Letters From God

by shakes8

Everyone prays to God, but who says he doesn't respond? Here are his responses to eight prayers, whether they be ridiculous, vain, or just plain odd, all are equal in God's eyes. (oh weird I sound super Christian. Hmm. That's new.)

4. Bitches be Bitches

Dear Brittany,

I can't make your boyfriend love you any more than you can. Stop asking.

Love,

God