Letters From God

by shakes8

Everyone prays to God, but who says he doesn't respond? Here are his responses to eight prayers, whether they be ridiculous, vain, or just plain odd, all are equal in God's eyes. (oh weird I sound super Christian. Hmm. That's new.)

7. Operation Ivy

Dear Tim,

In spite of my status as God, I cannot give you any more musical talent than you already possess. However, there is an upside to this: you are one of the most musically talented people I know. And I know a lot of people. Get together a band.

Love,

God

P.S. Don't underestimate that little brother of yours. He's going to be great someday.