Here is the first installment of my Akatsuki maddess based around November 15.
Tobi giggles madly to himself as he drags his blonde partner into a quiet village in the dead of night. Deidara looks around nervously then murmurs, "Tobi, we shouldn't be here, un!"
"ARR! Don't worry so much, sempai! Tobi knows what Tobi is doing!"
"I still don't like this… oi! Tobi, get back here! What are you doing?!" Deidara's eyes widen as he watches the masked man-child scale the side of the tower and slip in through the window. The blonde's eye and optical device dart around nervously, hissing once the other's feet strike the soft grass again. "Tobi! What did you take, un?!"
Tobi bounces along the path toward the tall gate again, various glass bottles clasped under his arms. Deidara snatches one from him and frowns. "Rum?"
"Yes, scallywag-sempai!" Tobi sounds a tad exasperated. "Don't you know what today is?"
"Tobi, it's Tuesday!"
"Savvy!" Tobi laughs to himself again, sounding a bit mad.
"Tobi, explain yourself or I'll blow you sky high! Why did you drag me all the way to Konoha in the middle of the night to steal RUM?! And why are you talking like that? You sound ridiculous, yeah!" Deidara holds up a mound of worked clay in the form of a bird.
"It's Talk Like a Pirate Day, sempai!"
Deidara deadpans. "What? Then why'd we have to come all the way here to steal rum?"
"Tobi took all of the Hokage's booze!" He laughs helplessly to himself again. "Because Tobi is a GOOD pirate!"