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"Wake up you lazy cats! Today is a big day!" Redstar yelled, trying to wake his sleep-loving clan.

"Why is today special?" a half-asleep Violetstorm asked as the cats emerged from their dens.

"Because today we have a show!" Redstar exclaimed.

"Who put catnip in your coffee this morning?" Whitepaw yawned. The older cats glanced over at the apprenticed with questioning gazes.

"What's coffee?" Blueheart asked.

"Coffee is bitter tasting water that two-legs drink in the morning to help them wake up," explained Graykit.

"How do know this?" Yellowclaw asked suspiciously. Honestly, she didn't want her kits to know about the culture of the two-legs, but then again, nobody does.

"We found it in this!" Brownkit said as he dragged out a large book from the nursery.

"What is that?" the entire clan asked.

"It's a book," Blackpaw began in his usual monotone voice, "it teaches us things about the two-leg world. We've even learned how to speak Two-leg."

"You can speak the language of the two-legs?!" Violetstorm asked, now becoming aware of her surroundings.

"Yeah, do you want to hear?"

"Sure," the clan said.

"Well, we have some sample sentences the book gives us. We'll say those. Brownkit," Brownkit looked up at Blackpaw with his cute little eyes when he called his name, "don't look at me like that and open up the book. Anyway, there are many different ways to speak Two-leg so we all learned a different type; except for Whitepaw, Whitepaw can't do anything correctly." At the last statement Whitepaw ran away crying while screaming 'I'm sorry I can't do anything right! It's not my fault!'.

The three young cats circled the book and looked at their parts. Brownkit began their little 'act'. "OMG heyy blackpaw! I was like wondering if you wanted to go to the mall with me 2day" Next was Blackpaw's turn. "No, I'm just going to stay home and sit in front of the computer today." Finally, it was sweet, little Graykit's turn. "Why doth thou trouble this poor kit's soul?" "yeah you're like sooooo mean :( " "Whatever, I don't care."

"Well, that sure was interesting." Violetstorm said and the rest of the cats nodded in agreement.

"Didn't Redstar say we had a show today?" Blueheart asked and Redstar jumped in the air in shock. "Yes, yes we do! How did I forget? I can't believe it! How did this happen? Run, I said run to the stage my dear clan!"

"Welcome to the next episode of TWCTS! I'm so sorry we're late. We had a couple distractions." Redstar turned to glare at three certain cats. Blackpaw looked around with blank eyes and said, "It was Whitepaw's fault."

"Today our guest will be Breezepelt and I will let Blackpaw and Whitepaw have the joy of interviewing him." Redstar walked off the stage, leaving two mature apprentices to interview by themselves.

Whitepaw glanced over at his brother. "He wants us dead, doesn't he?" Blackpaw nodded.

Violetstorm and Blueheart started pressing random buttons on their devices and Breezepelt appeared, normally.

"Hello, Breezepaw!" Whitepaw greeted from the chair he was sharing with his brother.

"My name is Breezepelt and WHERE AM I?" Breezepelt spat and glared at the two obnoxious toms.

Blackpaw shrugged, "Yeah, we know. You just don't act like a warrior so once you act your age, we will call you by your warrior name."

"And you're in RainbowClan," Violetstorm said from wherever she is right now, most likely napping somewhere.

"I AM mature! And I've never heard of RainbowClan."

"Wonderful," Blackpaw said, no longer listening to what the other cat was saying. "Anyway, our resources about you say that you are 'aggressive, annoying, and bossy'. From what we've seen, I believe that."

Breezepelt snarled. "Whatever."

Blackpaw looked up to glare at Breezepelt. "Don't interrupt me when I am speaking. As I was saying, you're mother, Nightcloud, is really attached to you and loves you. How do you feel about her?"

"I love my mother."

Whitepaw finally spoke with the mention of 'mother'. "I love my mother too! She's so nice and pretty and everybody should love their mothers! Well, maybe except for Graykit and Brownkit; their mother is scary."

Redstar ran up the stage to where the kits and the guest were. "Okay, well, the time is up and I don't want any fights to start. Blueheart, send Breezepelt back." Blueheart sent Breezepelt back, again with nothing special. "And that is it for today's episode! Thank you all for coming!"

Once the stage was cleared, Blackpaw and Whitepaw went to speak to their father. "Did we do well?" they asked.

Redstar looked down at them and grinned. "Yeah, you both did great."

"Good, but it was all me; Whitepaw didn't help at all."

And I finally got this out! That was a much longer wait than I hoped for. But I do have some excuses. I was really sick, I had a big assignment to finish, and I was on the other side of the country for a week. Done with excuses. Also, please excuse the beginning, I was sick when I wrote that.

I hope you enjoy and please review!

Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, nor will I ever own them.