The Unfortunate Misadventures of a Willing Hostage

by Nekogigi

Yukino is your above average medical ninja working under the employment of the Akatsuki as their new medical specialist, however, life in a notorious criminal organisation isn't what people believe it to be. Join Yuki as she attempts to stay at least half sane among all the crazyness that is the Akatsuki in this random and cractastic story. Rated M just in case

6. Chapter 6

The Unfortunate Misadventures of a Willing Hostage.

Chapter 6

Author's Note: A quick shout out to Tian Kong Shang De Cai SeHippo, you're awesome. And yes, there was a Hetalia reference in the second chapter. I just love Hetalia.

Madara: the crazy woman hasn't done a disclaimer in a long time so I shall do it…

Veneziano: Nekogigi does not own Naruto or any of its characters, she does not own me either. In fact she may not even own her imagination. PASTAAAAA!

Nekogigi: Italy go home, you're drunk.

Journal Entry: 05. Oct 21

Dear Diary,

I love our new hideout.

It's a beach house in an affluent suburban area, much to Kakuzu's ire. And the weather here is a lot better than the bipolar weather of the fire country.

According to Ketsuno Ana, the weather girl, tomorrow will be the perfect day to go to the beach. We all decided to follow her advice because Konan, Itachi and I are far too pale for our own good.

The blue haired kunoichi and I went out swimsuit shopping in town earlier. To my surprise we received Akatsuki funding, Kakuzu's still bitching about it. He was threatened with death by Pein Almighty, Konan has the carrot top wrapped around her little finger. Tobi says they're an item, psch what does Tobi know? The moron can't even remember not to refer to himself in the third person.

We also bought Itachi a pair of spectacles and the latest copy of Icha Icha Paradise, perv. He looked pleased, or maybe it was constipation, I can't really tell with him since he has so few expressions.

Public Service Announcement: We have reason to believe that there is a trans-dimensional rift in the bathroom. Whenever someone tries to take a bath the water somehow mysteriously disappears through a small dark hole never to be seen again. It's becoming quite bothersome to the point where people have been forced to take showers. The Mayor says we should put a plug in it, foolish mayor and his Desert Bluff's ideals.

If anyone has experience dealing with trans-dimensional rifts or knows of someone who can help please contact me immediately, the wellbeing of our planet may depend on it.