Explanations/Disclaimers: The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs


Ash: "Yeah, speaking of explanations, maybe you ought to explain why you haven't written a new quickie in over a month?"

Misty: "Yeah!"


Author: "Sorry, things have come up... I was attacked by a covert ops group trying to keep my stories offline."

Ash (surprised): "Really? What happened?"

Author (me): "It was terrible, they broke into my house, threw me into a van and drove me to this secret location. They threw me into this big room, and locked me in there. There was no windows, and the whole thing was made of metal, i couldn't escape!"

Misty: "That's awful!"

Ash: "How did you get free?"

Author: "Ah, well you see, they made a mistake, they left a saw in the room with me."

Ash: "A saw?"

Misty: "But the room was made of metal, how did that help?"

Author: "Simple. I used the saw to cut this table in half. I took the two half's, and as we all know, two half's make a hole, so i just climbed through the hole to safety."

Ash/Misty: (sweatdropping) "ugh..., thank you Mr. know-it-all..."

Brock then appears on screen, wearing a blue hat and goggles and says, "And now... here's something we hope you'll really like..."

(We appreciate it if you got that joke)



QUICKIE # 14: It's time to take your punishment!


Announcer: Our favorite trio are currently heading along route 13. Look at that weather, 70 degrees and clear skies. Meanwhile, good old Mr. announcer is stuck in a sound studio. We can only wonder what adventures wait those lucky bastards today... meanwhile, I'm stuck staring at these same four walls. I'm trapped in here you know... ohhhh... but i cant complain... they don't let me... stupid sub-clause to my contract..."

We join Ash Misty and Brock in the midst of a riveting conversation. "So really guys," Ash asked, "Would you put your brain in a robot's body?"

"Why would I want to do that?" Brock asked.


"Because," Ash explained, "You'd have the strength of five gorillas... but you'd only be five feet tall."

"Cool," Brock replied, "But why only five feet tall?"

"Because that's as big as they come, duh..." Ash explained.


"Alright." Misty interrupted, "That's enough of that, no one is going to get that reference anyway..."


"Well they might, you never know..." Ash justified.


Misty sighed and rolled her eyes, "Ash... you're tripping if you think anyone will get that joke."

Ash opened his mouth to reply, but true to Misty's words, the ground gave out underneath him and he fell into a deep hole and landed with a loud crash.


"Damn..." Misty said, "I punned and didn't even know i was going to."

"Maybe you have ESP... extra sensory punning?" Brock suggested.


"Seriously Brock, this pitfall here... you know what that means, right?" Misty asked.


Brock nodded, "We'll have to keep our eyes out for white scorpions and ropes to swing over alligators on."

"What the hell are you talking about" Misty asked annoyed.


The elder boy shook his head and said, "Never mind."


"HEY GUYS!" Ash yelled up from the deep pit.


"What is it Ash?" Misty yelled down.


"WATCH OUT FOR THAT FIRST STEP... ITS A LU LU!!!" Ash cried back up.


"Thanks for the warning!" Brock yelled back down, then turned to Misty, "Alright, we've got to hurry, we've probably only got a few minutes before Team Rocket gets here."

????: "You're time is up, your out of luck!"

????: "I'd say you're all pretty f..."

Meowth interrupting, "STOP DAT!, Are ya trying to get us censored again?"

"Again?" James asked annoyed, "What do you mean again?"

"You know exactly what I mean! You and you're blow up boobies bathing suit!" Meowth yelled annoyed.


James blushed, "I was going through an awkward time..."

"Can we discuss this later?" Jessie interrupted, "We have the twerp trapped and it now it should be easy pickings to get pikachu!"

"GUESS AGAIN, Team Rocket," Ash yelled out, coming out of the hole, being carried by Noctowl. The bird pokemon put the boy on his feet, and Ash petted it, "You did great Noctowl, you probably saved my life! So i guess this is another Thanksgiving that we wont be eating you!"

Noctowl hooted appreciatively and then went back into its pokeball.


Ash turned his gaze to the villainous trio, and said darkly, "Alright... now its time for you to pay..."

"He looks more pissed then usual!" James fretted!

Ash gritted his teeth and said annoyed, "I... landed... on... my... keys..."

"Jeeze... He looks howling mad!" Meowth replied.


"Howling?" Ash asked, then grinned, "Maybe you should just you're big meowth!"

James looked shock, then said, "You're trying to match puns with us? You're barking up the wrong tree!"

"Why do you three have to act so baaaaaad? " Brock jumped in and asked.


"Because, our nature moooooooves us to do so!" Jessie quickly replied.

"Well, you better leave now or I'll bleat the living crap out of you!" Ash came back.


"Try it kid," James answered, "And you'll be left roar and bloody"

"Are you kidding," Brock said raising an eyebrow, "We'll lay the quack down on all your candy asses!"

"Big talk, but we'll make you croak!" Meowth argued.


"Neigh, you'd be the one losing laddy," Ash replied with an accent.


"Not while my peeps are backing me up," Jessie said doing the west side finger thing.


"We'll still beat you after your cheep shots!" Brock declared.


Meanwhile, Misty just stood there, opened jawed, muttering, "Oh... my... god... this is my personal hell..."
Pikachu lept up into her arms, "Pika pika chu..." (i feel your pain.)


Meanwhile, the fight continued, "Caw us whatever you want, but we'll be the winners and we'll take pikachu!"

Ash grinned, "Howl you do that? You guys are a bunch of pathetic wimps!"

"Ah, go cluck yourself!" Meowth growled.


"Well... ummm... hmmm..." Ash said thinking, while Team Rocket smirked triumphantly.


"Geez, they're tough!" Brock said, "I'm stuck."

"Yeah, me too..." Ash agreed.


"Woohooo!!!" Jessie cried out and the three villains started hopping up and down in a group hug, "We won, we won! We finally beat the twerps!!!"

"Yep... congrats!" Ash said smiling, "That was a lot of fun... well... time to end this I guess, Pikachu, THUNDER!!!"

"Wha...!" Jessie, James and Meowth said shocked and stopped jumping and celebrating.


Pikachu, glad to end the puns, leapt out of Misty's arms and releases a powerful electric shock blasting the villains over the horizon.

While flying off, we hear,


Jessie: "All that work and we left with cock-a-doodlely squat!"

James: "Growl we face the boss now?"

Meowth: "That's what happens when you're all squawk, and no action!"


"We're blasting off again!!!"


. . . *


Ash shook his head, "Damn, they really ARE good at this!"

Brock nodded.


"Can we end this now?" Misty asked holding her head.


"Jeez, Mist," Ash said, "You look terrible, what's wrong?"

"Lets just say I have a headache..." Misty replied.


"Now see..." Ash explained, "If you had you're brain in a robot's body, you'd never have a headache again, cause you could just program them away..."

"But why only five feet tall?"

"Cause that's as big as they come!" Ash said exasperated.


We slowly fade to black ending this conversation before we get sued by Cartoon Network.


THE END


Misty shook her head, "Over a month's wait for that?"


"Come on..." Ash said, "It wasn't that bad..."


"I had like two lines in this whole episode! And they were almost all complaints." Misty said, then muttered, "Sounded like I had PMS..."


"Well," Brock explained, "That's because you didn't send the author a birthday gift back in May..."

"Stupid backstage politics." Misty complained.


"Well, look at the bright side..." Ash said.


Misty looked at Ash, "What bright side?"

"Well, maybe after this episode you'll get a part in a Midol commercial. you can be the "Before" girl..."

Misty turned red, and Ash laughed and took off running, Misty right on his heels. "You little smartass, if I catch you..."

Brock just watched the two run out of the studio. Then walked off signing, "Thatsssss Amoreeeee'"


THE REAL END



Thank you for reading this, I know its been a while, i kinda took a little summer break. But thank you all for coming to read it and I hope everyone enjoyed it. I'm going to try something different soon, either the next one, or the following one... I hope you will tune in for it when it comes.