(SHOW 18)

"So, I was like, 'Oh, no you didn't. You can't just insult me, the leader! I can make your life miserable.' And all she does is ignore me! She deserves to be punished. What do you think we should do, Orangetail?" Redstar was having his quarter-moon therapy session, this time with Orangetail, who wasn't exactly paying attention. Today, Redstar was complaining about Violetstorm.

"I don't know, Redstar," Orangetail let out an exasperated sigh. "Just ignore her, I guess. Can we leave now?"

"Sure. We have a show today, don't we?" Redstar slowly walked out of his den, with Orangetail following behind him. Redstar walked to the middle of the camp and called out to his clanmates. "Cats of StupidClan- I mean ShowClan! ShowClan, yeah ShowClan that's what I meant."

"We all heard it, Stupidstar. No need to try to hide it." Violetstorm said as she walked out of the den. She had been trying to catch up on her sleep; ever since Whitekit and Blackkit (now Whitepaw and Blackpaw) had become apprentices, everyone had been lacking sleep, especially their mentors, Yellowclaw and Blueheart. Luckily Blueheart got the more "normal" of the two but Yellowclaw got loud and crazy one.

"Well, it's time to start the show so let's go." Redstar ignored Violetstorm's comment, taking Orangetail's advice.

"Welcome, fellow cats, to another episode of TWCTS!" Redstar jumped around the stage as the show began. "Today Violetstorm will be the interviewer and we don't know who will be interviewed because two newly appointed apprentices waited until the last day to work on their job!" He glared at the said two apprentices who merely shrugged in response.

"Hey, Violetstorm, remember when we were apprentices? It only feels like thirteen shows ago when we were apprentices." Blueheart sighed as she stared into the past. "It brings back memories, doesn't it?"

"No, not really; I'm just wondering who has it worse for them, Whitepaw for having Yellowclaw as a mentor or Yellowclaw for having to mentor Whitepaw." Violetstorm looked back and forth from the mentor and the apprentice as she thought. "Whitekit has too much energy for his own good."

Blackpaw walked up to Violetstorm and gave her the papers he had been holding in his mouth. "I thought of who you could interview. I did, not Whitekit, because Whitekit can't do anything," he said in a monotone voice. After being thanked, he walked away.

"And then you get that one that has no emotion. He used to act crazy just like his brother. Why do you think he's like that?" Violetstorm asked when Blackpaw had left.

Before Blueheart could reply Brownkit stepped into the conversation. "I think it's because his brother steals his energy." The two warriors jumped at the sudden appearance of Brownkit, causing Violetstorm to scatter her papers.

"Where did you come from?!" she demanded.

"My mother, obviously."

"Okay, but what are you doing?" Violetstorm and her sister began picking up the scattered papers.

Brownkit smiled and looked from Violetstorm to where Blackpaw had walked away and back to Violetstorm. "Stalking," he replied simply and walked away.

"Well, I guess the interview should start now. I'll see you later, Blueheart." Violetstorm grabbed her papers and jumped onto the stage. She sat on the twoleg device (what did they call it again? Oh, right, a chair) and organized the papers.

"Hello, I am Violetstorm and I hate scripts so I won't be using this thing anymore." She threw a small piece of paper Redstar had given her earlier so she "wouldn't mess up". "Anyway, our guest today is Scourge! Yay, evil cat."

Pink sparkly heart bubbles surrounded the guest chair and once the bubbles popped Scourge, who didn't look very happy, was revealed.

"Hello, Scourge, how are you? Never mind, no one really cares. You are here so I can interview you, got it? Good, if you reject I will rip you to shreds." Violetstorm gave Scourge a "delightful" welcome. She examined Scourge and commented on his appearance. "Wow, you're really small, tiny actually. I'll call you Tiny!" Before Scourge could say something rude, Violetstorm looked over the papers and chuckled. "Hey, your name really was Tiny!" Scourge growled and opened his mouth to threaten her life but, again, she began speaking before he said anything. "So, Tiny, you were the leader of BloodClan. Why don't you tell us about your clan?" She paused for a second and waited for Scourge to open his mouth. Once he was about to speak Violetstorm cut him off. "Oh, I guess you don't want to talk—"

"For the love of catnip, please let me speak!" Scourge yelled before Violetstorm could say another thing.

Redstar lifted his head at the sound of 'catnip'. "Did someone say catnip?"

Violetstorm sighed and said, "Go ahead, if you wanted to speak you should have just started talking. So, Tiny, tell us how you feel about being related to Firestar, the cat who killed you."

Scourge growled and glared at Violetstorm, who was completely oblivious to the hate radiating off of Scourge's eyes.

"Well, I don't really care. He may be my half-brother, but it's not like I was ever close to him or anything, and I do not like being reminded of my death so I will not talk about it."

"Maybe I wasn't going to ask you about your death because maybe I don't care," Violetstorm grumbled while flipping through her papers. "Oh, I found something! So, since you were evil you didn't go to StarClan but because you didn't believe in things like StarClan you didn't go to the Dark Forest. Where did you go when you died?"

"I can't share information like that to you."

"Why not? It's not like I can stalk you down and kill you in your sleep. I would but you're already dead," Violetstorm whined. "Well, it's time for you to go anyway so bye! Have a horrible day!"

"Shut up, stranger!" Scourge said as his farewell.

"Shut your mouth, rat!" Violetstorm replied as Scourge was taken away to wherever by his sparkly heart bubbles.

Yay! I finished! Sorry for the long wait again. *hands out Violetstorm plushies as an apology* I will start trying to update sooner. Really. I promise.

Thank you for all the reviews! They really helped me get inspiration to write! :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors. If I waste all my money on chocolate I would never trust myself to own Warriors anyway.