The Unfortunate Misadventures of a Willing Hostage.
Chapter 3
Author's Note: To those of you who were wondering, this is actually my first ever fic, like ever. So thanks to all of you who have bothered to read and review and even insulted, I really appreciate it. And please do forgive me if the contents appear a bit choppy or amateurish and grammatically incorrect, it is after all just fan fiction.
On another note, Random entries will be popping up here and there throughout the course of this fic, do not be alarmed, it's perfectly normal and will not harm you in any way, shape or form.
Random Journal Entry :01. Date not specified
Dear diary,
I met an idiot today.
He had blonde hair and blue eyes, much like my own idiot Deidara here At Akatsuki manor.
But this idiot was different. He had markings on his face that looked like whiskers and Insists his name is Naruto. I did not believe him at first, but then again I don't believe anyone at first, until his pink haired friend who shares a name with some or other flower confirmed that his name is indeed Naruto.
The idiot, who will now be referred to as Naruto, is an orphan who lives in Konoha and aspires to become Hokage some day. He enjoys copious amounts of ramen, long walks on the beach, and claims his master is a pervert. He then proceeded to ask me if I had seen an emo guy named Sasuke, he even showed me a picture. Naruto also asked that in the even I ever run into Sasuke, to tell the emo boy to go straight home because his friends miss him. I tried telling Naruto that Sasuke would not be returning home any time soon and that he would most likely attempt to destroy the Leaf or worse, join the Akatsuki, but he would not listen. Poor idiot orphan boy Naruto, for shame Sasuke, for shame…