The Unfortunate Misadventures of a Willing Hostage

by Nekogigi

Yukino is your above average medical ninja working under the employment of the Akatsuki as their new medical specialist, however, life in a notorious criminal organisation isn't what people believe it to be. Join Yuki as she attempts to stay at least half sane among all the crazyness that is the Akatsuki in this random and cractastic story. Rated M just in case

5. Chapter 5

The Unfortunate Misadventures of a Willing Hostage.

Chapter 5

Author's Note: The faceless old woman who's been secretly invading your home while you sleep tells me terrible things are about to happen.

Natsu Dragneel: Uhm… Where am I?

Nekogigi: you're in a fanfic. Virgo says you fell through one of her pitfalls. She'll be dropping by to pick you up once Lucy notices you're missing.

Natsu Dragneel: Oh, okay then. IM ALL FIRED UP!

Nekogigi: Shh, keep your voice down. You'll wake the moon.

Journal Entry: 04. Oct 19

Dear Diary,

We're moving to the Land of Waves.

The damage to our current base was deemed irreparable, much like Itachi's eyes, so Pein-sama announced during an arduously long-winded meeting that we would be leaving tomorrow and that Deidara the arsonist has permission to make a BANG! Said blonde transvestite is absolutely ecstatic and is bouncing around all over the place like the Hellspawn known as Tobi when he forgets to take his medication.

Speaking of medication, personal reminder to order something for Zetsu. Mr Monochrome is acting schizophrenic and argues with himself on occasion. That's not normal, although when you're surrounded by sharkmen, zombies,vampires, paper people, a life sized Pinocchio, a boss on a power trip, a transvestite with hand mouths, and Tobi, I guess a schizophrenic black and white aloe vera man isn't that unusual, is it?

Oh my Pein-sama! The only one fairly normal, besides me of course, is that bastard Uchiha. And he's killed the most innocent people amongst us. Just goes to show the level of mental instability I subject myself to, it's no wonder I've been tempted by Prozac

Clocks continue to tick after their inner workings have been removed. The hooded figures speak in static and it's illegal for dogs to enter the Dog Park.