I still don't own Phineas & Ferb in any way, shape, or form. Or Google.

I will take requests, in the form of a PM, as to which character should go out of character. Heck, you may even name up to 4 characters to get out of character. (Fireside Girls will be considered as well.) You may come up with a possible plot. However, all rated M plots will be rejected.

Chapter 2: We're Not Stealing From Google!

**Ferb's POV**

I knew right now that Phineas's mind was blown up to bits. That announcement I just made, seemed like a bomb, and everyone is still shocked that I did it.

**Phineas's POV**

Why didn't Isabella tell me she was going to be gone for 4 long weeks? It seemed like she just wanted to get away from me…

"Are you okay?" My step-brother asked.

"I think I am….not. I have to build the 'Brain Reader' machine. Ferb help me." I quickly responded. It just seemed to me that I may never ever recover from this...betrayal.

**No POV**

Okay, Major Monogram, who went out of character this time?, the silent platypus thought. Carl, through his wristwatch, announced some news. "There's good new and bad news. The good news is that the inator Dr. Doofenshmirtz built did not shoot after you self-destruct it. Now that I think about it, it might've shot something, but probably about 92 light years away." Perry slowly calmed down, but not too much as he still has bad news. "The bad news is that are 2 girls named Isabella Garcia-Shapiro and Gretchen went out of character. They're somewhere in Missouri, I think. They could be doing that no other girls would ever do. Just. Get. Them. Back. At. Your…" Since Agent P knew what he was going to say, he just turned the wristwatch off. I know what I must do. Bring Phineas and friends to Missouri. This isn't going where I think it will…

**Linda's POV**

"Lawrence, dear, can you make sure everyone is alright? Seems like something went wrong with Phineas." I shouted with concern.

"Oh Linda, I think he's fine." He assured me.

"I've heard that Isabella is gone for 4 weeks, and Phineas is very depressed." I countered. Then I call Vivian, Isabella's mother. "Hey, Vivian. Where's Isabella?"

"I don't know. I think she's alright...but I better give her a call." A mexican voice was heard through Linda's phone.

9 minutes later, Vivian couldn't speak. Not at all. Linda wanted to know what happened to her. "Vivian?! Are you alright?!"

Through the phone, Vivian spoke slowly, "Isabella and Gretchen...they're…getting..."

**Ferb's POV**

Apparently, mom has been shocked for some reason...but then...the truth comes altogether. At least Perry was here to hear it. We were assembled by mom and dad so that they could tell the truth. Even the rest of the Fireside Girls are here.

"Vivian, you can say it now…" Mom spoke in a soothing voice.

"Isabella and Gretchen… They're in Missouri…" The mexican voice was heard through Linda's cellphone.

A lot of people gasped, except for Buford, who just exclaimed, "Ha ha! It was probably because of his obliviousness!"

Then, I punched him right in the stomach and said in a scary tone, "This is also MY Gretchen in Missouri, you got that?!"

"Fine."

Phineas interrupted all of a sudden, "Why would she be in Missouri then?!"

The voice from the phone continued on, "They're planning on marrying each other."

I silently guided the Fireside Girls, Buford, Baljeet and Phineas out of the house to do some discussion.

**General POV**

Perry stayed behind, placed on his fedora, and recorded the truth onto his wristwatch. "What? So there's 2 characters going out of character?!" Major Monogram's voice could be heard. Perry chattered. "And they're going to be marrying each other? This is just all kinds of wrong! Agent P, just hope that things go okay. Our sources say, Dr. Doofenshmirtz wasn't behind it, so we're leaving you on break for now." Perry was saddened, but he knew that he couldn't influence anything, besides Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

**Ferb's POV**

"I hope that things don't go bad within anyone…" Was all I heard from mom…as we exited my house.

Phineas decided to halt construction on the 'Brain Reader' machine, although we barely started. I almost forgot we were actually going to do that today. He said, "We need to get both of them back, especially Isabella…before they... marry each other..."

He was heartbroken that his crush, Isabella, was going to get married to Gretchen, AKA my crush. I was heartbroken by that as well...but there's something wrong about that statement Phineas just said. While I was close to tears, Holly, Adyson, Ginger, Katie and Milly were taking notes for some reason, and giggling. Make that 2 things wrong. But really, just how could they legally marry each other? So I voiced out my concern on their plan, "Wait...how could they marry each other? We're only 10, remember?"

"To be honest, before Isabella and Gretchen left Milly and I, I saw a machine that looked like a worm…" Katie answered, a little too quickly.

"Not our Ageworm!"

"You built that?"

"Yes, yes I did. It was in case…" Phineas stopped speaking as he was inaudible at that point.

"In case of what?" Ginger asked, hoping for the one answer I was sorta hoping for too. Then continued, knowing he wouldn't answer that question. "In case you and Isabella were both impatient of marrying each other?"

Wow. The Fireside Girls were at this point, laughing out loud (actually), and that right there is how Phineas got really angry with Ginger. "SHUT UP!" Ginger placed on another patch, presumably the 'I just got yelled by a cute boy' patch.

**Phineas's POV/Thoughts**

Oh dear, what did I just say to Ginger… I should apologize...to her...and my Isabella. That's probably why she left me… I thought. Right as I finished my sentence, I'd realized my feelings. I'd hate to admit it, but Ginger is right. I'm in love.

I said slowly and quietly, but with little silence, "...we need to get my girlfriend...back...and Ferb's as well."

Everyone was staring at me with a blank face. More like a 'what-did-you-just-say' expression, than having no idea what to do. Candace opened her window, finally breaking the silence that's been going on now, asked very seriously, "Phineas...did you pay attention to what you just said right there?!"

"Yes, yes I did, Candace. Wanna help us out with locating specifically where Isabella and Gretchen are?"

"Well, since mom is dead in shock right now, yes I will." Then, she started to rush down the stairs into the backyard. That's a little out of character if you ask me. Isn't she trying to bust Ferb and I?

A little while, since Candace is getting ready, Baljeet asked, "Well how are we going to build a locator?"

"Easy, just convert the 'Brain Reader' into a locator."

I just had something to ask myself...in my thoughts… How or why did I suddenly get better after the revealing of a girl-to-girl marriage?

**Ferb's POV**

"Phineas, you're trying hard now… It's probably because you think Gretchen was the one who caused all of this, don't you?!" I asked, since I know Phineas like an open book.

"Mayyybe… Let's just end it at, they both wanted to do this, okay?" Clearly, Phineas kind of thought of Gretchen as the one who caused all of this, but not really, so I simply nod.

After about 150 seconds of heavy operating, we have officially converted the Brain Reader into a locator that only locates people in Missouri. "So you're finished?" Candace asked, while inside the house.

"It's finished!" Holly screamed...Phineas was supposed to answer that, not her. Oh well…

"Ferb, hit the machine!" Phineas called out, just as I pressed a button. We had to google up Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, and Gretchen on the machine.

We were going to be performing the next step when Katie interjected in, "Say, why did you have to steal from Google?"

"We didn't."

Then, we transferred their searches onto Google Earth, and got this message:

ISABELLA GRACIA-SHAPIRO AND GRETCHEN CANNOT BE FOUND IN MISSOURI ON GOOGLE EARTH. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.

The end of chapter 2! So far, no new words have been given about Isabella's and Gretchen's location, so Phineas builds a locator, only to find that option in vain. Please review/favorite! Real constructive criticism in reviews is A-Okay!