AN; Sorry if I rushed into this part, but I'm really eager to get the blood bath! :-)
District 1
Blossom and Brick stood on a gold chariot waving slightly at the roaring audience.
They were both wearing silver togas, the only difference being that Blossom's had a red sparkly bow tied around her waist.
That and while Brick's hair was down, flying freely around his handsome face, Blossom's was in an elaborate twist held together by different glimmering jewels.
"There's the crowd favorite, District One! With their outfits appropriately symbolizing their districts jewelry making." Caesar Flickerman said from the top box.
Blossom started sweating bullets as the applause from the audience grew louder.
"Calm down, Bloss." Brick muttered as he put on a huge fake grin, "Smile and it'll all be over soon."
Brick's soothing words did have a calming effect on the girl as she brought out a smile that seemed to appease the crowd.
District 2
Dexter and DeeDee stood on their chariot waving to the crowd.
"These outfits are utterly ridiculous." Dexter huffed, pulling irritably on the fake arrow going through his head.
DeeDee giggled, waving her plastic bow enthusiastically, "You look fine Dexter!"
"Oh, would you take a look at District Two's get up?" Caesar Flickerman started, "A bowman and their victim. I believe the stylist was trying to accurately portray the effectiveness of the weapons made in their district. And they pulled it off, I dare say!"
"You have got to be kidding me." Dexter monotoned as DeeDee gleefully shot imaginary arrows into the audience.
District 3
Blaze shied away from Brat and her way too revealing costume.
She wore nothing but a few wires that covered a few choice places.
The male portion of the audience loved it, that's for sure.
Brat was leaning over the edge of the chariot, waving eagerly to the drooling men.
"I love you Panem!" She screamed, bouncing a little bit causing her girls to bounce with her.
Blaze grimaced and continued to solemnly wave to the crowd, wearing a yellow morph suit that was supposed to represent electricity.
"Wow! Would you take a look at the girl from three? Or, excuse me, woman. Because that, ladies and gentleman, is what I call a woman." Caesar Flickerman said in awe.
Brat giggled in a menacing sort of way and did another bounce.
District 4
Buttercup focused on not glaring as she waved at the capitol people.
District four's designer had forced her into a mermaid costume that made her feel like a five year old.
Butch, on the other hand, seemed to be getting a kick out of her obvious hatred of the outfit.
He himself was wearing a captains hat, clunky black boots, and an eye patch. He was dressed up like a pirate, which was the only thing that was keeping Buttercup from wiping the smirk right off his face.
He did look a little, to put it nicely, dumb.
"Stop checking me out, fish girl." Butch chuckled.
She snorted, "Whatever, Black Beard."
District 5
Belle and Blake were waving frantically to the crowd, Belle smiling so wide her cheeks hurt.
She was wearing a white lab coat with the bio hazard symbol over the breasts. Blake was wearing a traditional bulky power plant worker outfit that he still managed to make look good.
"Relax your face, babe. You look like a creepy porcelain doll." He muttered, giving her a, 'Your making me look bad' scowl.
She bared her teeth at him, "Well you look like a-"
He cut her off, "Ah, ah, ah! Teasing is fine arguing is not."
She silently fumed in the chariot waving a lot more glumly than she had been before.
District 6
"This is just plain lazy." Bunny sighed as she stared glumly at her's and Bandit's costumes.
They both consisted of a pair of jeans and a shirt that said 'TRANSPORTATION' in bold yellow letters. (AN; I ran out of ideas XD)
Bandit seemed to get a kick out of them, "Hey, there just my style. Simple, yet effective."
Bunny groaned, "Everybody's going to hate us just because the stylist didn't care enough to put any effort into out outfits!"
"Cheer up Bun-Bun. The capitol bastards will remember us. Not fondly, but they'll remember us." Bandit said.
They climbed onto their chariots and started to follow District Five's chariot and when they finally reached the crowd there was silence.
"Genius!" Someone yelled and the applause was deafening.
"Snobs are so easily impressed." Bandit sighed, with a huge smile on his face.
District 7
"This is really fun, huh Mandy?!" Billy guffawed loudly, swinging his plastic ax around like it was a light saber.
"No." She growled, tempted to throw her fake lumber jack ax into the crowd and see how many people it could take out.
Billy did one of those irritatingly loud laughs again, "You're funny Mandy! Hey! Do you want have a sword fight?"
Mandy felt a migraine coming on and decided that not answering would get her a lot farther than rejecting his childish offer.
District 8
"And we are officially the laughing stock of Panem." Brute mumbled angrily, just itching to throw off her brightly colored jester hat.
"Now, now Brute. The fabrics and colors that make up the costumes correctly represent the textile production of our district." Bane said, waving slightly to the audience.
Brute glared at him, "You wouldn't be saying that if you had as much goop on your face as I did."
He smiled softly at her, "You are right. I would be too mesmerized by your natural beauty to speak."
Brute's jaw dropped and Bane laughed slightly.
"I'm just teasing. Lighten up."
"Well excuse me if the teasing I'm used to doesn't sound like it could come out of William Shakespeare's mouth!" Brute snarled.
Bane gave her an amused look, "Not as dumb as you come off."
Brute bristled, not quite sure whether that was a compliment or an insult.
District 9
Beck and Berserk stood on their chariot, all in white.
Every inch of their bodies was covered with white silk or pearls to represent the grain production of their district.
"This doesn't seem extreme enough!" Berserk exclaimed after only getting polite claps as they rode by he crowd.
Beck nodded in agreement, "Seriously, though. We're supposed to be impressing them... I've got an idea."
Without another word, he started tearing her clothes off.
"What the hell?!" She demanded as the audience gasped.
He let go of the ripped fabric, seemingly pleased with his work.
Instead of Berserk's clingy long sleeved, ankle length formal gown, she now wore a strapless mid thigh length sexy cocktail dress.
"Looks like those two are just dying to rip each other's clothes off." Caesar Flickerman laughed.
District 10
Bubbles was blushing profoundly in her slightly revealing outfit.
She was wearing a pink leotard with a twirly tail on the butt and pink pig ears on her already pig tailed head.
"This is humiliating." She murmured miserably to Boomer as she attempted to cover the cleavage that was showing.
Boomer, wearing overalls and an old sun hat, grinned at her, "It's adorable."
She scowled at him, "I'm going to be remembered all over Panem as a pig!"
He winked at her, "Sexiest damn pig I've ever seen."
She blushed a brighter shade of red and Caesar Flickerman laughed, "Looks like District Ten has a cute little pig this year. Look at her! She's blushing. How adorable, how adorable is that?! Looks like the girl from three has a little competition."
Boomer chuckled, "Told you."
District 11
"This is kinda cool, huh? From now on you can call me Dib... the Kid." Dib laughed to Gaz.
Gaz ignored him, her torment with her pink cowgirl outfit being the only thing she could focus on.
"Kinda quiet tonight, aren't you? Oh well, I guess you're the quiet type. Or are you shy? I wouldn't have pegged you as shy, Gaz. Maybe you are just quiet. That's okay though, it doesn't make you any less fierce. If anything it makes you more terrifying. Silent but deadly. That could be your nickna-"
Gaz cut him off, not being able to tune out his constant chatter, "Shut up and smile."
He frowned, "But you're not smiling."
Gaz looked at him with the most twisted grin on her lips, "Do you really want me to?"
He shuddered and looked away, "N-no. Please stop that."
District 12
Robin and Mitch were standing on a chariot, wearing slightly more high class traditional mining attire.
Only Robin's was more feminine, consisting of a jean skirt and a cute little mini mining hat instead of the huge one covering Mitch's brown hair.
"This is strange." She said to Mitch as the Capitol people started to point to them.
He grinned at her, "What do you say we do something that'll make him go crazy?"
She looked at him skeptically, "What have you got in mind?"
He didn't answer, he just put his arm over his shoulder and kissed her forehead.
The crowd started screaming as Robin rolled her eyes and playfully pushed him away.
"Gee, they must put some hard drugs in the water here. Did you see their faces?" Robin snickered.
Mitch laughed until the music stopped and the presentation was over.
