard you! She's running this way!"
James picks up Meowth and starts running away, "Jimmy!" Meowth yelled, "Hurry up, Jimmy-Cotten Tail, haul ass down the bunny trail, cause she's gonna kill us!"
THE REAL END
Alright, thats all he wrote. Happy Easter or Passover or whatever you, the reader celebrate. Just make sure you have/had a good one, happy and healthy! I happen to celebrate Easter... so... if any of you readers are wondering what you can give me for Easter... I like Cadbury Cream Eggs... or you can just give me a review. You know... I'm not sure which one i'd prefer. Well, thank you for taking the time out of your day to read my little story, I hope you enjoyed it, because another one will be coming soon enough. You have been warned!