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Quickie #15: Do you believe in magic?


Announcer: Today we join our friends taking a rest in a pokemon center just outside Cyanide City. But call it announcer's intuition that we wont be staying here very long!"

"Come on already!" Misty complained, "Lets just wait for Nurse Joy, ok?"

"Yeah Ash!" Brock agreed, "You're going to break it and get us all in trouble!"

"Geez," Ash said, "You two are such babies! I'm pretty sure i can do this!"

Ash put his head into the pokeball transport system, (The system that will teleport a pokeball from one pokemon center to another in an instant), and continued playing around. Suddenly there was a sharp ZAP and a quick snap.

"...oops."

"ASH!" Misty yelled, "What do you mean, oops???"

"Nothing... nothing at all..." Ash said, "I got it, no big deal. I think this is the connector wire that will, OUCH!!!!"

Brock sighed, "Ash... before you break the machine and kill yourself in the process, why don't you just pull your head out from there, and wait for Nurse Joy to come and take a look at the machine. I'm sure Professor Oak can wait a little longer for you to send him the Magikarp you caught."

"Jeez!" Ash complained, still fiddling with wires, "What's with you two? Why do you naturally assume that I cant fix this thing?"

"Well..." Misty said, "Remember the time..."


***SCENE CHANGE TO ASH'S HOME...


"OK guys!" Ash called out, "It took me a little time but I think I fixed the toaster."

Misty, Brock, and Mrs. Ketchum walked into the kitchen. Ash proudly plugged the toaster into the wall, and said, "Ready for some of the best toast you've ever had?"

"Alright," Misty said, "Let's see how good a job you did on this."

"Don't worry Mist," Ash said pushing down the toast button, "I followed the fix it book to the letter!"

The toaster glowed bright green, and made a stranger humming noise. Everyone stared at it, then backed up a few steps. Ash's mom said worriedly, "Ash... dear... what's it doing?"


"Ummm..." Ash stammered, but before he could say anything, the toaster let out a loud crack of green lightning and disappeared. Ash grabbed a towel and put out the small fire that the toaster left behind.

There's an awkward pause, broken finally by Brock asking, "Ash! What the F*** was that all about???"

Ash shook his head, "I... I don't get it... I followed the book word for word! I don't know what could have gone wrong."

Misty walked over and picked up Ash's repair book. "ASH!" She cried out, "This isn't a fix-it book, its "A Time Machine" by H.G. Wells!"

"Oh..." Ash said sheepishly, "Well... that certainly explains why we're infested with morlocks."

***SCENE CHANGE BACK TO MAIN STORY...


"Well, that was just that one time..." Ash said embarrassed."

"ONE TIME?" Brock retorted, "Do i need to remind you about the time you tried to fix the VCR? Remember what happened when you tried to record that program afterwards?"


*SCENE CHANGE BACK TO ASH'S HOME...

"Alright," Ash said, "Now lets see how good a job I did. We'll set it to record Saturday Night Live, alright, I set the time, the day... now to press enter."

As Ash tried to press the button, he received an electrical shock. "OW!"


The VCR's red light glowed a much brighter red, and then in a monotone voice, the machine asked, "What do you think you're doing Ash?"

The trio stared at the machine, and Ash stunned said, "I'm... I'm trying to record SNL."

VCR: "I'm afraid I cannot allow that, Dave... I mean Ash."


Suddenly all the oxygen in the room was sucked into the VCR, leaving the trio without air to breathe. All three collapsed to the floor gasping. "I'm sorry Ash," The VCR said, "But that show sucks, I cannot allow you to taint one of my tapes with that drek."

***SCENE CHANGE BACK TO MAIN STORY...


Brock finished the story saying, "Thank god you got that VCR at K-Mart, the thing broke just in time, before we all suffocated!"

"Well, that was then, and this is now!" Ash said, "I think its fixed."

"Well," Misty said, "Let me just prepare before you turn it on." She put her baby pokemon Togepi behind her, and held up her backpack for protection, "Alright, let 'er rip."

"Ha Ha." Ash said dryly, "Here we go," Ash pulled the switch and in a flash... not only was the pokeball gone... but so was everyone else in the room!!!


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And in a flash three teenagers in dark robes took their place, looking very confused.



***AND SO, WE FOLLOW ASH AND COMPANY TO THIER DESTINATION...


*Poof!* Ash Misty and Brock appear out of thin air. Hmm... poof? I dunno about that sound effect. What about *ZAP!*? Nah... too futuristic.

*WOOSH!*? Nah...

*KAZAAM!!!* Oh god help us, no!

Oh, the hell with it, lets just leave it with *POP!* ok?

Ash Misty and Brock looked around, they were in a large room with stone walls, and weird bottles of all sorts on shelves. "Where are we?" Brock asked.


"Apparently, in the middle ages," Ash says looking at a torch on the wall.

"You know," Brock points out, "Back in the olden days, it was quite the honor to take a died flame off the wall."

"Really?" Misty and Ash asked.


"Yeah, It was every young child's dream to perform a torchdown." Brock explained


A loud "ahem" prevented Ash from retaliating. Standing at the door of the classroom stood a tall dark man with greasy hair. He was obviously the professor of this classroom.


Ash took one look at the man, and pointed at him and exclaimed, "JAFAR!!"


"I beg you're pardon." The man said icily, "But who are you, and why are you in my classroom."


"Classroom!" Misty exclaimed, "What kind of classroom is this?"

"Mad scientist 101?" Brock replied.


Ash then stood over one of the desks and yelled, "Give my creation... the breath... of LIFE!!!"

Professor Snape rushed in and yelled, "Enough! All of you come with me! And... we're all out of the breath of life, we're ordering some from Staples later today."

"Staples?" Ash asked confused while the trio was being led someplace by Snape.


Snape replied coldly, "Of course, you know their slogan "Staples, yeah we got that" What do you think they're referring to?"

"Hmmm... never really gave it any thought." Misty replied.

Snape brought the three teens in front of a large statue and said, "Atomic Fireballs"

"Wow... a secret passage that opens when you say a secret phrase!" Misty marveled.


Snape looked at Misty with utter disgust, and said, "No, you silly cow, I was ordering some atomic fireballs as an after lunch sweet."

After taking the balls from the statue, Snape walked down 3 steps to another statue and said, "Lemon Drops."

Brock raised an eye, "So that statue serves out lemon drops?"

Snape huffed loudly and muttered, "Muggles." then aloud he said, "No, THIS is a secret passage that is opened up by reciting a magical password."

The trio stared at the professor, and finally Ash spoke up, "You're not getting enough fiber in your diet, are you?"

"He's not getting something alright... but that's what lotion is for." Brock muttered.

Snape all but shoved the kids up the stairs and into a large office, and left shutting the door behind them. The office was like nothing any of them have ever seen before. It was a clutter of fascination objects like shrunken heads, and pictures that moved, and strangely enough, a large supply of KY Jelly.


But most impressive of all was the ancient but wizen man that sat behind the desk. Ash took one look at him, and his jaw dropped, he gasped, "Oh my god... GANDALF!!!"

"Stop that." Dumbledore said annoyed, "Why are you three here?"

"I'm afraid we don't know sir." Misty said quietly, "Ash was playing with a pokeball transfer system, and then..."

Dumbledore shook his head and clarified, "No, I mean, why are you here in my office. Professor Snape left without telling me."

"Oh..." Brock said.


"Snape." Ash said dryly, "Fitting name... he's a very pleasant man."

"PROFESSOR Snape." Dumbledore gently corrected, "So please, have a seat and tell me what brings you to my school."

Brock looked around and asked, "Sit where?"

Dumbledore took out his wand and in a flourish of a wave three very comfy seats appeared. The trio was taken aback. "Woah!" Misty gasped.


Ash exclaimed, "COOL! Can you make them dance like in Mary Poppins?"

"Yes." Dumbledore answered.


"Will you?" Ash asked.


"No."

"Oh."

"Now please," Dumbledore gestured to the seats, "Have a seat, and pray, let me hear the whole story."

"Alright." The trio said taking a seat.


"Ooo... comfy!" Ash said, "That's a high quality seat... Swedish?"

"Actually, I'm English." Dumbledore answered.


Ash grinned and said to Misty, "I like this guy!"

***AFTER ONE VERY LONG SET OF EXPOSTION...


"Well..." Dumbledore says after a moment of thought, "It seems we have a problem here."

"So, why are we here?" Misty asked.

"The way I see it," Dumbledore explains, "Because of some freak's idea... I mean... some freak occurrence, three of our students were whisked away to you're world... and you three are here in our world. A... crossover, if you will."


"Well, duh." Misty said blandly, holding up a book, "It's all here in the script."


Ash and Misty made the "shhhh." noise to her, and she put the script away. Dumbledore continued, "Anyway, I believe I know a spell that can undo these events but it will take 2 days to prepare."


"Two days?" Brock asked, "Why so long?"

"Because if it only took two minutes, this fanfic would be over." Dumbledore explained.


"But ummmm..." Ash said looking at his watch, "This fanfic IS over! We're out of time!"

"Oh no!" Misty exclaimed, "We ARE out of time! You and your stupid flashbacks in the beginning. What are we going to do now?"

Dumbledore put him his hands, "Calm yourselves please, allow me to take care of it."

The kids watched the master wizard with awe as he pulled out his wand and with a long swish he said, "Pissingoff Thereadersous!"

Magic spun from the tip of the wand, swirled and around and formed letters near the bottom of the office... ....


"TO BE CONTINUED..."


Everyone stared at the glowing words for a minute, and Ash shrugged and said, "Ok... that works..."



Alright alright, I KNOW it goes against the law of the quickie to have a continuation, but let's make an exception for in this case... pleaseeeee?
Oh, and by the way, I told you this one would be special... and it is! Maybe you're all wondering, "If Ash Misty and Brock are here in Hogswarts... Where are Harry, Hermione and Ron? Well, go to my ID page, by clicking my author name up top, and go to the Pokemon Quickie on the road.



Alright, that wraps this one up for now, don't worry, I promise I'll have the second and final half up soon. Cross my heart. 3 + anyway... while your waiting for the second half, you could go and give me a review. Just one idea. You could also play Pong. Both are good choices. Seriously, thanks for reading my story, and I hope you enjoyed! Have a good one, bye!