Letters From God

by shakes8

Everyone prays to God, but who says he doesn't respond? Here are his responses to eight prayers, whether they be ridiculous, vain, or just plain odd, all are equal in God's eyes. (oh weird I sound super Christian. Hmm. That's new.)

6. Hipsters and Hand Grenades

Dear Avery,

In response to your numerous requests to, "get off Your lazy ass and do something about war, famine, pestilence, and death," I simply cannot. I created the world but that doesn't mean I have the power to destroy My own children. I will, however, give them a firm talking-to, but I can't guarantee it'll work. It's people like you who will change the world more than I ever could.

Love,

God