The Unfortunate Misadventures of a Willing Hostage.
Chapter 11
Random Journal Entry: 02. Date Not Specified
Dear Diary,
I had a dream, quite a vivid dream actually.
I was surrounded by snakes. Albino snakes with yellow eyes and purple markings on their heads. They were hissing and spitting venom at me, some of the venom landed on the exposed skin my black tank top and shorts weren't covering, burning oblong shaped holes into my flesh. I tried running away from the snakes but I could not move. I tried screaming for help in the dim, endless void I was trapped in, but no sound came from my mouth. The slithering snakes began to writhe and convulse and then they all joined together in front of me, merging into a magnificent ,eighteen-foot tall five-headed hydra. It was a very dynamic looking hydra. The raw power, the intensity in those five faces, those many sets of piercing yellow eyes.
The hydra stared at me intently for a moment, almost smirking, before the main head hissed, licking its lips and then engulfed me in a single gulp.
There's something magical about being eaten alive by a giant snake. Going head first and whole into a slimy maw would give your life perfect symmetry…
Author's Note: these disturbing images were brought to you by the dark recesses of my mind.
Zetsu: Weird…
Nekogigi: Shut your trap and get off my ceiling moyashi!
Lavi Bookman Jr: Do I see an innuendo somewhere in there?
Nekogigi: Of course not. You can't see jack shit with only one eye. Why are you hiding under that eye patch, is it something illegal? Take it off I wanna see?
Lavi Bookman Jr: Nope sorry. Never gonna happen.
Nekogigi: Pleeeeeeeeease…
Lavi Bookman Jr: Okay, but only if you promise to go out with me. ;D
Nekogigi: Meh, why not, what do I have to loose besides my virginity?
Lavi Bookman Jr: STRIKE!