(Show 5)
"Redstar I shall start recording right now." Orangetail was inside Redstar's den and was asking permission to start recording.
"Sure," Redstar answered, little did he know that the recording machine was just outside his den and it would pick up every sound they would make, "but before you start, which shade of blush should I use?"
"Use the pink one."
"They're all pink."
"Then choose your favorite." Yes, these are the kind of conversations that poor Orangetail has with his younger brother.
/OUTSIDE\
"Violetpaw, you will never become a warrior with how bad your stalking is!" Yellowclaw was once again scolding Violetpaw for all the nonsense she does.
"You will never become an elder with all the disrespect you get!" Violetpaw countered which caused a long sound of 'OOOOOOO' from the background and a speechless Yellowclaw (which, by the way, you will probably never see again).
"AHAHAHA, I have trained you well!" An uncharacteristically Yellowclaw said as she walked towards the warriors' den.
"Hey, you get back here! I am still mad at you!" Violetpaw yelled at Yellowclaw but was held back from chasing her by Bluepaw and Greeneyes.
"HEY! WHAT IN STARCLAN'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE?!" An overly angered Redstar yelled as he came out of his den.
"Nothing, Mr. Redstar," All the cats said. They had experience with the overly angered Redstar since they had seen him before and knew how to handle him.
"Good, we got a show to do," he dramatically walked over to the stage. He stopped and turned his head just to yell, "Yellowclaw, get over here now!" Reluctantly, she walked out of the den.
*ON THE STAGE*
"Good sunhigh and welcome to The Warrior Cats Talk Show! Bluepaw, who are we interviewing today?" the normal Redstar was back and, strangely, everyone was in a pretty good mood.
"Today's is Dustpelt!" Bluepaw excitedly stated.
"Ah, finally one of the more popular cats," Redstar said with a grin. "Well, send him over!"
Dustpelt appeared in a dust storm and everyone looked over at Violetpaw questionably.
"What, I thought it was fitting." Violetpaw said with a look of innocence.
"Oh my StarClan, it's really Dustpelt, I can't believe it's really you! Can I have a piece of your fur?" Bluepaw ran up to Dustpelt with admiration shining in her eyes. "I am a big fan of yours, but I am a fan of all the cats and I secretly collect pieces of their fur!"
"Sure, but what's going on and where am I?" Dustpelt looked around confused.
"You are a guest on The Warrior Cats Talk Show! We will be interviewing you if that's alright with you." Redstar looked quite happy to have him on the show.
"Yeah, I guess it's alright if you interview me, but who are you?" Dustpelt asked while still looking around.
"Hey, Bluepaw, I just noticed that we have never introduced ourselves to any of the cats that we interview, except for when you scared that poor kit to death." Violetpaw whispered to Bluepaw.
"You're right! Why do you think they never asked for our names?" Both were now deeply in thought which you hardly ever see at the same time.
"Maybe it's because they forgot to ask or they don't care about us." Bluepaw nodded at what Violetpaw said.
"Well, I'm Redstar, the cat with the camera is Orangetail, the cat to your right is Greeneyes, the one on the left is Yellowclaw, the cat at the bottom of the stage is Indigopelt, and the two apprentices over there are Bluepaw and Violetpaw." Redstar pointed to each cat as he said there name. "Anyway, we are supposed to ask you questions. Bluepaw, papers, now."
Bluepaw ran up to Redstar and gave him the papers then she sat down next to Redstar staring at Dustpelt and smiled at him. Redstar looked at the papers and picked up his head to say something. He was shocked and jumped a little when he saw Bluepaw sitting next to him. "B-Bluepaw, go back to your spot." Bluepaw gave a last smile to Dustpelt and calmly walked off the stage.
"Since there is so much to read and we have very little time so I'll just talk about some common facts. When you were an apprentice you would intimidate your brother, Ravenpaw, and his friends. Why?"
"He is my brother, I can prank him sometimes, but I wished he chose better friends. We didn't intimidate him as the others, well, I didn't." Dustpelt answered and he looked very comfortable for being transported to the stage not long ago.
"Okay, let's talk about your family. When I would hear the story of the Clans and they would say that your mate, Ferncloud, was having kits again me and most of my clan would say, 'what, again?' but now that I look at it it's not exactly as much as it seems. You only have seven kits. O MY STARCLAN, that's as much as how many members in my clan there are!" Redstar was incredibly shocked and counted the cats in his clan to make sure that was right.
"I guess we do have a lot but I love them all so much!" Dustpelt started to purr at the thought of his family.
Greeneyes ran up to Redstar and whispered in his ear. "The show has gone past the time it was supposed to end."
"Um, well, it was good meeting you, Dustpelt, maybe we can have you on our show again sometime in the future." Everyone then said their goodbyes to Dustpelt.
After their goodbyes Dustpelt disappeared in dust cloud.
EXTRA
*Later That Day*
"All my clanmates meet over at the stage right now!" Redstar yelled really loud so if anyone was sleeping they would hear. Once they all appeared he continued. "I have very important news to announce."
"What is it? Are you finally dying?" Violetpaw yelled out and the cats turned to her in shock of her rudeness.
"No, not yet, but I'm pretty sure you will like this." Redstar was unfazed by Violetpaw's comment. "Bluepaw, Violetpaw, come up here."
The sisters looked at each other unsurely but eventually made it up the stage.
"Today, you will become warriors." Once Redstar told them they looked like they would explode from happiness.
"I, Redstar, leader of this clan, call upon my warrior ancestors to look down on these apprentices. They have trained hard to understand the ways of your noble code, and I commend them to you as a warrior in their turn." He paused and looked down smiling at them. "Bluepaw, Violetpaw, do you promise to uphold the warrior code and to protect and defend your clan, even at the cost of your life?"
Bluepaw and Violetpaw looked at each other and nodded while saying, "I do."
"Then by the powers of StarClan, I give you your warrior name. Bluepaw, from this moment you will be as Blueheart. StarClan honors your honesty and kindness, and we welcome you as a full warrior."
Redstar then turned to Violetpaw. "Violetpaw, from this moment you will be as Violetstorm. StarClan honors your independence and intelligence, and we welcome you as a full warrior."
The cats cheered Blueheart's and Violetstorm's new names. The warrior ceremony ended with the two new warriors sitting their vigil and both thinking that it was the best night in their whole life.
That took a little longer than expected, at least I got it done, and thank you for all of my wonderful reviews!
Evil kittystar: I'm glad that you think my story is hilarious! I hope this chapter was god enough for you!
Blue: Is this soon enough? I want to have Jayfeather on this too but I have some plans for him and those plans need some more cats to come! :)
And for that one guest with no name that guessed what would happen, I am shocked but at the same time not that you guessed it! You deserve a prize!