I'm back from the dead with a new chapter of "The Pokemon World"! Man, it's been ages since I last updated this story! Well, I've been busy playing Pokemon Y and I gotta say: Best Pokemon game since Platinum! But let's forget about that and let's find out what pokemon we're creating this time. Since Halloween was last night, let's create my second favorite pokemon ever: Chandelure.
Well, I was originally going to create Groudon and have a funny chapter with Mew creating beer and making Groudon drunk but I thought that would be too weird.
But enough talk, let's start this chapter!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokemon.
"I gotta say that this "candy" tastes awesome." Arceus ate a candy and threw it on a huge pile of eaten candy.
"Thanks! I added a little side effect to the candy." Mew started to grin.
"What?! Did I eat something bad?!" Arceus started to panic.
"No, silly! You just will get hyper for like five seconds. Five seconds of being hyper for every caramel you eat. Seeing as you've eaten 326 caramels, that makes you hyper for 1630 seconds." Mew laughed.
"AHH! Idon'twanttogethyperohnoIamhyperIcan'thearwhatI'ms ayingpleasecurenowMew!" Arceus ran around the room at hyper speed.
"All right let's cure ya. Hammer arm!" Mew's arm became huge and with a huge whack to the face Arceus snapped out of the hyper-ness.
"Thank...you...Mew." Arceus rolled around in pain.
"Always works." Mew said proudly.
"Okay, let's get to the topic of this story; creating pokemon!" Arceus said, standing up.
Arceus created a huge flash which blinded the two.
Suddenly the room turned into a grand room which looked amazing.
"WOW! AWESOME!" Mew exclaimed.
"Glad you liked it." Arceus also liked it. He then looked in the corner of the room.
There sat Jolteon, Bulbasaur and Dratini and talked about random things.
"Looks like they're having a good time. Anyway, here we go!"
FLASH!
"Lure!" A chandelier appeared, wait a sec, it has eyes and a mouth too! And the flames are purple!
"This pokemon is called Chandelure. It's a Ghost/Fire type." Arceus explained.
"Wow, it looks strong." Mew pointed out.
"It is. Mess with it and you will get hurt." Arceus answered.
"Let's end the chapter here! I believe the author has something awesome planned." Mew said.
"WHAT?! ALREADY?! ...well, okay..." Arceus said, disappointed about the chapter ending so soon.
So, that's it for this chapter. You're probably thinking, that this chapter is too short, but see, I got a little special chapter here for you. It takes place long after all the pokemon and areas have been created. So, what is it? You'll see in a second! It's not that long, but I hope you enjoy it. Okay, start the special chapter!
SPECIAL CHAPTER: A MT. SILVER PARTY GONE WRONG.
"Hey, give mi anuterr birr." Groudon was...drunk.
"No, you already drank all fifty bottles by yourself. You ain't getting anymore of these." Latios said, looking at a pile of empty beer bottles.
"This party is awesome!" Mew said, floating around the cave.
"Meh, if u cant get mi anuterr birr me go svim in watur." Groudon said, walking towards the pool of water.
"Wait! You're a ground type! You can't go swimming! WAAAIT!"
Latios tried to stop him but too late. Groudon went into the water and fainted instantly.
"Oh, well. I will wake him up after the party's over." Latios said, flying over to Rayquaza to chat.
"You see, "Mother-Fokker"! As in the German fighter plane! Get it?" Raikou laughed at his own pun.
"Haha. Very funny." Giratina said, not interested in Raikou's bad puns.
"I knew you like the pun!" Raikou fell over laughing.
"Note the sarcasm." Giratina said and flew over to Darkrai.
So far, the party looks like it's all going according to plan.
Well, maybe misjudged that one.
So, Groudon was drunk and fainted when he tried to go swimming. Raikou bores Giratina with his bad puns.
Darkrai hates Jirachi and wants to give her a never-ending nightmare so bad. But wait, there's more.
At midnight, a group of emo Pikachu dropped in and started their funky music. Kyogre made water rain from the ceiling, making all fire-legendaries faint.
"Well, looks like this party was a huge failure." Arceus sighed. This was bad!
"I know, Arcy but try and get the most out of it. It's still five hours until the party's over, you know. Latias said, flying over to her brother and Rayquaza who was asleep.
"Oh dear." Arceus said and fainted.
Meanwhile in Cerulean Cave (did I spell that right?)
Mewtwo was watching everything through a tv enjoying every fail the other legendaries did.
"I knew it was a good idea to stay home. Hey, hurry up with the popcorn already!"
O_o That turned out longer than I thought! Anyway I hope you liked the normal chapter and the special chapter. Please read and review!
I need suggestions for which pokemon to create next!
Well, that's it!
See ya later!
