Letters From God

by shakes8

Everyone prays to God, but who says he doesn't respond? Here are his responses to eight prayers, whether they be ridiculous, vain, or just plain odd, all are equal in God's eyes. (oh weird I sound super Christian. Hmm. That's new.)

5. Love is All You Need

Dear Jason,

She really does love you, I promise. Just take some time, make her feel special, it'll help her come out of her shell. Time is key, my boy, remember that. I'm here to guide you.

Love,

God

P.S. She likes violets and dark chocolate with raspberries. Good luck.