The Unfortunate Misadventures of a Willing Hostage

by Nekogigi

Yukino is your above average medical ninja working under the employment of the Akatsuki as their new medical specialist, however, life in a notorious criminal organisation isn't what people believe it to be. Join Yuki as she attempts to stay at least half sane among all the crazyness that is the Akatsuki in this random and cractastic story. Rated M just in case

14. Chapter 14

The Unfortunate Misadventures of a Willing Hostage.

Chapter 14

Random Journal Entry: 03. Date Not Specified.

Dear Diary,

The folks here at Akatsuki manor are quite fond of role playing, poker and recording themselves while breaking into spontaneous song.

I found an old video tape amongst Zetsu's many media archives from a time before I joined the org titled "Konan Does Showtunes" while I was snooping around in plantboy's stuff. It featured a very drunk Konan dancing and singing on the dining room table in her cute glitter hearts underwear while Kakuzu played a familiar and catchy showtune on the piano with his tentacles, which I've been humming for the past six hours. I assume everyone was drunk, considering all the beer cans and tequila bottles strewn across the common room, everyone but Pein of course, who was protesting to Konan's behaviour when she ripped Itachi's clothes off and bit him. Sir Leader was desperately trying to cover them both up despite the other members of the group joining in on the song and forcing him to dance with them. I can't believe Sasori can twerk, he's usually so stiff. And Kisame has two left feet (when he's drunk). Well he has two left feet all the time, some sort of surfing accident or something like that.

I'm not sure what I watched but I'm pretty certain someone got molested or something at the end, also, I'm pleasantly surprised that Konan can actually sing. She should do it more often.

Author's Note: And that, dear readers, is what you get when you eat too much fudge.

Itachi: Gigi, how did you know about the tape?

Nekogigi: I have my resources.

Itachi: Woman,don't make me gouge your eyes out!

Nekogigi: Giheehee. You wouldn't dare touch-a-touch-a-touch-a-touch me, I wanna be dirty...

Itachi: Thrill me, chill me, fu-uuuuuuuck! The damn song is stuck in my head.

Nekogigi: Creature of the night!