The Unfortunate Misadventures of a Willing Hostage

by Nekogigi

Yukino is your above average medical ninja working under the employment of the Akatsuki as their new medical specialist, however, life in a notorious criminal organisation isn't what people believe it to be. Join Yuki as she attempts to stay at least half sane among all the crazyness that is the Akatsuki in this random and cractastic story. Rated M just in case

13. Chapter 13

The Unfortunate Misadventures of a Willing Hostage.

Chapter 13

Journal Entry: 11. Oct 28

Dear Diary,

I cried.

My sensei always told me that it is important to provide auditory stimuli to comatose patients, it promotes neuroelectric activity, which is why I found myself discussing the state of the organisation in Pein Almighty's absence with my immobile patients and begging Itachi to return to the land of the living. I am now convinced that Jashin-sama exists, because right on cue as I started praying for guidance and crying over the near motionless form before me, the hand I had clasped in my own tightened its grip and the stoic Uchiha's eyes fluttered open, sharingan activated as usual. In retrospect it may have been the sound of my sweet angelic voice and excellent medical skills which roused him from his vegetative state, because lets face it, I'm simply one hell of a doctor. He reached out a hand to wipe away the tears trickling down my right cheek and told me that "a lady shouldn't cry, snot and tears are not becoming of her." Dafuq does that mean? Was he quoting Icha Icha? Anyhow, the sound of a crashing tv set interrupted our brief reunion and Itachi promptly darted from the treatment room in all his shirtless glory and tsukuyoumi'd everyone, including all the stray snakes and termites that were roaming about.

He and I later enjoyed a silent brunch on the terrace. It was both low fat and cholesterol free. Tobi, whom we had locked in a broom closet, kept pounding on the door, demanding we let him out so he could watch Hello Kitty the Movie which was supposed to be screening today. I'm not sure how he escaped Tachi's wrath but the anti-chakra handcuffs I bound him in should be enough to hold him. They were a gift from Konan and were promised to be quite effective.

Speaking of Konan, she and master Pein returned this evening. Both looking as apathetic as ever. And Tobi was wrong, they didn't get hitched.

They did however bring home a Jinchuriki, and chocolate cake. The jinchuriki is locked up in the basement in one of the old birdcages we used to keep ostriches in. Bijuu extraction will commence as soon as everyone recovers.

Author's Note: Silence is golden, words are vibrations, thoughts are magic and this chapter does not exist, it may appear to exist but I assure you it is merely a figment of your imagination, an empty void of broken dreams. By the time you wake up in the middle of the night to the sounds of a human soul being destroyed through black magic you will have completely forgotten all about its existence and just have the undeniable feeling to review…