"Say what?" I tilted my head at Jazz's comment. "Ain't no way!"

"You're a smart girl, I thought if I could see it, you could!" Jazz laughed.

"HEY, this ain't no laughin' matter!" I pointed a finger at him. "When and how did you find out?"

"I found out when we arrived, when Prowl was telling me about you," Jazz shrugged. "You could tell by his face."

"Dammit," I cursed under my breath. "I know, it's good that we both like each other, but how would that work? An organic dating a Cybertronian. Doesn't that sound the least bit weird to you? Then again," I tapped on my chin. "In other stories, it has worked out, so I guess it might be able to work."

"Wait, other stories?" Jazz tilted his head.

"Yeah, in my dimension, you are all in a TV show and people write stories about you guys," I explained. "I have a few saved on my iPod that were pretty good. They were mostly about Bumblebee and Sari as a couple, you and Prowl as a couple or everyone and a human as couples."

"Me and... Prowl?" Jazz widened his optics.

"People in my dimension are so very... Interesting, to put it mildly," I shook my head. "You don't even wanna KNOW what some stories are about!"

"Yah, I get it," Jazz nodded. "Bad stuff. So, whatcha goin' to do about Prowl?"

"I don't know, I'll figure it out somehow," I shrugged. "Never been in a relationship, not even with a fellow organic, let alone an alien robot that shares the same feelings. What makes it kinda weird is that I know what he will do, what he has done, his past, and understand it more than anyone here. I don't know much about you, Professor Sumdac or Sentinal Prime's past, but I kinda know everyone else's."

"So you know about my past?" Sari asked me quickly.

"Duh!" I grinned. "I am the girl who knows everything! Is it bad that I can read Cybertronian?" I asked randomly.

"I can't even read that!" Sari exclaimed.

"I studied it back at home," I nodded. "Very interesting, different from Chinese or Japanese."

"You can speak those too?"

"I can speak more than that!" I told her. "About fifteen languages total. Back at home, we have 'Rosetta Stone', and it helps people learn stuff. Chinese, Russian, Korean, Japanese, Spanish, Hindi, Arabic, Bengali, German, French, Vietnamese, Italian, Tamil, Telugu and Cybertronian."

"Wow," Sari whispered.

"It's funny, I'm not British, but sometimes I speak in a British accent because I have a lot of friends that are British and it rubs off," I chuckled. "Not very good, I'm always afraid of offending someone by speaking in a fake accent!"

"Say something!" Sari told me.

"God, you are the strangest girl I've ever met!" I smiled, speaking in my British accent.

"Wow, that was good!"

"British?" Jazz tilted his head.

"Yeah, it's a different place here on Earth," I explained. "You know how people talk differently that are from different places on Cybertron? It's the same way here."

"Ah," he nodded. "I get it."

"Okay, I'm officially tired," I pushed Sari and Jazz's foot out of my room. "Y'all need to get out! I'm gonna take a very long nap till probably eleven tonight, so only come in if my life depends on it!"

"Food," I groaned. "Must... Eat... Food..."

"So, I'm guessing you're hungry?" Sari laughed.

"No, not at all," I remarked sarcastically. "YES!"

"Good, I brought you a burger," she shoved a bag towards me, along with a large drink. "I hope you like Coke."

"Coke is, and always will be, better than Pepsi," I nodded. I was surprised that this dimension has pop like that, but it's good stuff, so I won't complain. "What is on this burger?"

"Nothing, just the burger itself and ketchup," Sari replied.

"Yesh," I stuffed the burger into my mouth. Yes, it tasted good. "I wonder what would happen if the Autobots would eat this stuff? I'm pretty sure they have teeth, or something equivalent to that, and maybe have tongues? It would kinda make sense if they could taste stuff." Yes, I've read stories before when people refer to Cybertronian teeth as 'dentals' and their tongues as 'glossa', but I feel that those words sound... Dirty, so I'll do us all a favor and call them teeth and tongues!

"I guess it would?" Sari sounded confused.

"Sorry, just thinking out loud," I took another bite of my burger, then took a large sip of my soda. "I tend to do that often."

"Dude, you've been cooped up here for a long time," Sari shook a finger at me. "We need to get out, have a girl's day!"

"I agree," I nodded. "Okay, then what should we do for a girls day?"

"I don't know," she shrugged.

"Well, we could get our nails done," I suggested," but that sounds kinda very boring."

"Yeah," she nodded.

"We could," I tapped on my chin. "We could... I got it!" I exclaimed.

"Be quiet!" Ratchet yelled from the main room.

"Fine!" I yelled back before turning back to Sari. "We could raid YouTube!"

"But what's the fun in that?" she tilted her head.

"Oh, Sari," I shook my head sadly. "You've never truly lived if you haven't raided YouTube."

So, in other words, I spent the next ten hours watching random YouTube videos with Sari. She didn't end up going to bed till three in the morning, Ratchet got mad because I kept her up late, I threatened to meld his aft to the floor and meld his lips together if he kept his temper out of control, stuff like that. I, on the other hand, didn't go to bed till about seven in the morning. Yep, more YouTube!

"Lilly, you should probably be going to recharge soon," Optimus walked into my room.

"Awwww, why?" I wined. "It's only," I looked at my clock. "Wait, never mind. I'm going to bed now."

"Good."

When I got into my room and into bed, I just couldn't fall asleep. I've been awake for over twenty hours, why can't I sleeep? Ughhhhh.

"Come on, Lilly, sleep," I muttered to myself. "Just like every night, every single night." Crap, now I'm quoting Tobuscus! It's extremely hard not to laugh right now! I burst out laughing, practically giving up on any sleep.

"Why are you not in recharge?" Optimus asked me when I walked into the main room.

"Well, I tried to sleep, but it didn't work out very well," I shrugged. "I'll bet I can last at least another day without sleep, I've done it before."

"In what situation would you not have sleep for two days?" Bumblebee asked me.

"Haha," I laughed. "The situation where I'm drag racing for three days straight, and hang out with people all through the night."

"Racing for three days?" he asked.

"Yesh, Friday, Saturday and Sunday, from eight in the morning to midnight," I shrugged. "The best kind of weekend there is. From midnight to eight I would just walk around the racetrack with my friends. Huh, I wonder what they're doing right now?"

"Probably looking for you," Bulkhead stated.

"Yeah, probably," I nodded. "But it's not like I can go back, I wasn't exactly sent here by a magic portal or something!"

"How were you sent here, exactly?" Sentinal asked. Whoaa, he has his head! I started laughing so hard, I think it worried everybody.

"What were you laughing at?" Sentinal asked.

"I'll tell you later," I wiped the tears from my eyes that got there because I was laughing so hard. "Well, the night before I got here, I was just watching the first few episodes of you guys. It was this first season marathon or something, and it was just the best thing ever. Well, aside from Transformers: Prime marathons, but let's not get into THAT series! Anywho, I was watching the first episode for the hundreth time, and the power goes out. I go to bed, and when I wake up, I'm just laying down in an alley in the middle of Detroit. Now that I think of it, this could all just be a dream, but dreams aren't usually this long. I'm thinking it has something to do with the storm. Maybe lightning hit the house? That is my guess."

"Long answer," Bumblebee mumbled.

"Hey, he asked, I answered!" I rolled my eyes. "Okay, so what are we doing today?"