The Unfortunate Misadventures of a Willing Hostage

by Nekogigi

Yukino is your above average medical ninja working under the employment of the Akatsuki as their new medical specialist, however, life in a notorious criminal organisation isn't what people believe it to be. Join Yuki as she attempts to stay at least half sane among all the crazyness that is the Akatsuki in this random and cractastic story. Rated M just in case

2. Chapter 2

The Unfortunate Misadventures of a Willing Hostage.

Chapter 2

Author's Note: Let us take a moment to ponder on the gloriously, silky, soft, feminine, carnival crimson hair of one Lieutenant Renji Abarai. When the wind blows, it goes woesh… oh wait, wrong fandom.

Deidara: No one's hair is as glorious as mine ;D

Nekogigi: Go swallow C4 and die you ignorant blonde woman.

Deidara: I am NOT ignorant!

Nekogigi: So you admit to being a woman, I knew it!

Deidara: That's not what I…Aw fuck!

Journal Entry :02. Oct 13

Dear Diary,

To my utmost amusement, I have received word that Itachi was given orders to keep a diary of his own. Oh omnipotent master Pein, how I love thee. The damn blind bastard can't even tell the difference between a pot and a kettle.

And in other news, Kisame flooded the Akatsuki base this morning. The oversized piranha tried to do a nosedive into the bathtub and the splash was epic. Kakuzu wants compensation, as always. Insert dramatic eye roll.

Tobi baked cookies. Konan and I ate them all and made the idiot cry. Like there wasn't enough water damage already.

Yuki is hungry, Yuki is a good girl, andiamo!

Hidan: Stop speaking like Tobi, you annoying fuck!