Okay, so I'm leaving Wednesday and I will be coming back Sunday. But the probability of it being too late is an 85% chance. So, it will probably be next Monday before I upload a chapter. But hey, we still have Monday and Tuesday.

Disclaimer: I do not own Legend Of Zelda or anything I may reference (though I wish I did) I do however own my OCs (So, it's not all bad).

"Okay Link, my mom asked me to go to the store, and since I can't leave you here, you have to come with me," I said.

Then Link thought about it and said, "Well I guess I could use some heart potion." he obviously still didn't understand that we don't have potions here.

"We don't have those here," I said.

So he replied with. "Okay then. How about a shield?"

I mentally slapped myself. He still didn't understand the meaning of different world. "We don't have swords, shields, potions, deku seeds, or anything that your world uses for fighting!" I said sternly.

"Okay, okay. Mike. Calm down," he joked, even though I didn't think it was funny.

"Fine! Let's just go!" I said, obviously still angry.

Even though I had told him cars weren't monsters, it still took him three minutes to get inside. On top of that he screamed when it started moving. I'm just glad the widows were closed.

When we got there Link, held out his arms to open the automatic door. When it opened on it's own he almost fainted. Fortunately, I was able to snap him out of it before anyone gave us strange looks.

Then we got to the pizza section and Link looked disgusted. "Eww," he said.

Thats when all of the children started complaining about him not liking pizza.

"It's actually really good when you try it," I said, trying to stop the complaining.

"Okay. whatever you say Mike," he said, obviously ignoring the complaining.

I sighed. Once we were out the door, one kid noticed link's pointed ears and said "Hey, look it's Link!"

we both ran like our lives depended on it to the car.

Once we were at a safe distance Link asked if he could drive the car. At first, I wondered how he could change his mind so quickly about the car. I snapped myself out of it when I thought of the damage that could be done. "No way!" I shouted.

"Awww..." he moaned.

Once we got Link in my room, I brought him some pizza "Okay, here's your food," I offered.

"I will not eat that," he complained.

"Bu-," I was cut off by Link.

"But no," he said firmly.

"Please?" I asked politely, though I was starting to lose my temper.

"No, no, no, no, no!" he said.

That was the last draw! he was going to eat the pizza whether he liked it or not!

"Here you go!" I said as I shoved it into his mouth.

"Mppphh," he couldn't speak.

I kept it in there until he was forced to take a bite. I'm starting to wish he stayed silent when he came out of the game.

"Mmmm, that actually tastes pretty good!" he said happily.

I sighed. Tomorrow I would have to sneak him into school. Though, he wouldn't like it.

Hmm. I wonder what school will be like? Oh and sorry about uploading this late at night.

Let's just say it involves Link's inability to thrust and the second stage of everyone's favorite boss/miniboss. See you later.