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Quickie X2: Bottoms Up! Or… April Fools :-D
good one… see you real soon.
for reading, and I hope my little stunts were the worst things pulled on you on April Fools Day. Have a
or something so the characters know who wrote it. Also… I wouldn't mind a review or two. But thanks
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another one (a real one) that I'm working on that should be up shortly, so keep your eyes peeled for it.
Thank you all for reading, and I hope you enjoyed this short little quickie. Don't worry though, I have
THE REAL END
craving for pineapple upside down cake…"
"Let's get out of here," May said, "We'll go to the diner… my treat. For some reason I have this strange
"This is what happens when you get Frank L. Wright to design a quickie for you." Misty said.
"Yeah, the blood is rushing to my head." Brock said swaying a bit.
is making me very dizzy."
"Alright," Ash said, "We got through an April Fools Day special… now lets get out of here… this format
THE END
Ash, Misty and Brock all sweat drop and we fade out on May's confused face.
May looked confused…, "Got what?"
"There ya go May," Ash said, "NOW you got it!"
"Hey!" Brock said.
"Aw come on!" May said, "Throw me a freaking bone!"
"I just don't think you have the hang of it May," Ash said sadly.
"Hey!" May said annoyed, "What the problem with my pun?"
"That IS consistent with the current category of puns." Brock responded.
"You're such a dog." Misty said to Brock.
Brock grinned widely and said, "Maybe you SHOULD draw me a picture."
"Dog puns… Style…" May explained, "Doggy, styles…"
Ash scratched the back of his head, and said, "Maybe you do…"
"The word style!" May said, "Duh, do I have to paint you a picture?"
Brock and Ash looked at each other, "I don't get it." Brock says, "Whats the pun?"
"What?" May asked, "That was the pun."
"And…?" Ash asked waiting.
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"Wait wait!" May said, "I got one now… and I'm going to do it with style."
"Just remember to buy… not leash." Brock explained.
"What about hot dogs?" Ash asked.
Brock chuckled and said, "Good one…, anyway, while you're online, see if you can get me a pup tent."
"Yeah," Ash continued, "If you take a picture of her, Alpo-st it online."
"Nice tail on her though." Brock said.
"Sure did," Ash responded, "Yeah, she should shut her yap."
"That caused us to paws, didn't it Ash?" Brock said.
"Oh…" May said embarrassed.
"May…" Ash explained gently, "We're doing dog puns."
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"Lemme try!" May said, "Brock, leave Ash alone…, he's the cat's meow."
the dog house."
The battle continued as Ash retorted, "You keep using language like that and you're going to wind up in
"Oh god…" Misty said putting her head in her hands."
"Kinda looks like fun!" May said.
"They're punning…" Misty said, "Horrible isn't it?"
"What are they doing?" May asked bewildered.
"Don't act like a bitch." Brock quickly responded.
"Take my friend… fleas." Ash said grinning.
"Oh god…" Misty said, looking at May annoyed, "Do you see what you started?"
"If you're looking for sympathy, you're barking up the wrong tree." Brock responded.
"That was a ruff comment, don't you think?" Ash said.
Brock grinned, "Really? I thought you were looking a little dog-eared."
"I know…" May said, "I'm dog-tired…"
"Ah man…" Ash said, "I cant believe how hard we've been working lately."
We join our heroes in the midst of some downtime. What awaits our unsuspecting readers today?
THE REAL BEGINNING
Happy April Fools Day!